Reminder that Sup Forums will have a country in 10 years

reminder that Sup Forums will have a country in 10 years

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Is this the underageb& bong from all those retarded Sup Forumsony threads?

what would be our biggest export

hi
420

memes

Memes and nazi memorabilia

mammy

our biggest import?

autism

Rich people with that kind of money don't even Internet

Tendies and moutain dew

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memes, obv

>implying any women would want to move to it
it would go extinct in a few decades

whats the flag

lots of people will want to move once it goes public, including wimminz

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but where would it be geographically? that's probably the most important question

see op image

i even made a flag for the mods to set once the time comes

you can save it if you like, it's super rare

Maybe but if it goes public and enough people move you'll just be starved out and killed.

can we put a leaf on the flag?

>implying canadians would be allowed

Cp

a weed leaf, then yes

southern line islands, a town on malden shall be the capital
we'd have to control that of course
I'm thinking of restricting immigration from the UK, this place is full of chav cunts

i dont know, guess you double nigger

charcoal, from fried niggers

you mean lamps

can i immigrate? at least my skin is white

need these btw

13500 rub a piece

What's the proposed location for this again?
Last time I checked. it was the Southern Line Islands, but I think there was too many issues with that and it was scrapped.

not big enough, will we expand to other islands

never mind, I thought you just meant Malden

nope, still southern line islands
malden is huge remember, bigger than tuvalu which has 10,000 people living there

oh the picture doesn't do it justice then, good luck with your colony

Malden island is too arid, which is why it's uninhabited.

anime waifus, red skittles and laptops.

>this is what a bong considers a god tier gun

How does it feel knowing burgers can buy an SKS out of a crate for about $100? (50ish bongbucks)

malden was inhabited by ancient polynesians and later guano miners, we'll be fine

starbuck however is a mixed bag, it's dry and has birds squawking in your face all day and night, but somehow people managed to live there just like malden
weapons are to be imported from russia, they'll be straight out of the molot factory

It costs ~25,000 dollars for an SKS in your country?

christ

RUBLES

let's just take over venezuela. we'll kick out all the idiots there now

oh right so that's about 25 cents. not bad desu

how many people have you got to agree to going?

200 bucks for factory new SKS, not so bad eh?

I'm hoping in the distant future we can pull a Fiji and get russia to supply us with AK-101s and such

gotta be good for mummy though!

Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board, and that any of her colonies are also Christian nations.

What will you do when a group of 200 pirates raid the island?

why settle in the middle of the pacific ocean instead of the uninhabited North Sea islands or in Sakhalin?

paulmclem.weebly.com/

Do what /k/ usually does.

I prefer the one where hes carrying a velociraptor

Also 420

But that's heresy, you heretic.

>sedate and render useless the population of a newfound struggling colony with depressant drugs

Get out of here Satan

idk mayne

Memes and anime

They have types of weed that don't glue you to the couch, ya know

>Regards, weed dealer

Non whites

We'll build a Kek statue to bless the land for bountiful crops and dank memes

based swamp kike

kek

What sacrifice do you make onto kek?

we had lots of people on board, then we realised it's going to take longer than we anticipated and many went off the radar

it's a good thing desu, we could do without impatient kids

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this is the forum if you're interested
shoot them
no choice, it's all we have to export

What will the name of the nation be?

euronesia

That's a shit name, call it Water Poland

Concentrated jews, fresh from the oven.

Tri-colored flag?

Guys, fuck natural islands, we need to build artificial floating islands that float all around the world, pissing off people everywhere.

Dubs decides the name
I say pepe-nsraum

looked at your site, have you actually got any women going, or would this just be one big sausage party

Las Malvinas

Hah i was going to say normies but Kek would like this better

i'd invest in this if it took off.
trade plans and execution will be very difficult however.

This

What is the political system of this new country?

i can't believe someone actually made a pepe out of this one.

wiki says your island is very low only 33ft above sea level at highest point, what are you going to do about rising sea levels

test

keked

How? you and ur britcuck friends will have no guns

no
none, bear in mind this is going to happen in 7-8 years time, there are thousands of desperate russian women waiting for somebody to airlift them out of their shithole
federation of island states, head of state is a military rank reserved for yours truly
i already said, we're importing SKS rifles from russia

national socialist or what

to

What influenced you guys to make the flag a tri-color?

Monarchy my nearly satanic friend, the best form of government.

Reminder that heresy will not be tolerated on Sup Forums's colonies. There will be no worshiping of false idols/gods (including, but not limited to, Allah, Odin or any Nordic god, Kek and any variant, etc.). Capital punishment for dissent.

i guess so
malden will be fine

cant say for the lower lying atolls tho
i just thought i looked nice

the previous designs were too obnoxious
something like this, but local issues are dealt with by elected officials

So did you pic the colors so like that so we can kiss up to Russia for moneys?

If we get rid of the "elected" part of elected officials we can have a nice militaristic feudal system.

Cocksuckia

i feel that a militaristic feudal system would work quite well

>REPLYING TO THE MOMMY POSTER
FUCKING CANADIANS

With me as the Supreme Leader

top tier mein käskopp

I'm an atheist :)
i took the colours from the original design and them into a tricolour, we to need mamas help though, we must be nice to her!
country will be lead by military, functioning similar to how a corporation would

local issues are a different matter, so a semi-democracy kind of thing

>Sup Forums buys a really cheap island
>rising sea levels flood the island
>Sup Forums still won't believe in climate change
really makes you think.,..........

do you mind posting the flag?

fuck off mummy poster, you've been banned for this shit before

i wanna mount mammy