Need suicide advice plox

Need suicide advice plox.

If I lived in the US and had access to a gun I would of definatly shot myself by now (jelous of you Ameri-fags now). Spent a while now researching other quick and painless methods, and it turns out suicide is a lot harder than I thought.

Could do with any secret suicide info you may have, such as rubbing your head with tinfoil on a full moon with drop you dead.

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Helium suffocation.

Do you have family because if so you should think about them for a second... Matter fact if you believe in evolution or god we're all family . Hit me up dude my life is shit to

Yeah the exit bag method right? This looked like one of the best methods but was hard to find the best/detailed instructions for it without being directed/tricked into a site thats all "thinking of killing yourself with this method? Well talk to us instead it will all be ok!"
Guess i'll just try and research harder unless anyone has any links

Care to say why do you want to do it?

I have thought of 'em pal - only thing that stopped me for a while but i'm past that now, best of luck to you anyway.

You can go to rough neighbor hoods until someone else does it

nitrous mask or a massive dose of fent like 500mg should 100% make sure you die even if some one finds you, you can also suffocate your self with a bag and some duct tape break your own neck poison your self some how there are options my dude. also stream it for us

Better make sure the dosage is high enough for that fent and it's not cut. Cops have narcan now and will inject the shit out of you till you're back to life.

Go to dark web and order a high dose of almost anything. An opiate will probably be the painless way. The dangers with this is getting caught and prosecuted for ordering drugs.

>talking to friend in ohio
>even the mcdonalds managers and convenience store clerks have narcan now

Yeah looking up things like this is what I mean by "harder than I thought". Want to definatly make sure I stay dead and not wake up in hospital.

There are instructions online for the extraction of cyanide. People have done this before. Castor beans are easy to get. Downside is that it'll take time to extract and you'll want to test it on an animal before you use it.

does it feel good being a coward?

Try drinking pills as many as possible m8.

Also... This is a sure way to die. There is no readily available antidote for cyanide and you'll die way before you get to a hospital.

This is interesting, any links you could provide that would help?

Already considered, would need a surprisingly large amount, no exact gaurentee of death due to vomiting, and can be hours of pain before death.

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Where do yuo live, OP?

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UK, near Manchester

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If you want to kill yourself but just want a quick and painless way to do it then you don't really want to kill yourself. If your life is so bad that you want to die yet aren't willing to put up with a little pain to end the suffering of living then you don't really want to die.

Try fasting if your a pussy you can back out no problem and you won't die a coward

You make a deceny point, but i'm willing more and more to do something painful as long as it gaurentees death.
Would certainly prefer quick and easy though.

It would take a lot of will power too it's nearly impossible but you can do it if you want to die that much

Best way is to live your normal life, find something you enjoy and get a therapist. Then in about 70 years it should kick in and you'll die.

I know nothing we say to you can change your mind, but you should still know that nothing is un-fixable. Whatever you've got going on, even if it's been building up for years, there are ways to get past it.

Suicide won't fix the problems you have now, but it will prevent you from enjoying anything else you can experience in the future.

Im an ameri-fag but cant buy a gun because im on 5150. Feelsbad

Have you ever lived anywhere except Manchester?