Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums
22 yrs old.
How can I get a female to fuck me with my super-curved dick? 7" by the way.

Pic related

get a new dick or someone that really loves you

Shave your balls, go to the gym and diet for a little while

Youre gonna have to throw the whole dick away

OP here
Is it really that bad?

My dicks straight and I've always wondered how dicks get a curve
Can you not bend it straightened or is it less comfortable

Start saving your allowance. Mow neighbor's lawns. Lemonade stand...

Can't you just fuck yourself with your super-curved dick? Why do you need a bitch's help?

if thats 7", i must be a foot, foot & a half...

I´m sick of fucking myself, want to have real sex

you should have specified that. I could have sworn you wanted someone to fuck you with your own weird dong.

I´m tired of fapping and play with other girls through Skype, I want the real deal

hiiiiiiigh hopes, he's got hiiiiiiigh hopes... he's got high-apple-pie, in-the-skyyyyy hopes.

I don't think thats meant for sex...

Maybe dragging vaudeville acts off stage, but not sex...

hahaha thats fucked but hilarious

What the dick or the joke

Why not both? XD

how many times have you shot yourself right in the eye?

must suck that every boner is like staring down the barrel of a gun...

i have a curved dick myself (not as much as yours) and all girls i've slept with loved it because it was tickling their g-spot

Lay on your side
Have girls go up and down

sideways curve will tickle their hip

literally you...

search "anal hook" on fetlife, I'm rooting for you...

as you get older I'm sure you'll realise that this is an advantage, it's perfect to hit the gspot of either males or females in the missionary position

also post more, harder

lol'd

change all your usernames to...

your dick broke

start by shaving
then take pics with the foreskin down

this is a horrible pic.

nigga lookin like

open tinder and drink and get high

Get it operated, it can be fixed yo

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Once you're handsome enough your curved dick won't matter.

You better hope you get rich. Only way i know of.

Mine curves downwards to a similar extent. Girls really like it, just fuck them with the curve pointing toward their stomach.

Also shave it aye. Even just a trim. Personal hygiene is important.

No srsly some1 on tv got it fixed and he had it even worse (lost few centimeters tho)

peyronies syndrome, literally the sign of someone with terrible genes. OP you are most likely quite ugly on top of this. There are huge correlations.