Hey Sup Forumsros, im bored. Will do pretty much any request and deliver. Here is my workstation

Hey Sup Forumsros, im bored. Will do pretty much any request and deliver. Here is my workstation.

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Nail the skin of your balls to workstation

Something less violent maybe?

sharpie in pooper.

Do you really want to see my hairy ass?

go wax beforehand.

>Will do pretty much any request
Denies first two requests.
Abandon now

Smash your computer monitor with your forehead

delete system 32

Something not so expensive?

Ok,Ok,Ok, my bad. Let me fix it.
Hey Sup Forumsros, im bored. Will do requests and deliver. Just nothing too nasty or violent. Here is my workstation.

Something that won't break my computer?

Abandon. Sage goes in all fields.

:c

Post picture of face with a timestamp and your full address information

OP Is a fag.
Take a pen and jam into your eyeball

break your computer

Cum in your keyboard

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Adjust your mouse mat so its on your desk and not flopping off the edge

Sharpie in pooper

Play a full 20 min porn movie using your speakers as loud as possible. Or a hentai i dont care

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Any recommendations?

Good boy. Rewarded with dubs.

Shuna kagami anal on max volume

Send us a vid of you swinging the mouse around over your head while screaming as loudly and off-key as possible

hang yourself

Its loud.

Pee on the floor

post more pics of thicc turtle user.

also find and post that webm of the dude eating the chicken azz and the camera zooms in on its reaction, i've been looking for that forever

Pee on floor

Does it make you hard user?

My workstation

my body is ready

Show belly button and go to bed

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Its to loud to make anybody hard

find me a sexy pic of masie williams tight leg calves ples

Mr Dubs strikes again.....good looking turtle

Cum on the turtle

You gonna do it or not? You can wrap a towel around your face to hide your identity

roll

Roll

cut turts head off then put it on a twisty bit that makes the fan move so it spins fast then use some butter and put your pink eel inside until it spits the baby batter

not OP

This

I mean this.

Pee on turtle

You must do peepee on turtz

Please this! The turtle would like it. On his back.

I love my turtle but not in that way

Could you do it, it would be a bit of harmless fun

Damn 2MB limit!

Put as many pens/pencils in your ass.

I didn't mention the turtle
I think this is the user you meant

Could you compress it into a .zip or .rar?

TURTLE HAVING AN AMAZING ORGASM

youtube.com/watch?v=UyO0fzwU4Kc

youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc

Yes Cum on turtle while rubbing your dick on her shell

Ok, the neighbours came on my door, started arguing , yelling. "There are kids here user!". So as a good cuck i am, ill settle down.

I really wanted to post this but im too much of a brainlett to figure out how to resize it.

I'm sure if you have winrar or 7zip installed you can right click the video file and get an option to compress the file

thanks OP

Not my proudest fap

Cum on your keyboard

I do that every day

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I think turtle killed op

You are next

>mfw
what is name?

Buby

get laurdelledonne to follow u on Ig

Take a shit in the middle of the room, on the floor and post pics.

Thats nasty my dude

kek
probably the best thing said in that thread.

This

good name.is it pronounced boobie (like the titty) or Bubb-e (like bad boy Bubby )?

id fucking kill to have one but my faggot country wont let me buy one and im too lazy to go find one in the wild.

how do you r8 it as a pet overall?

Bubb-e, Moot/10 ,best pet ever

Turtles or mine?

> my faggot country wont let me buy one
Let me guess, it's in Europe?

Come on OP the thread demands it

no

OP is liar dont' wastte time in thread anymore anons

i wish

Show us food that you eat

Show us the underside of your desk, to see if you wipe boogers away.

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1)You must either speak Mandarin/Cantonese/Hokkien
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4)You must always praise The Great China in any means
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The madman did it