What would have happened if Italy was invaded by Soviet Union instead of shitty Englishmen?

What would have happened if Italy was invaded by Soviet Union instead of shitty Englishmen?
Would've been elightnened by Sovietization?
What was Sovietization like?

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Then Italy would now be filled with unemployed people, corruption and filled with mafia.

we would be like hungary or slovenia, white and rich

>What was Sovietization like?

Systematic destruction of willpower in citizens

Too subtle 4 me

Italians, unlike slavs, would have made scientific socialism succesful.

They'd be colonizing other solar systems by now.

unironically USA reestabilished the mafia after mussolini almost deleted it, since mafia niggers and amerishits get along well and made lots of puppet states

Nah, that couldn't be. Americans bring freedom and democracy, not mafias, oligarchies and corrupt puppet regimes.

Slovenians and Czechs are doing fine

but Slovenia is nice

whart about the amalgamation of citizens? the creation of a common culture? the collective harmoni? Would've terroni vs northern be removed? Enlighten me, oh great one, for I am blind of the Soviet gifts

are you an Ossie? Could you theorize what would've happened?

>but Slovenia is nice
It is, but it's also much smaller, so easier to manage as a state.

Poland is bigger than italy, if I'm not mistaken.

Is there much soviet inflience left, e.g. in law system or cultural manners?

It would be like Romania with less gypsies and more historic buildings. Also, there would have been a lot more rape and pillaging during liberation.

Yugoslavia was never really commie though.

And czechs aren't doing that well. Considering it's a small country with a privileged position between Austria and Bavaria, they should be Belgium-tier rich by now.

>a lot more rape and pillaging during liberation

unlikely

I want Italy to be sovietized!

it would be just like another balkan country

That would have been impossible since it would have given the soviets a door to western europe and north africa, something the US obviously wouldn't have wanted.

>>a lot more rape and pillaging during liberation
>unlikely
You have an interesting interpretation of history.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

Not him but yeah, commie generation people are a huge pain in the ass of Polish society, the country will only reach western standards when these generation will fully pass.
All they do is whinning and snowballing huge political parties by voting for the party that most people vote for.

Why would the Soviet Union invade a hopeless shithole like Italy? It's literally Africa, Soviets were not interested in north africans and blacks.

No more terroni vs polentoni
Hardworking people
Communism in full swing
Istria and Zara never lost
Oblast instead of Regions

Would be glorious

Not only muerto de hambre but also de educacion

Italy had some pretty string anti-stalin communists, most of them would have been killed

Why does Argentina have a negative thought of Italy?

it's just an autistic argentinian poster, butthurt because some italian dude trolled him with muerto de hambre meme

i'm not a conflicted poop skinned north african moor wishing to be slavic like you and OP...italians will never learn

No รจ un sardo che usa un falso proxy sono anni che sto scemo usa fakes del genere sui Chan e sugli antrophorum

he's always the same moorish shitskin named augusto federico llanes. A literal portuguese-amerindian shitskin

>Englishmen
Blame someone else for your failed country, moron

Slovenia was never invaded by the Soviets though. We brought gommunism on ourselves.

No, I'm not him.
I think he browses Sup Forums, though I wouldn't be surprised if he bashed shidaly too.

I'm just another average argentine who hates your country, why is it so hard to digest, Luigi?

>I'm just another average argentine who hates your country, why is it so hard to digest, Luigi?

It's not. Usually though there is a difference between trolling and being ridiculised due to your weak attempts. You fall in the latter category.

it would be Romania
oh wait