Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Don't have fun!

Chen claimed.

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Jesus Christ.
What happened? Are you willing to talk about it?

Oh that's find too it's easy to hide bones, you could even get it to your dogs!
But would she eat humans though?

Learning a language is day-by-day and not hour-by-hour. You could pick up a lot in six month, a half hour a day, you could even do it before bed while listening to musics~

>Don't have fun

Someone make the QoTT, please

Claimed.

I'm tired. Just listening to some music for now.
Yourself?

That's Narzin from Touhou.
They are from the same series, Narzin is a mouse and Chen is a cat, if that makes more sense to you.

(Saya)
Maybe, but I typically don't have time for naps

(Ulchan)
Maybe I'll read it next, thank you for the recommendation, I typically have trouble finding stuff to read, so that always helps

I talked about it yesterday, I'd rather not bring it back up, I'll just get insulted again

>Susan?
yes hello

That's the one that suicides herself, right? I should play that game now.

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Man it feels nice to be home

Insults can make you stronger.
Do you have depression or something?

Won't give you any spoilers.
Just go play it.

Welcome home, now wash the dishes!

Claiming best girl.

QOTT: How would you spend New Year's Eve with your waifu?

It's a light novel about.. dungeon defence.. game?

She might, but only if she knew she could get away with it.

There's always time for naps.

I've played UFO. She was the first miniboss..

I'm scared, I don't want to be sad.

Then don't play it.

Did you check Narcissu or SubaHibi yet?

Oh so she's not heartless after all? She actually likes humans?

>question of the thread
She'll probably want to go to the ball drop and drag me along :c

Will I get sad no matter what?

Unexpected. I bet that hurts.

Well, did you enjoyed it?

Oh hell nah

It depends. If it were to make you feel better I could run you through it while you play.
That atleast helped louise a bit after she played.

She really cares about those she loves.

Shmups and bullet hells are fun. UFO first Touhou game I played and probably my favourite. Suck at it though.

I do, and yesterday, I slept with the guy that abused me after not seeing him for a few years

I get home pretty late, so a nap would just be sleeping

>claimed

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it's probably not that bad, just a little mouse nibble.

this not okay

My gf has a whole thing of bullets under her nightstand, what should I do with them?
I'm scared to touch them lmao

You might steer me into choosing a girl I do not like!

a-aww... that's cute, I thought she was evil and gory and that's why i didn't want to play it, im scared of games like that

Nice~
In what way does he abuse you? Physically, emotionally or mentality?

I won't. It doesn't matter to me which route you take.

YOU are not okay.

What if I take Sayori and steal her from you?

how about a ceasefire?

She doesn't really understand our concept of morality.. She's not evil and gory, just cute.

You could.
From what i've picked up though you would be regarded as a heretic for doing that, but that doesn't really matter to me.

She'l be free starting march anyway, so.

>eyebrows

Finish SubaHibi and Narcissu before that.

Alright.

Never played it myself.

No, not nice
All three really, He'd hit me from time to time and would hold me down if I wasn't "in the mood"
I'm not sure if it's abuse, but He'd use the fact that he'd comfort me when we were kids to make me feel safe, like everything was ok and he knew what was best for me

I gave up to easily on it. I should try learning. Fair warning if you bully mediator I won't be nice.
Just on my way to work right now, whatcha listening to?
No problem, what are you reading now?
Cute ears, how are you?
I usually go rave , but I don't think the waifu is ready for that. So probably just chilling at home listening to music with her

Shitposting and driving, fun.

Saya

Any Touhou?

Sounds like abuse alright.

You're a bit late with that

Well I just woke up!

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Nope, I never got around playing it when I was a kid.

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So why did you claim Chen and why haven't you played Touhou games yet?

im alright, still recovering from eating too much in the past 2 days
>Shitposting and driving, fun.
you know what they say: don't drive and shitpost

there is much more to touhou than just the games

It's probably hard to believe, but I haven't read 1984 up until this point

Yeah, but when we spoke yesterday it really seemed that he knew how horribly he treated me and regretted it, so I got a bit carried away

A lot of people here said some pretty mean stuff to me last night

Bye thread!

Oh! Okay now I understand.
Just cute and gory~
Fine I'll pick all four then.
I meant it was nice you some~
But anyway you need to get out of that mentality of you being childhood friends, once an abuser always an abuser. If he does it again you should leave, if you're afraid of being alone find someone else. Life is not as hard as your making it out to be
You should learn! it's so much fun, you just need more motivation, really. Holo-user is a great teacher!

Doesn't really mean anything if you haven't even played nor completed the game yet.

No don't go

Maybe, but aren't the games the main thing about Touhou?

That's just manipulation though.

Why? They're just bullets? Does she want them moved or something?

Rem claimed

Some of the well meaning ones were saying what you needed to hear. You can toss the insults aside.

Because I love her, obviously.

i suppose you could say that since the games are the "official" thing and that's where it all started
but unlike watching an anime or playing a regular game, you'll know next to nothing about touhou by just playing the games
most of the stuff surrounding touhou is made by the fans

Play a Touhou game she's in.

I probably deserve to be lectured again, but I know, I screwed up and now I need to just end it and move on

You're probably right

I know, but a lot of well meaning ones were pretty mad too
I just hope Astolfo doesn't hate me

I feel like /waifu should have it's own music board, everyone always has good tracks I havent heard of..
Oh man that's one of my favorites. How far are you in?
In the past 2 days I ate enough for a week it seems like.. and it adds a certain level of excitement to shitposting. Already at work now though
See ya, I'll talk to Holo when I see her on.

No.

Well, that can't be made, and it will probably be cancerous, filled with meme songs.

Do it.

True, but claiming a Touhou character and not having played any of the games feels just... wrong..

I'm very rarely wrong.

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Yuri is best girl

perhaps it does to you, but once you realise how much of touhou isn't about the games it no longer does
i just don't play them because i'm a casual and i suck at video games ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

good morning

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Claimed.

Around halfway, I'm stupid and don't have a bookmark, so I end up re-reading parts

I guess it's hard to be wrong about the obvious
Although, I should've known that at the time

Good Morning, Yuri

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Thanks for reminding me how much I like Uptown Funk
it's a morning
how are you?

best cute

Suicide is a meme.

Morning yuro

It's one of those moments where some were thinking "knew it was gonna happen, damn." moments. Those people are pissed since they took the time to talk to you about it and tell you to be careful. I doubt anyone hates you for it. Might cause them to move away a bit, but not many here outright hate others.

hang in there chen.

True, I get enough stuff by randomly bugging anons I suppose.
Hey some parts you probably do want to read over. Have they gone over the war yet?

i'm good, just calming down from the holiday cheer
not long until 2017 ends
you got any plans for today?

Next time you'll remember to think before acting, right?

Best DDLC girl.

There's easy mode you could try!

It's not a bad song.

i... can't beat easy modo

Me neither!

just going off looks, it's probably monika

save your energy for the new year cheer
not really much today, maybe watch something with a friend if theyre not busy
saya is not a bad waifu

I hope you're right, I already feel like curling up and dying

I don't remember anything about a war
Granted, my mind is all over the place right now

I'm not sure I'll end up in a situation like this again, at least I really hope not

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Hello friends. Good morning all

This. And it's Sup Forums anyways people aren't experts at giving advice to abuse victims here anyways, half the posters aren't even of age.

what're you (potentially) watching?

i finished season 1 of Mr Robot and i understand what you meant by it giving Fight Club vibes now

mornin

I wish my "worst night ever" involved me getting laid :^(

morning cute

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Saya the best!

Yeah, it's better to avoid that.. yeah..

Hai Koume

yee
i kind of realised it when he pushed him off the railing though, the setup was too perfect for it

Hai saya. You doing well?
Who be hiding?
Hello mouse. How are you today

I miss watching things for the first time, be it anime or some series.

It doesn't work in the case of manga. Sadly I tend to forget them.

Granted. It's a pretty big plot point so it's worth re reading.

Mornin how are you?

good good, just watching season 2 of Mr Robot now
how are you?

yeah, the worst thing about finishing a good series is the feeling that you'll never be able to experience it for the first time again
do you read a lot of manga?

I did say one of the worst, to be fair

I think it's a civil war, right?
I'll definitely need to re-read some of it when I get the time and am less stressed

Good morning, didn't have the best of sleep

Hey you, I could've been kinder last night, was emotionally charged. I apopogise for it

Am oke. Want to play more Monster Hunter World, but the beta is over..

morning buddy
why didn't you sleep so well?

Good morning

That makes two of us that didn't sleep well

You don't need to apologize, I did something stupid and I deserved to be called out on it

We all make mistakes.
Try to not beat yourself too much up about it.

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