Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

>Inb4 this thread again

Why and how?

>Why

Because I am a giant sperglord

> How

By being a giant sperglord.

I'm so glad I got laid exactly when I hit 20.

I know plenty of spergs that aren't virgins

fuck you man

How powerful are your spells?

butthurt faggot

not many see the light having seen such darkness

Grats.

Then they must have something else going. I have not.

Fuck you too.

do you really not wanna touch a vagina?

I have 11 years to get to your lvl

You did never have touch but or bobbs?

>Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

do actual whores count against this club?

Yes.

Time enough to become a decent human being.

Nope.

Did make touch with the penis??

How do you think sex is like?

Have you considered having sex with a prostitute?

Would you ever suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

What?

Like the stuff uncle Mike used to do to me.

I'm morally opposed to prostitution.

lol. dont be, faggot

Trafficking and shit dude. Too poor for a decent escort.

I'm sure it is diffrend than what Mike did to you :')

hows your tinder game?

21 got laid but way do i feel like wizard

A hole's a hole I guess.

Poor. Most matches I've gotten were bots.

Why you donĀ“t consider change yourself?

Example: Work out and go outside intead of scrolling Sup Forums all day.

My name aku habasam habaku I make sex for very much woman have woman slave say have sex for hour too much make sex only with no condom or if sex too powerful woman ask for penis in but. I Prince of money in Kyrgyzstan to make many squirt for a women. Have naked sex with but and bobb's. Do sex with bobbs the same time as but

you get your shit togheter, text the ugly girls on your tinder and set up a date. Go on do it you fa. dont text one text them all. the more tindering you do the bigger the chance of a wet penis. And remember, you are not as lucky as to have standards, youll fuck any little piglett, that lets you

>Example: Work out and go outside intead of scrolling Sup Forums all day.

Already doing both.

I don't know where you are located, but here Tinder seems to be enriched in above average girls.

so what? dont focus on the girls you can't have, focus on the once you CAN! and then work your way up as soon as you pop your cherry. ffs man COME ON! if you cant get any matches where you are, move around. take a train to another town and swipe away. seriously dude, tinder is the holy grail. shit works for everybody, your outlook is just wrong.

and when you do go on a date, try not to focus on the fact that youre a wizard. Try just to enjoy yourself and the company even tho youre autistic. And then look for the signals. If she sends you good vibes( laughs at you bad jokes, seeks eye contact etc.) you can go in for the smooch. If she turns your smooch down, dust it of, continue enjoying the date, and try smooching again later, continue until she lets you smooch.
YOU have to be the one moving things along at all times. Girls dont wanna take the initiative

text the few fatties that arent bots, on your tinder NOW. just say hi / some kind of joke. Its just small talk with a few compliments

Will do.

Had maybe a dozen dates in my life, but never managed to bring it further.

How do you look. Height?

What powers did you obtain?

Face 4/10. Body 7/10.

180 cm at 72 kg.

Does depression count?

No cause I'm depressed to...
26 kissless virgin

So the problem isn't really getting the date as much as it is making her want you. For you, if your personality isnt great yet just listen. Practice looking confident and engaged, ask broad questions that will make her talk more, give broad and final answers to her questions, make a few obvious sarcastic jokes here and there to let her know you're listening.

Getting dates wasn't that easy either. I certainly approached a few hundred women in my life.

Why do you think they rejected you?

Specific reason

19 y old virgin here

I'm dull, boring and awkward in conversation. No wittiness, no eloquence no charisma, no humour.

Shut up I told you not to tell anyone~ mike

Listen to podcasts of people YOU find interesting. Put it on while you work or anytime. Even in the background. You will pick up things from them. Being awkward isn't as bad as seeming desperate and insecure.

Let her do most of the talking.

If you're going to just listen and play defensively never expect sex at the end of the night. It's like chess. Don't expect to get her Queen if youre not moving your pawns. Wait for her to come to you.

Also for a guy like you, act like you're her boss in a business interview. That kind of dynamic will cause her to want to impress you.

I usually listen podcasts while working out. Mainly history and philosophy.

Yet, she usually doesn't.

How can someone be 34 and virgin. Fucking joke why not head to a hooker just for the exeriences you dumbfuck OP. Even hes just baiting anyway OP is complete garbage that should be burnt to have atleast some worth and produce some electricity. OP you dumbfuck just find a quiet place and get good riddance fucker.

bump

I have a feeling the podcasts you listen to are pretty dry and lecture like? Try to find ones related to your interests that are fun conversations. Even if it's not as fun for you at first you may learn to find value in that type of conversation. Change your approach. Think of ways to get them to open up to you first.

Butthurt much?

37yr wizzard here, how you doing youngster?

>I have a feeling the podcasts you listen to are pretty dry and lecture like?

They are topical. But usually, you need to have at least some oral skills to make a good podcasts. Audiobooks are another issue.

Gtfo boy.
I'm in my 40s and never even had a friend. Never talked to a girl even.
Pretty simple to do when you don't go anywhere.

you've got nothing to worry about

Also OP, find another guy who wants to train this weakness with you. Play some pick up basketball, get the test flowing and work on your social skills together.

Have you at least held hands or hugged a woman?

Not romantically.

how do i prevent this

At what age did you stop giving a shit?

Become a decent person that people want to hang out with.

Childbirth

bump niggers

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What sort of wizard powers do you have? The ability to shitpost without thinking? Can you summon a katana anytime, anywhere? Teach us oh fedora'd one!

Honestly, that picture was probably made by some guy who thinks he got a "blowjob" by his girlfriend in 6th grade and has been thinking he's better than everyone because of it since then

Have you managed to protect yourself from female induced sorrow through your pure and ascetic ways?

>teleports behind you

Probably. It's obvious bait.

It might not be female induced but it is sorrow nonetheless.

I am 23 year old virgin, what is the secret to staying a virgin the rest of my life so that my bloodline ends with me

Be boring and unlikeable.

i am already boring and mostly unlikeable.

Then you should be set for a lonesome life.

awesome

Yes. Enjoy your shit life.