shit guys I'm all out of ideas help
Shit guys I'm all out of ideas help
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lol you fucked up without even starting, you should write on fb first
Phonebook?
Ohh sorry. Didn't mean to cripp you out. I got it from a spyware I have on your phone. Nice nudes!
stop with the faggitry and help me out cuntface
how about delete some of your emails first
This
fuck you OP, your first post should have contained the explaination how yout actually obtained the number - you want help but cant even be bothered to post all relevent information? I hope she ignores you for life.
You're done for.
Check if she have shared it on facebook or somewhere.. If yes then say u got it from there and that u dont have facebook or something
we supposed to ignore the fact that this is from june?
Say " my weewee goes hard whe i see you, explain pls"
Play it off as a joke,
Like this
What? You drunk texted me I just messaged back, you ok?!
Are you retarded?
Dont be stupid... just tell her, you dont remember you had the number since june, and he was just checking if it was the jessica from english class, and you werent confused
ah fuk you fucked me up
He said check first.
Heh... ok, hold one, now tell her well i assumed it was from facebook i dont really remember as i have it since june...
i paid one of her friends fr her number but i dont want her to know
Post this
>haha just jocking. give me nudes now before i lose my boner.
you're the one that fucked it up you creepy motherfucker
how much you fucking autismo ? make us laugh
WTF :DDDD CHECK FIRST IS IT SAME NUMBER
Yep, there's no way for you to win based on that.
Not you can only focus on not losing too hard.
Should have said phonebook
Just send a dick pic.
If you have a large enough member this will work.
"Then why didnt you update your fb then?"
i said it but no-one ever listens to me.
Maybe she have her CURRENT number shared on google+
Check and say u meant google not fb
Nice job showing everyone you're fucking retarded
answer this OP how did you get her number?
25$ gift card to walmart but it actually only had 23.47$
Well how did you really get her number?
Just say
>are you not mary jacobs? That's who im trying to text
it matters not how i attained your number but Im really bad at pickup lines, but I'll make an exception, Jessicas I want to.
should i just tell her what really happened? i dont want our relationship to be based on a lie
Just "new phone who dis" that broad
What happened?
He said in the thread, he paid one of her friends for it.
What relationship :DDDD XD
No, dont tell her. You'll never get her if you say something so creepy. Try to save it, say one of her friends posted the number on FB.
GO COUNT YOUR DICK
Wtf
You pay money for that shit only to fuck up the first texts?
Pathetic...
Can't save a trainwreck :^)
honorable.
Naiv, but honorable. All relationships are based on lies. Deal with it buddy
>“Yeah I m not lying, what’s wrong with you (insert name of another from your english class)? Something feels off”
Pretend you were texting another and save yourself, she s clearly not happy to see you
Listen you idiot, change the topic. As long as you linger on the issue of how you got her number you are fighting an uphill battle. Just ask her a question on some different subject and move on.
I have an idea
Just say that you got her number from a friend so that she could help you on whatever assignment you re having in English Class cause you heard she was a smart student
tell her the truth dumb fuck it's the best move, come clean right now
>I gave your friend a 25$ Walmart giftcard but it only had 23 and some change
OP just be honest
You fucked up there is no excuse that is going to save you just say something along the lines that you thought you could get to know her because tou think she interesting/cool/cute but dont blurt out your in love or something like that
You can do it you magnificent autistic bastard!
jsut tell her look I bought your number from your friend because I think your cute, Im sorry, if you don't want to talk I'll shut up
chances are she already knows everything anyway
He's gonna get hazed by everyone he knows if he tells the truth, he needs to try and save it by just surprising her with a love confession.
She'll forget about everything once she hears it.
this man wants to destroy you OP, don't listen to him, come clean
tbh this is the best solution... but OP is probably not good in the pull-out game so..
His father certainly wasn't
holy fuck the cringe is strong with this one
how about you try grindr?
ignore bitches acquire currency
I sort of agree with this.
OP, the best move is to admit the truth and then confess your love. That way your relationship won't be based on a lie but you won't get a ton of shit for being a creep either.
Kek
don't tell a girl u love her when ur talking to her for the first time, I learned that the hard way OP
Are people really this socially retarded?
No everybody wants to see OP burn in an autistic wreck
Holy fuck, OP, you need help.
1. You spell your name like a faggot. Change it, it's not expensive and since you're 18+ it won't be a problem.
2. Why the fuck are you buying phone numbers? You realize you can just walk up and fucking ask, right?
3. Stop being such a beta. Bitches want Alphas, no matter what they might say.
maybe, maybe not
Fucking shit why is nobody paying attention to
Because its a stupid idea she probably already knows from her friend
im scared guys
lol she's the one fucking u, fucking pussy, talk shit to her
Well its the least he can do due to the circumstances in which he got thr phone number
My fucking God, you're retarded
pls ... from all the good ideas here, you do the stupidest Thing
Alright now pick a day you missed class and make sure she didn't see you that day.
HEY
Just admit you paid for it and think she's cute. Worst comes to worst you're just seen as desperate and a little wierd, not full on creepy
Just kys OP. Maybe you should have actually asked her for her number and on a date rather than being a lying creep. Fuck you OP
Thats why is screwed you have to be a fucking sperglord beta to buy a phone number there is no saving this guy
Dude, not in that fucking order
Should have first said her friend gave it to you and then you should have said it was to gt your English notes
Pfff...
this
This
this
but too late now
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How did you get my number
>Its on fb
No it's not
>I got it from one of your friends
Jesus OP, you are an actual retard. Just go throw your phone in a lake and exile yourself to another country. We don't want your autism here
jesus fuckin christ user
haha retard
rip
Oh snap OP wtf did you do IRL to get this reaction
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Of course because who would not believe that after he said he got it from fb? Both kys sperglords
i know, you will probably ignore every advice and show up with a Guitar under her Window or something but ... honestly:
you fucked up, learn from it, get stronger, move on.
OP, thank you for being retarded. This made my morning much better
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Desperate, pathetic cunt. Kys
Savage
Normies 1 Special class 0
you commited the classic mistake of not doing a single godamn intelligent thing
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Give us her number Arin
I bet we can do better than you
Oh because i'm a sperglord for him fucking up with his "got your num from fb" lie? Just saying what I would have done (which would have included not getting her number by fucking paying one of her friends)