Will our lord ever be back, lads?

Will our lord ever be back, lads?
Is he gone forever?
Did he jizz for our sins and are we to wait until the next cumming?

What say you anons?

I would also like to know

I don't think he posted last year either. Or I missed it

I haven't seen him in years. I'm starting to lose hope too.

He did, I didn't save the pic though

i keep an eye on Sup Forums for him but i dont think he has posted since 2015.

i can't imagine he doesn't think to pop in just to say "hey im alive."

last i saw he has a gf and stopped saving so much.

>last i saw he has a gf and stopped saving so much.
How would we even know it was him without the bottles?

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nigga yo nasty he nasty dat nasty just stop it
white people. why yo got be nasty

>implying niggers use the internet outside of twitter and youtube

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>Will our lord ever be back, lads?

Ha, ha, I wanted to make a thread asking this the other day.

>nigga yo nasty he nasty dat nasty just stop it

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he hasn't been here since like 2012. the others are shoops

Knowing he won't come back is worse than finding out santa isn't real.

are those cum bottles mixed with piss???

he's probably dead of dehydration

If it were that easy why would people stop shooping new ones every year?

cum yellows over time. How can you not know this?

because Sup Forums is dead

I promise you all. One day jizzus will rise from the grave and save us all from ourselves.

Jizzo stop making these threads already will ya. I know you lost your fame bottles but start over new.

Fair enough. I did just come back to check on cum bottle status. Can't tolerate Sup Forums otherwise, it is nothing but low grade porn these days.

No trust me ive seen plenty of pictures of cum boxes and shit on this site but they look like liquid not like a solid or jelloish

MAKES ME HARD

One of you needs to step up to take his place next year. Be the legend we need.

This went on for so many years it pretty much got ingrained in me as a festive tradition.

It’s as festive to me as seeing the coke ad on tv or hearing bing crosby

I got a gf and pretty much had to clean up my act (still cum in a bottle sometimes for lul).

I was the jizzus and now I’m a normal lurker...

Inb4 post pics, I don’t have any new ones... don’t even live in the same place.

You’ll never believe me, but I loved you all.

santa crust didn't cum either

You aren't him but thank you for the sentiment.

We got a new boy in town.

JIZZUS, PLEASE!

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I love you my son.

Next year one of us needs to at least fake some jizz bottles with coconut water or melted French vanilla ice cream. The anons here need something to believe in.

>almost look like my socket

lord jizzmas is kill. dead of toxic shock from drinking spoiled jizz.

rip in peaces you magnificent bastard.

The sad thing is that one year Jizzus came for the last time and none of us knew.

honestly you never know...highly unlikely but i doubt jizzus is still up to this. that guys post is probably pretty close to the truth of the real one regardless if it's him or not.

His last post was 2015 or 14. He said that his gf found his bottles and broke up with him. Can't remember if he was starting over. Probably not since he hasnt posted since

postit

neat

he was here 3 years ago. He posted the tapes picture. After that he's gone.

DAMM
Rolling

trips here

Veteran died during destroy dick December

Sup Forums was a mistake.