Why aren't you a pornographic actor yet? It would solve all of your problems

Why aren't you a pornographic actor yet? It would solve all of your problems.

I hate women

not having an sti isn't a problem tho

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Why aren't you? Then maybe you wouldn't be a poorfag that could afford a device that runs IOS 10 LOL

>inb4 the poorfag tries to play the botnet card even though ios 10 is much more secure from botnet

My dick is ugly

My penis isn't big enough and I don't have the body or the charisma.

I don't think 4 inch penises are that accepted in porn.

i have a tiny 6 inch white penis

Penis too small.

Don't have near-perfect control of erection and ejaculation like most porn actors do.

You could be the cuck that gets shamed.

My dick is too big.

It would be uncomfortable for everyone involved.

I'm not Jewish or European

Well you fucking poorshit?

>you like that
>yeah take it you whore

sure takes charisma

I'm only 8 inches and white

>IOS

Because lesbian is the only acceptable genre of porn and I'm not a girl.

In other words I am ugly and autistic.

I have a good big fat dick, but too hairy and not jewish

;_;

>It would solve all of your problems.

My not having AIDS-problems?

This, I have tight foreskin(I suppose that never stopped Manuel Ferrara though) and I don't even have that high of a sex drive anyway.

WHY NOBODY ASKING ABOUT THAT SMALL CREEPY HAND IN HIS SHOULDER????????

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Bump afuckinggain

Or did you waste your welfare cheques on videogames?

kek

charisma does help

that's not Rocco

average-sized penis
I hate lifting weights
my insecurity and anxiety would make it impossible to attain an erection with people watching and cameras recording me

...

yes it is

Did we ever find what he meant by "itz only smellz"?

top fucking kek

At first I was like ._. and then I was like @

>20 fucking minutes and still no answer
Do you not speak the white man language OP? is your post just pasta?

its only smellz

>It would solve all of your problems

you like a nastee
you like a nastee
say you my slave

I wouldn't mind doing it but then I watch efukt or something like it and it takes the magic away from everything porn related.

hear hear

I tried, but they don't hire white male porn actors anymore. Viewers want to see something else.

>2016
>the most popular porn genre is now bestiality

didn't see that one coming

they're mostly still white

don't be a nigger and blame it on race, user. you probably were just unfit for the job. sorry.