AMA: I've been farting in my roommates food without him knowing for about a month...

AMA: I've been farting in my roommates food without him knowing for about a month. He hasn't found out yet and recently has been feeling really sick. (Not sure if it was me that cause that but maybe traces of shit went in his food?)

Anyway, ask me anything Sup Forums

Pic related, me farting in his ravioli

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What is your credit card number, expiry date and security number?

Mustard gas

Why would you do that? How did you get access to the ravioli? Who leaves ravioli just sitting around?

Buy some new underwear, jesus christ

Funny as fuck

>traces of shit
>shit
>log of shit
>Andy Sixx

How about you send me yours for some personal fart clips :D

It was in the fridge so I took it out, removed the plastic wrap. Ripped a few massive farts in it, wrapped it back up and put it in the fridge.

Are those your designated farting panties? They look pretty rank for everyday use

I use them for both. I only ever take them off to shower or if a little bit of shit comes out of my ass so I gotta wait for it to dry/slightly wipe it out. I have a pair of blue ones and another pair of white ones for if some aren't dry yet

Are you Man or woman?

Whatever you want me to be

Any more pics?

>"farts in roommates food"
>"he hasn't found out yet"
>"has been feeling really sick"
>mfw

I don't know if he realizes there are traces of my shit in his lunch/dinner. That's what he gets for being a fucker anwyay

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Mwf. I hate these fucking shitty Facebook meems. Reaction pics are supposed to be funny, not this is my face when I'm happy :) sad :( it really pisses me off

Let's see more of that ass girl

No need to, I like farting in his lunch

1) Are you a chick or a dude? That's a very feminine ass. Also, OP is a faggot.

2) Why don't you get some new goddamn underwear?! Nasty ass.

3) TF is wrong with you?

Balance his breakfast by pissing in his OJ.

Im not a doctor but I play one on Sup Forums

I am a big man, I love to eat chilli and beans.

I have new underwear but I usually only cycle between 3 pairs without washing.

Nothing is wrong with me, you would love to sniff my farts trust me

Nice to see you adjusted to living below the poverty line

1) have you ever been embarrassed by farting at the wrong time?
2) have you ever accidentally or intentionally farted during sex? If so, how did that play out?

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