Rate my dick boys

Rate my dick boys

It looks like it's attached to a big asshole.

0/10 too big

-6/10

Stupid and goofy looking

It is idd

Desperately seeking attention

Your life must suck

Last gf asked for pic, broke up the next week.

kik ok??
please

also holy shit this captcha lol.

plz rate am i fucked?

send and I'll rate. just say you're from Sup Forums kik johndegenerate

Spamming every thread with your reddit spacing.
Cant imagine how much you must suck lmao.

here's another, plz rate :(

R8

Impressive! Extra long, thick, hard
Great curve
Nice veins & tan shaft
Nicely shaped but too red mushroom
Awkward pube-body hair contrast
Insane Fordyce spots

6.75/10 very nice

Please rate

I'll rate it a who gives a fuck, get off your fat ass & be productive besides posting your dick on a site

Nice bone
Good size, super hard n horny looking
Big manly veins, unignorable girth
Classic straight missiledick
Head way too dry, skin overworked
Moisturize!

6.5/10
could be 7.5/10 cared for right

Wow, that's a nice weiner
Long and extra thick, super hard.
Great proud posture and upcurve
Big macho veins
Testes a but small, head a bit blotchy
Peeslit looks infected :(

7.5/10

>beeing productive
>commenting dicks online
Oi mate, you might be a retard

R8

Very good showing
Good size, hard and thick
Classic two-tone coloration
Big wrinkly nuts - nice
Nice mushroom head and frenulum
Healthy skin
A few Fordyce spots

8/10 Great

Thanks fam

how would you recommend moisturizing? with what?

:(
OK size
Could be harder
Awkward pubes
Troublesome bumps
Head too triangular & red, textured
Foreskin sallow looking

3.5/10 I'm sure you have a nice personality

I think there's a lot of good options. Vitamin E oil or dry-skin moisturizer.

Even just using lube when you jerkoff. You just can't keep keratinizing the head whacking dry. Use something good for your skin every time

This is what im talking about

foreskin

here goes

jealous :( stinky dick alert, girls are repulsed by you

Incredible monster dick
Awesomely huge, hard and thick
GREAT proud stance, slight upcurve, veins, frenulum, big mushroom head

Powerful and bestial-looking, macho
8.5/10 Best yet

nvm ur just thirsty
thats not a monster dick lol

This cock is perfect imo. If OP was my boyfriend he could honestly treat me like shit and I'd still stick around just to get to play with this cock.

Very nice dick user
Impressive length and girth
Hard with a great curve - feels good
Classic two-tone, with a swarthy base
Nice veins, helmet-head
Ridge of head & top of shaft overworked
Head a bit squat for shaft

8/10 would marry

Rate me please :)

Would suck/10

thanks for the review! what's that overworked bit mean??

What do you think?

bump

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Small and shitty piercing 1/10

Disgusting

Thoughts??

rate please :)

gross dick

Small and Jewish/10