Any advice for putting rice in my dickhole? This is my first time

any advice for putting rice in my dickhole? This is my first time.

Why

¿A poco no has chupado arroz con popote?

idk, i've always gotten a thrill out of taking a squirt bottle and squirting air in my dickhole and then making my dick fart out the air so I thought i would try putting rice in there.

I was thinking of putting it in uncooked because rice gets kind of sticky when you cook it and i don't want to lose it and have to fish it out with something. Has anybody tried this before? Any advice?

Replace rice with water in squrt gun. Thank me later

Done that before and kept getting urinary tract infections.

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Get some sounds or any thin metal rod that you can sterilize/actually clean. Even uncooked rice sounds like its going to get lost.

>not using distilled water

Sounds reasonable

I think i saw someone showing of his new set of little steel rods for sticking it into you pee-pee. Maybe check those things?

>not using holy water

You're basically seeding your own kidney stones. The rice will get sucked back into your bladder and there they will collect minerals and crystals from your urine, growing larger.

those are sounders

No se por que, pero me cague de risa
Gracias user

use needle

Holy water wouldn't work, it'd burn this sinner's dickhole

Use Brita purafied water. How dumb are you OP

Why have so many of you faggots done this before