TRUMP GENERAL - BRINGING IT ALL BACK EDITION

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday

Mark Halperin gives BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ:
youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8

>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed)
(Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
>Trump in Fresno, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIhMTBxaGc0

INTERVIEWS
>Ben Garrison on Infowars 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wP11dz5vpXc
>Scott Adams on Real Time w/ Bill Maher 5/27/16
youtu.be/rMERNoQm5DE
>O’Reilly Special – The Trump Phenomenon
youtu.be/NI4Xc6oHEjQ

ENTERTAINMENT
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
>Anti-Trump Protester Harasses young mother, gets Humiliated
youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8
>Introducing: TrumpCoin
youtube.com/watch?v=iMM-X0mDonI
>Trump Parody: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
youtube.com/watch?v=H6o5roOqaBM
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
crookedhillary.com (WEBSITE FOR SALE)
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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TRUMP

BBBBBTFFFFFFFOOOOOOO

#FeelTheBerningJohnson

Dad?

I've been a Trump guy all my life. I fucking love the man. I bought a hat, went to a rally, told all my friends about him.

I even converted some people to the cause.

But yesterday, something upset me. I can't believe that Trump would go back on his word to debate Bernie. Imagining someone who can't keep his word is tearing at my soul. I was trying to sleep last night but trump denying the debate was playing behind my closed eyes like a movie.

I didn't sleep last night. I just ordered a Bernie bumper sticker. It's been a long fight, but it's good to know I'm now on the right side. And honestly, you should be too.

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Have fun helping elect Hillary, you retarded faggot.

MAGA

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Why aren't you voting for the Libertarian party?

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HURR DURR PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

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Cont. from last thread

MAGA ANIMALS REPORT IN

>yfw based Bill Kristol runs an independent and denies trump the presidency Perot style
Bill is coming for you, Trumpkins.

>getting buttblasted over a bit of shitposting
shiggy

Why would I throw my vote away when I can give it to someone as cool as Trump?

Does anybody know where the news bot is? Where are today's news highlights?

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Kristol is too much of a coward to do that. If he was willing to do that he would have entered the race a long time ago.

Fuck the Soros agitator communist...
No more war memorials shall be desicrated...

MAGA

Shit, good point. Don't want to be on a losing team.
I #shillforhill now

I dont think so, Sir.

>An IRL shoop-da-woop
Feeling the nostalgia

That guy is Norwegian, not swedish

Why would you even take the time to type this?

>responding to me like the butthurt retarded fag fucker you are instead of killing yourself

Piss off.

Fake, picture inna other thread shows that Ivanka has nice big puffy areoles.

you're welcome, go fap now

Oh...

guess I'm voting for Trump then.

youtube.com/watch?v=lj1A43v_hMs
MORE OF CARL THE KEK
>MORE OF CARL THE KEK
MORE OF CARL THE KEK
>MORE OF CARL THE KEK
MORE OF CARL THE KEK
>MORE OF CARL THE KEK
Can anyone find the full vid

Hello, Correct the Record.
Remember John B. Anderson?
Well, neither does anyone else.
So I wish Bill Kristol good luck with his bullshit. Not that he will have any.

Hi Billy!

why so angry m9?

>No awoovement
>Instead libretarian shitposting
Please go back to your meaningless run for presidency, thank you

I'm off for a while. Goonight to all you wonderful meme warriors. Battle hard and fight well.

g-guys... now that Trump keeps winning and dominating the news cycle...

i-i ran out of things to complain about... i can't even shitpost anymore.....

i-i guess i have no choice... but to stump... f-f-for Trump...

Because they're a distraction. They only exist to bother a Republican or Democratic campaign. A vote placed in the garbage is more useful then voting libertarian.

All this man wants is War.

'Night

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not presidential.

Honestly threads that aren't started by awoo~ should be completely abandoned and remade until we don't have some dick smoking libtard shitter snatching away first post.

Good night. MAGA hard brother. Thanks for making the last OP.

NASTY GUY

I bet Kristol has an aneurysm when his "third party candidate" gives Bernie all the justification he needs to run independent and Trump ends up winning anyway.

Let him skewer his own career.

should i post light or dark maga today?

hmmmm

Honestly, I'm embarrassed to have voted for them in 2012. I was 19, and a lot more naive, but every time Gary Johnson opens my mouth I feel ashamed I ever supported him. I'm just glad I've got Daddy Trump now.

I like Trump

>Thread isn't started by Awoo
>Thread isn't 90% fags bitching about whether Jap cartoons are cool or not

No thanks m8

Neither you fucking faggot.

>inb4 it's Bernie because he's that god damn desperate.

fake

Thank you my Trump General brothers for getting my parody video pver 100o hits in just a day!

youtube.com/watch?v=H6o5roOqaBM

Having this much gyno

Lolbertarians dude weed every time

sounds like a shill

Pretty good anime, watched it all over the last two days. Kind of hoping for more. Meliodas a cute.

Hi Milo.

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Hi Milo.

stop being so tsun illumisama

kek kek kek

Yeah, instead its now about a third party candidate trying to suck more air out of the room and his retarded shills trying to get Hillary elected.

Go fuck yourself as well, another stupid bastard, typical libshitter. Go place your vote in a burning dumpster, that's what you get for for #suckingjohnsons

Holy shit that's actually pretty possible.
I imagine bern victims would put a lot of fucking pressure on their commie jew if Kristol actually pulls this shit

Nope

Isn't Milo gay? I mean British? He couldn't have voted for Garry.

Light

Not Milo, but similarly gay. He's my hero~

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wew?

REMINDER FOR ANYONE THINKING OF GOING LIBERTARIAN

quality

fucking

mean

mug

You sugg benis :-DDD

Oh, you're one of his ghostwriters.
How often does he fuck you in the ass and how do you deal with the AIDS?

Ben?

You ever wonder if John Denver were still alive if he'd be a tranny like Bruce Gender?

We will see this headline again in our lifetime during inauguration boys

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>mfw any speech at all from Trump

How many heroes do you have Gay user?

Goddamn, I adore this man.

PRAISE KEK!

Who does he have up his sleeve?

>tfw no qt Bulgarian

Nah he's on point. Lolbers are autismo liberals that want open borders. Their leadership leads to apathy toward an empowered DNC, no guns, no borders. That is the lolbertism way.

made for Canadian cock

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>apple
he should leave that one in china

>iktf m8

>Jackson Chameleon
>Not Veiled or Panther

What happens once the factory jobs are brought back but they're all automated?

How will trump pay for a basic income?

fuck kek

agreed. Still charge them tho, call it a hipster tax.

I never fucking once said I support the Libertarian meme, i said it was better than dealing with fags arguing about muh cartoons.

Remember when George Lopez was actually funny? He's just a turd now. Wtf does this even mean?
twitter.com/georgelopez/status/737117171617124353

>Midnight, Manhatten NY, March, 2017.
>Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are sleeping soundly together in their penthouse apartments.
>Their mongrel Jew offspring also sleep soundly in their cribs a few rooms down.
>The mission?
>Free the goddess from the wicked clutches of the kike and eliminate her impure offspring.
>You have been selected for the Job by the Directer of the CIA Eric Trump
>You are given keys to their apartment, a silenced Colt 1911, A bowie knife, and a plastic explosive strapped to your shoulder which can be remotely detonated at any time
>An extremely small drone outfitted with a camera follows your every move.
>On the other side is Directer Eric, his eyes examining every bit of the footage. He twirls a lit stogie in his left hand, and his right index finger lightly taps on a big red button on his desk, the detonator.
>He eyes his desktop, with full screen footage of the events taking place via the drone's camera.
>There is a heavy rain outside
>You are dressed in all black, a ski mask on your face and goggles over your eyes.
>You fumble with the keys slightly, but you finally unlock the door and enter the luxury apartment overlooking 5th avenue via a large window over the kitchen.
>Nobody in the house stirs, as the heavy rain masks your movement.
>You walk through the Apartment with effortless knowledge of its layout, as if you lived there all your life.
>Looks like those blueprints were both accurate and useful to study.
>Your right ear picks up a sound, but it's just your earpiece with Eric on the other line.
>"Don't fuck this up."
>You nod, the drone looking down on your from the ceiling.
>You're now at the door to master bedroom, where the cruel nation-destroying kike keeps his prisoner.
>A flash of righteous rage overcomes you.
>You attempt to open the door.
>Damn it, locked.
>Your eyes turn to the right, where at the end of the hallway the yid's progeny was sleeping soundly, most likely.
>"You have to knock it down, user."
cont

I cant wait for Rolling Thunder to come to the Republican Convention in July


120 lb beta numales bernie cucks wont dare show up

Not clicking on that shit you nigger.

Have you guys ever noticed that Trump is essentially smug Pepe in human form?