>/f1/ Fantasy League: FantasyGP.com League Passcode: 9637387
>Season standings: 1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points 2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points 3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points 4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points 5. Max Verstappen 25 points
>News Based Sirotkin drives in FP1 (Hulk's car) Billy Monger has a hot sister Pat Symonds should not be forgiven for what he did in Singapore Will ultrasofts make Sochi a fun race? No! Putin to appear shirtless on the podium Vettel has new shoes Halo is dead for good Le sharkfin and T-wing gone for 2018
anime yep it's back. But not first. Just top 5. That's alright though
Camden Butler
I do not like the fake there is no proper safety near the edge of that pool. Not one bit
Jacob Brooks
>the fake The fact*
Sorry guys now I look like a real goober. Wow what a mistake
Nathaniel Young
Still feel like a goober desu lads
Kevin Anderson
Really biffed it this time fellas
John Butler
It's always interesting to see Tractorcunt's latest tech updates.
I imagine that's some kind of wire brush he uses to rip the skin and flesh off of his unfortunate victims.
Jeremiah Jones
>F1 retard report starts with Monger I hate this kid so fucking much. Lucky cunt.
Blake Long
Not this badly but still not feeling great about this boys. Face is redder than Nicks cheeks
Kevin Ortiz
Reminder that Nige is on his list.
Wyatt Jenkins
>being jealous of someone that had a life changing accident You should re think your priorities
Cooper Mitchell
>life changing
Changed his life by adding another story to his families house.
Cooper Rodriguez
>infinitely long corridor that is exactly the width of the cunt with 10 meter high teflon walls >the cunt constantly spins its brush and moves at a steady 10 km/h >no way past the cunt, you can only go forward
Adrian Garcia
>tfw on the ragged edge of retardation
Evan Evans
He's loaded, will get to have his proper dirty sister give him a bubble bath, gets to go on Top Gear & sit on Joey from Friends lap, Probably has a shit load of Toblerone sent to him as presents, may well get a Sauber drive next season. On down side his name is Billy though so swings & roundabouts
Daniel Hernandez
feels good man
Brody Garcia
>1 million quid >instant access to F1 drivers >handjob from sister >guaranteed seat somewhere because of media attention
I had a hearty kek
Luis White
I'd like for some quads, yeah why not. Quads for a fat lad. Who? Just nick, the little chub. The man built like a pig. Lil roly poly
Tyler Martinez
>Probably has a shit load of Toblerone sent to him as presents
Fuuuuuuck. I hated him before. Now I fucking despise him.
Zachary Russell
Quads? Mate, even I don't joke about those. But dubs, those I can handle. Check these.
Mason Mitchell
Found myself looking at aussie chocolate now. Are these any good?
Parker Carter
>cherry ripe >12
they know what they're doing
Grayson Ward
Some people don't like them because they have a lot of coconut in them I fucking love them and coconut though.
Ryder Phillips
>cherry and coconut
I can't even imagine
Elijah Jackson
>Still couldn't get the Finns to join my alliance on Hearts of Iron
Why do you lot keep dicking about trying to beat the Soviets on your own. It never ends well. Had easier time getting bloody Thailand to join over Finland. What am I going to need the Thais for in 1936? They don't even have decent trap tech yet
Also totally forgot Salo ended up in a fucking Ferrari during '99
Ryder Brooks
masterful commitment to shedding weight
Jacob Morales
Sounds great to me
Michael Rodriguez
>guaranteed seat >no legs
Jack Smith
um yeah it's a thing called Disability Rights
Justin Bennett
Just give the lad a PS1 controller. He'll be fine. The cars are practically all computers now anyway. Just look at the spark plugs. All gone this gen
John Garcia
what was his name again, lads?
Eli Martinez
damn I wish I was his sister mmm yeah
Gavin Martin
Stumps
Adam Powell
Don't know. You've stumped me.
Colton Bailey
Has she won anything yet?
Ryder Sullivan
My heart.
Jose Morris
Billy "leave it all on the track" Monger
Logan Wilson
>Kvyat got to hang out with the Russian curling team
There are no words to describe how jelly I am that he met Anna. And yes I am part of /curl/
Brayden King
>thought it was UK team before going off looks there Step your shit up Russia
Julian Morales
>2nd from the left
I've seen this girl before.
Anthony Roberts
I wonder if he's met Elena Radionova
Adrian Hill
couple of ginetta junior races, in the same championship as a certain legless sailor...
Brody Evans
Her dad is from Nigeria
Not complaining much to be honest.
Anthony Wilson
FOOKEN PROPAH SCEERY
Jordan Harris
If F1/motorsports was in the Olympics would the drivers get more sex than the other athletes in the orgies?
Blake Evans
only the gay ones
Levi Gomez
>2nd from right
""""""""Russian""""""""
Asher Hill
If you were a girl...
Kayden Perry
Reminder that this is 3/4 of the Finnish National swim team.
Benjamin Ortiz
>77 checked thank god Valtteri chose the attractive one with a bum fetish
Grayson Gray
He is very lucky because in London Bolt asked Emilia to get the forth member's number for "a friend".
Eli Stewart
AND ALGERIA LOSES AGAIN!
bottas was lucky eh. looks like fucking russian roulette
Josiah Hernandez
Her dad is actually from Gambia.
Colton Collins
Salo would definitely be a huge meme if /f1/ existed back in those days. He's done a lot of mad stuff.
Owen Watson
>KBRT
Russian never made sense to me.
Alexander Baker
>tfw you're assembling the piece of shit Honda engine and you know it's gonna break anyway
Sebastian Long
>yfw you're sabotaging the car to make mad money at the bookies through a friend
Liam Barnes
>put the parts on upside down again >car goes faster and doesn't break down as much
Bentley Lewis
easy there Joey Barton
Nicholas Myers
>THAT HONDA FEEL
Christopher Mitchell
tell me about the gridgirls f1
Blake Lopez
they are oppressed and a disgusting reminder off the objectification of women by the patriarchy.
Kayden Moore
They are willingly exploiting the hard wired instincts of men by making them pay to look at them.
Grid guys when!
Jack Davis
Stop liking Finnish drivers.
Landon Gonzalez
...
Charles Morgan
pottery
Sebastian Scott
Nah you see, the safe option is to always go with grid girls. Recent research indicated women do simply put get wet by looking at other attractive women even if they are straight. It doesnt work like that for men.
Leo Davis
this much autism
Austin Miller
Did you just assume my brain type?
Leo Richardson
...
Daniel Roberts
Sorry, I don't intend to shame neuro-atypicals.
Nathan Green
seventy-sixth for I like Sochi!
Camden Walker
Seventy seventh for pointing out your disgusting taste.
>horrible opinion >44 >American flag
Are you Lewis?
Sebastian White
>Daniil Kyvat Grandstand are they going to keep that name when he's out of F1 next year?
