OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS (14-6) VS. CLEVELAND INDIANS (10-9) GAME THREAD: GIDP EDITION

Houston Astros (14-6) vs. Cleveland Indians (10-9)
Wednesday, April 26, 2017, 6:10 EDT
Jacobs Field, Cleveland, OH
82 degrees, partly cloudy
Astros lead series 1-0

1. Josh Reddick, CF (.293, HR, 8 RBI, SB)
2. Carlos Beltran, LF (.243, 2 HR, 7 RBI)
3. Carlos Correa, SS (.215, 2 HR, 5 RBI)
4. Brian McCann, C (.288, 2 HR, 9 RBI)
5. Evan Gattis, DH (.297, HR, 8 RBI)
6. Alex Bregman, 3B (.257, 4 RBI, 2 SB)
7. Yulieski Gurriel, 1B (.333, HR, 5 RBI)
8. Norichika Aoki, RF (.364, HR, 5 RBI, SB)
9. Marwin Gonzalez, 2B (.143, 3 HR, 6 RBI, SB)

SP: Lance McCullers, RHP (2-0, 3.38 ERA, 11.6 K/9, 2.3 BB/9)

1. Carlos Santana, 1B (.241, 2 HR, 14 RBI, SB)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.303, 5 HR, 12 RBI, SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.306, 4 HR, 12 RBI, 3 SB)
4. Edwin Encarnación, DH (.203, 3 HR, 7 RBI, SB)
5. Jose Ramírez, 3B (.319, 5 HR, 17 RBI, 2 SB)
6. Jason Kipnis, 2B (1-13, 2 BB)
7. Lonnie Chisenhall, CF (.333, 2 HR, 9 RBI, SB)
8. Abraham Almonte, RF (.238, 3 RBI, SB)
9. Roberto Perez, C (.136, 2 RBI)

SP: Trevor Bauer, RHP (1-2, 6.35 ERA, 10.6 K/9, 2.6 BB/9)

1STROS
please no injuries tonight

>tfw hoping i got the astros' uniforms right

Praying for more Astros injuries tonight.

t. Indians fan

Let's go Stros !!!

Injuns desu

>mfw McCullers throws a no-hitter for 6 innings but has to be taken out because he's already at 125 pitches

>Bauer historically good against >us
>he doesn't know that all our runs tonight will be scored by Reddick, McCann, Aoki, Beltran, and Gurriel

Bauer's Astros dominance is because he's from Spring, not because of the players

Didn't know he was from there. No wonder he's so weird.

Runs pls

GIDP please

pls no

IT'S TIME FOR A TRIPLE PLAY

Apparently, I'm wrong, but I swear I read that on Twitter somewhere. He's actually from SoCal, which explains why he went to UCLA

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It's over, brehs

Revenge

Why does Reddick have to do this

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Bloop

BABIP'D

GIDP NOW

Another disaster for the Disastros.

>gidp

goodness gracious

Hey Cleveland quit picking on our little brother and take on someone your own size!

t. Rangers fan

OK

Bauer s beasting it today

McCullers is BACK, BABY!

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based Marwin

save us, carlos

McCullers is locked in now god damn

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just got done eating; really like what's happened while I was gone

also that was a fantastic play by kipnis

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fugg :D

How we doin?

Runs pls

>SMOOTH

Based

>Gripp n Sipp warming in the pen

6th inning, time for the bats to wake up

>this game

MCCANN THE MCMANN

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McCANN'D
>Bauer's face afterwards

TWIN DUBS OF POWER, POWER UP THE STROS

He has ascended...
Triple-O 7

I fucking hate Bauer so goddamn much. I want him off the team.
I blame him for losing the World Series. Tito left him in for one inning too long in Game 5, and let them score 3.

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF OUR POWER, MORTAL

>Tony Sipp

Why does he still have a spot on this team

>Sipp being Sipp again
Just let devo throw already

berto pls

Runs pls

GO INJUNS

>catchers
>offense

pick one

>not putting in Devenski
>not putting in Harris
>not putting in Gregerson
>putting in the tried and true combination of Sipp and Feliz
What exactly is Hinch trying to accomplish here?
This is agonizing, y'all

based slamtana. No more runs for the Astros pls

literally lmaoing at ur teem lol

Yikes, I can't really see us scoring off Miller desu

Not many teams can DESU.

I mean, >we did it last night, and the Astros aren't a bad comeback team, but this is unironically the worst they've looked over a full game this season

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I don't think Miller got charged for that though did he?

Really? There must have been a Fiers game so far that's gone worse

No he didn't. Also Gomes made an error right before that, which led to runners in scoring position.

There have been bad games, but most have some bright spots at least. They just haven't looked themselves tonight. Although Miller doesn't look like himself eight now either.

Is this....dare I say......../our inning/?

If they beat Miller they deserve the win.

GIDP right here, right now

This inning is gonna give me a heart attack

That's booty son

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Fuckin Miller man

Nope

kill me please

Attaboy, homeless pitcher.

WHEW LAD WHEW WHEW WHEW DAT MILLER THO

Just got here lads, can't stick around though. Less than two weeks and break. Pray for me bros.

BTW congrats on winning game one of series Strobros, good team you have here. I'm root for you all in the West.

Go Tribe!

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i killed you

Who the fuck are you?

>using modified version of my modified version

Nice! The red sox one came out best though.

Your mom.

not the most enjoyable game this year tbqh

even if the stros lose all i can say is
>Rags >Rags >Rags >Rags

Which one came first; the sox or injuns one?

Sox. Decided to make an Injuns one right after since they got lit up, whatever game that was.

GIDP already please

Ah, that's the one I edited. Same hat color made it easy.

>this ump

Kipnis needs to chill. That's been a strike all game long.

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I kind of worried because Cody Allen hasn't pitched in forever.

>it's that feel when we win

Why are the Injuns road jerseys so based

>Shaw
Oh boy, let's just load up the bases and then get 3 strike outs.