Ask a literal ghost anything

Ask a literal ghost anything.

How does a ghost manage to get a post on Sup Forums?

Are you a literal ghost?

What?

I possesed my phone.

Are you a literal human?

I am informing you that not only am I a spirit of a formally dead person, but that I am allowing you to question me.

So, what you're saying is, you have a phone in your possession.

Are you in my house or just on Sup Forums

>ask a literal autistic anything
>lemme roleplay a ghost
>woooooo Fooouuurchan

How do you like your eggs?

hahahahhaha
this

....technically?

Yes.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You a fool.

My family and friends threw flowers in the lake I died in.

Since you discorperated, you still exist in the mass of air somehow.

Xan you perceive human farts? Like, is your chilly spot warmed up by poo gas?

>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>You a fool.
Lol, you got called out for autism

>I a spirit of a formally dead person
nigga wut

We're all autistic here.

Caucasin whu

Niggerrrrrr when did he say anything about believing your retarded post.

either way your full retard, how the fuck are you a formally dead person?

you broke character nigger
lol that Anons shit was funny as fuck u had to break character to recover from that

...

You're taking this thread a bit too seriously.

Damn Niggga ghost you gonna let him on your turf ?

I don't give a fuck.

You're using your powers of possession to post on Sup Forums? Once a faggot, always a faggot I guess.

Ageplay? Really??

Frankly it's probably the best way to waste time. I could be satan himself and post here, nobody would take me seriously.
It's Sup Forums.

Hm?

Can you go into Pokemon red or blue cartilage and find out the real scoop on missingno?

It's a glitch.
What else is there to say?