SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY

SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY

Any anons here are sex offenders or almost became one? Share your story and feels.

not a sex offender but as I shared in another thread my 11 year old niece liked me way to much

Lol this gon' be fun

Just change your name

It always is
I typed an entire book in the other thread I was in

I'm not one.

Federal law prohibits sex offenders from changing their names.

You have no idea how easy it is to change your identity as a sex offender.

Not a sex offender but I’ve had multiple younger girls in my
life when I was a kid that were far too touchy. Never initiated or made any moves but not like that matters in today’s society.

>be 22 year old me
>out drinking with friends
>11:30
>drew the short straw so im DD
>little buzzed but not ded
>driving to friends house to start my drinking and chill
>friend says "user pull over i need to piss"
>we all decide to pee in sandbox at playground
>all laughing
>all fun
>hear cop horn
>fuckme.jpg

cop ended up being cool after we told him we was having a bachelor part for my friend cop told us if he wanted to be an asshole he could charge us with indecent exposure at minor something whatever and put us on sex offender list

my niece was super touchy and wasn't afraid to expose herself to me, I wouldn't do nothing and told her why we couldn't do that.... but I like super touchy little girls

shut up nobody is going to ask for you and your niece story

>be 19 in 2012
>get caught with cheese pizza
>government attempts ass rape
>dump bank on lawyer
>consider an hero
>calmly walk away from explosion
>decide agaist an hero
>question every day why I'm not some guy's fleshlight in prison
>actually living sweet life now

Ask me anything. I'll reply.

how you get caught

why dont you like pepperoni on your pizza

Pretty sure I fucked my 13 year old cousin a couple of weeks ago... Should probably be on some kind of list.

>has CP
>DOESNT HAVE FAILSAFE MAGNET.

you shouldve killed yourself either way

how much did you have?

How much time did you served?@1

So what happened? Did you beat the charge?

>get caught with cheese pizza
How long did it take for you to get v&? Why did that happen? How did it happen? How did you react? What were you told and how were you questioned? What was the aftermath like and how were you feeling?
>dump bank on lawyer
What was your relationship like with your lawyer? How did he treat you? Did he ever share any personal opinions with you regarding cheese pizza?
>calmly walk away from explosion
What did you mean by this?
>actually living sweet life now
How did your lawyer save your ass?

pls respond, I'm very curious (obsessed) about people getting or almost getting their shit fucked up

>insert sperglord response here
take that

was your lawyer harvey specter

I feel like it was staged somehow. I got pulled over and was immediately removed from the vehicle. I had marijuana, but it was vacuum sealed. They had no idea. They took my phone and computer and started phorensic analysis asap. Made bail 3 days later.

I do now. Honestly, cheese pizza was a phase. I think it was just how taboo it was.

Freind of mine peed behing a building.
Cop was there.
In Indiana this constituted a sex crime.
He was fucked for life and works at a bread shop/

yup you were setup they knew exactly were to look

I need some help here...

I've found a legal aphrodisiac that looks like a regular aspirin but really turns girls horny. So, while not creeping, I get close to a girl, get to know her (I aint sticking my dick in the wrong chich), find a non retarded way to give her the aphrodisiac (like 'you look like you might caught the flu, take this' or something less retarded but it's what I came up just now) and in 30 minutes she wants to fuck the 1st man she sees, that being me...

So, while not using anything illegal, not using roofies or ectasy or any 'rape drug' and she chasing me, I'm pretty sure I won't be prosecuted but I'm somewhat conflicted on the morals of doing that...

even if this is fake, reading shit like this makes my blood boil

>In Indiana this constituted a sex crime.

Sometimes I feel glad of living in a 3rd world shithole, I don't a law as retarded as that

Jesus I had a fucked up childhood. Was sexualized and mostly compliant. Lots of therapy and still not over it. I liked certain aspects of it; company, gifts, that kind of thing.

Made a mistake to confide that shit. Wife left me thinking because it happened to me I'd probably end up abusing. Fuck sake nothing could be further from the truth. Mostly asexual now, no interest in passing on my experiences.

i'm wanted in 7 systems

We'll be there in a minute.

Copfag here. Same thing in my state. Public urination constitutes a decency crime thus requires registration as a sex offender for 5 years. Because of this I never charge that. Normally just give a warning. If someone is too shitfaced and detox is full, then I have to charge them with something to take them to jail to sleep it off so I just charge unlawful depositing of a foreign material (which is like a low level littering charge). It carries a $50 fine but gives them a safe place to sleep it off and doesn't fuck their life with a sex offender charge.

I unfortunately live in that hell hole of indianer and it's true

this guy knows whats up

God bless you

Had an SSD. Magnet would do nothing. Files were 512sha encrypted.

Like, 1000 images

Less than a week

Yeah, I completely walked away, zero consequences. Honestly not sure why, but I believe it was because they failed to ask my permission or obtain a warrant before searching. It stayed in the air for 2 and a half years before I beat it.

After being arrested, the interrogation was physically abusive. They screamed and yelled a lot. I didn't say a word other than, "I want my lawyer".

My lawyer was extremely understanding. He never acted like he judged me. Didn't once comment on the morality of my situation or even tell me to seek help. He just wanted the money and to win. I had him recently represent me again on a public intoxication charge, which I also won.

By explosion, I was metaphorically referring to the court destroying my life for a few years.

Not sure how my lawyer saved me. It's always been a mystery. I think it was the police ignoring proper protocol. I now work for a large tech company designing software. There is no record this ever happened when I apply for work.

> inb4 newfag can greentext

Imma on mobile so no greentext.

Be 22 yo college student
Live in a 3rd shithole world country
Have to commute every single day it takes almost 1 hour one way.
Nothing to do during that time
No social life, awkward as fuck so no girlfriend, no girl-friends and stem carreer doesn't have any pussy anyway.
Found a not sure if fake video of a guy flashing his dick in a bus to this girl which she decided to help him afterwards.
Rock-Solid.jpg
MFW new fetish acquired
Decided to tried it out
Shy and paranoid as fuck at first but things scalated quickly.


Continue?

God bless you user.

Last I heard Indiana scored number one as the unhappiest state in the union. Why does it suck so much? I've lived in Michigan and Illinois and have been to Indiana several times - always seems like it sucks ass there but i can't put my finger on why.

Nope. But he's fucking good. Last name Frey.

Guys I have a question. When I was 16 I would fool around online with this emo girl who was 13, and then we cut contact.

She's been messaging some provocative shit a few weeks ago and i've been responding. I turned 18 this month, and now I realist the age difference might fuck me up if I keep going. I want to keep talking with her like that, but fuck I dont want to be a registered pedo while still in fuckin college. What do?

> Browses Sup Forums
> Has moral values

. . .

How much does he charge?

As long as it's she wanting to bone you, you should be fine. You only get her horny, so she takes the lead. You're fine

Also, share the secret, what are you using?

You're a good guy user.

Answer the other questions you faggot. You said you'd answer anything.

Every day that you wake up, you should take a moment to reflect on how lucky you are to wake up in a bed and not a prison cell. The fact that you walked away is astounding.

>After being arrested
How did you react when they took your stuff?
>the interrogation was physically abusive. They screamed and yelled a lot.
What were they saying?
>There is no record this ever happened when I apply for work.
Do people you know IRL find out about it?

cut ties with her, it's not worth it. Just jerk off to porn

Romeo and Juliet law?

>It stayed in the air for 2 and a half years before I beat it.
What were those years like and how did you react when you won?

I'm from Chicago and moved to indy because everything is cheaper, I live on the west side by the airport and it's nothing but heroine and meth, people rather beg on the street or rob each other for there habits rather than get a job

Based cop bro.

It's nice to know there are a few of you out there.

go on...

I figured I was under surveillance

I paid 50k for this specific case. He defended another family member for attempted murder at 12k. He got my cousin out of a DUI for 5500. So I suppose it depends on how severe the charges are.

DO NOT do it, she can, and if she's evil, WILL fuck you up, with no sex involved. You've heard the classic case of the underage evil genius girl that blackmails the horny guy...

Either jerk off, find a girl of proper age or wait for her to turn 'legal'. Don't risk it

No, because I know how to obey laws. My states are of consent is 16. So I stay 16+ If I want to something else in the menu I go to Thailand or Amsterdam once a year. Coincidentally I only have sex about four to five times a year.

Funny, I live in Chicago now, northwest by O'Hare. It is expensive, and niggers suck. But it sounds like Indy isn't worth it. I'd rather deal with taxes and niggers and have access to the city than deal with the desperation of Indiana.

Thanks guys.

You better be giving that motherfucker a Christmas card every year and offering up your first born child.

Tell story

You're fine nigger. Just don't save anything that would be CP. Romeo and Juliet laws got your back.

>Like, 1000 images
What was it like? Knowing you were in possession of that, how did you feel about it? Anxious? Confused? Smug? Paranoid?

Why did you have kiddy porn you sicko

>If I want to something else in the menu I go to Thailand or Amsterdam once a year
The laws of the country you're a citizen of still apply to you for sex tourism, dumbass.

Im from midway by west lawn but the funny part is black people in indy walk around talking about stupid nigger this and oh he's an ignorant nigger that, and there's a lot of oreos in indy as well

can I get a quick rundown?

I do often. Honestly, I do often forget how lucky I am. Sometimes I have traumatic nightmares about prison and wake up freaking out. I feel very fortunate for my freedom. I feel I narrowly dodged a large lethal bullet.

When they took my stuff, my heart rate shot to what felt like 200bpm. I felt dissociated, like I was on a powerful psychedelic drug. It was like none of it was real and I was dreaming. I had a small nervous breakdown, followed by the desperate need to survive. I considered running on foot, even grabbing the officer's gun and legging him. I was hesitant though, and I cooperated.

During the interrogation, they were trying to get me to admit the computer was mine, because my name wasn't on the administrator account. It was Debian btw. They told me they would put a bullet in my head if I didn't talk. They also threatened to go to my house and kill my mother if I kept ignoring them. They used the words "kiddie fucker" a lot.

My grandparents know about it. I told them I was being framed for not busting my dealer. The only person that knows what actually happened is my now ex-gf. When I foolishly admitted it to her, she passed out from shock. Seriously, it was terrifying. We dated for years after that. I have no idea why she stayed.

No one else knows.

Nope, actually that doesn't apply to prostitution, since prostitution isn't illegal in at a federal level only by individual state. Hence why Nevada has the bunny ranch at al And only in certain situations, dumbass. Thanks for playing.

Greentext since there is interest

> Shy and paranoid at first but things escalated quickly...

> Little by little took my dick out
> MFW no one fucking notices
> bubblelife.mp3
> Reached a point where I'd give no fucks while my dick hanging out
> First experiments cumming to girls without them noticing
> "I need to go one step further!"
> Jerk off to girl and cum while sitting next to her.
> Bitch WTF
> Todays_generation_are_blinded_by technology.gif

Continues....

>I kept ignoring them
Were you doing that smugly or were you freaked out during the interrogation? What was your facial expression like? What are some other things they said?
>When I foolishly admitted it to her, she passed out from shock
What did she say and how did she behave afterwards? Have you talked about it again?

Child prostitution is something else

Kinda makes sense. Indy is still pretty heavy in it's red state white trash hick influence - niggers don't have the numbers they do in Chicago to gang up and talk shit.

Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
Till then, I'm just a sex offender

I have a lot she was not shy and happened every time I'd watch her, one time we where watching a movie and she was cuddling with me, in the movie they started kissing and she looked up at me I ignored her she got mad so she took my hand, it was on the back of the couch over her, and put it in between her thighs so I gave her a sqeaze and she started positioning herself so that she was on my lap of course I got hard so she started moving her hips back and forth until I pushed her off and told her no and why it was wrong she would do this every time we were alone but I stayed strong I thought if we did this that she would regret it and hate herself and I couldn't let that happen

>was molested for years by step dad
>all I know really
>super depressed start doing drugs young
>be 15 with porn addiction
>molest younger sister she was 6 at the time
>3 years go by then she says something to my mom
>I confess I need help
>don't turn in step dad don't know why
>get a year and a day at 18 do 9 months of it
>have to register as level 1 sex offender for 15 years
>charged with incest 1
>reget everything, still hate my self
>27 now and my life is hell
>can't get a good job because they all do background checks and sex offense is an automatic no hire.
>step dad gets caught molesting my other sister, avoids jail time with mega Jew lawlyer
>think about an hero all the time

gangs out there are a joke, there not ready for my Chicago state of mind I'm constantly jumping out of my car when people do dumb shit and they get scared

Those years are the only times in my life I was actually suicidal. In my state, I could serve 20+ yeara for those charges. I went into a deep depression and considered taking extreme action to win. I even considered organized crime in order to fund an off the grid life. They would have acquired my house, but I seriously didn't care. I considered running a lot. Not sure why I actually showed up at court.

Hahaha I've thought about it. He's not a very sociable guy though. I use him exclusively as my legal rep now. I also recommend everyone his way.

I was never paranoid. To me, it was just like another fap folder. It was arousing and all. Smug? Maybe a little, because I was super careful about it. I used a hardware key for encryption and used tor for browsing the deep web. I didn't know about MITM attacks back then. Funny, my degree included a heavy emphasis on network and security fundamentals. I now confidently feel I could do it without getting caught, but I won't.

For masturbation purposes.

Also, because mental illness.

Again, there isn't a federal law on age of consent. So, again, that wouldn't apply. It would be based on the age of consent of the your current locale.

The only reason those sex tourist get in trouble is because what they did is illegal in the area they visited, it just had lax enforcement applying them. So when Spain's age of consent was still 14 there was no law forbidden you from having sex them if you were from the state's long as it wasn't prostitution? You see how that works?

So, if I got to place where age of consent is under 18 and there are no current restriction on prostitution for that age group, guess what that means? Guess how that applies to unincorporated parts of thailand?

>Files were 512sha encrypted.
So, how they are decrypt them?

>So, if I got to place where age of consent is under 18 and there are no current restriction on prostitution for that age group, guess what that means?
You go to jail if that's illegal in your country.

You get jailed in your own country though.

During the interrogation, I just stayed stone faced. I didn't wince or grin or show fear. I appeared entirely emotionless. I was in a dissociated state, somewhat in denial of my situation because of how serious it was. My mind was elsewhere. My emotional state was falling apart, but it stayed inside. I was almost like I had earmuffs for hearing protection. Everything seemed muffled, so they were easier to ignore.

She acted distant at first, like she didn't know who I was anymore. I asked her if she remembered what I said before she fell out. She said yes and attempted to avoid the subject. We never talked about it after that day. We had been dating for 3 years at that point. We got closer, then really grew apart in the coming two years for different reasons. It was a surprisingly normal relationship for her to have life crushing information on me. She never held it against me or used it as leverage. She was really a wonderful gal.

lololol

> Be this one pretty nice day
> Commute, going back home.
> Detected nice pussy all the way back
> Stalk her until she was left alone
> Move almost next to her
> Took dick out and started to fap
> Damn she is cute and a fine piece wearing a very revealing outfit
> She looks suspiciously young, "nah its ok"
> She notices and gives me the looks
> Looks at me shy anf discretly at first
> Looks at me directly faping to her
> Looks at my dick
> We make direct eye contact
> PerfectFuckingTiming.gif
> I nut
> Best feeling in the world
> She contemplates while I cum
> A few minutes later she gets off
> MFW she didn't helped me
> MFW we didn't even exhange numbers.

Continue...

you sound like a nigger

lol that's insane to me. I won't even look cross at a nigger in Chicago. I'm not about to get shot.

>I now confidently feel I could do it without getting caught, but I won't.


don't lie. You're only saying that because you know they're listening. You're a pedophile, and you're on Sup Forums. You have a cheese pizza folder.

>They would have acquired my house

You owned a house at 19? And you said your lawyer cost 50K. You some spoiled little rich shit or something?

story is probably completely made up

They found my hardware key on a flash drive I left laying on my bedside table. Failed to mention, they searched my house. Pretty stupid move by me to leave it easily accessible. I just didn't think anyone would be able to fit the puzzle pieces together. I would have been fine if I used a password or had the drive hidden.

If it's illegal. There is sweet spot. Anything 12 in younger and you're are correct you're fucked. That likelihood lessens. You have any idea the amount of sex tourism that goes on with Americans? If the laws you're think of applied the way you think they do there would be a lot more people get busted. But they don't, so they aren't. There are loopholes for just about anything. Until those are plugged you can expect more of the same. Hence the current problem in Cambodia with sex trafficking and sex tourist.

If I lived in the US I would be a sex offended due to how many times I commited "statutory rape" in my short life

fuck you pig

another one day I walked in the house and she was not waiting for me like usual, her little sister was watching Taylor Swift music videos and told me that her sister is upstairs and that I should I go up there, I knew were this is going so I sat there in the screeching that is Taylor Swift, until I heard stomping from upstairs so I sighed and went up to her room the door was locked she told me to wait so I did she opened the door fully naked and told me to follow we went to the bathroom she started filling the bath and kept sticking her ass in the air I started shaking so I sat on the toilet she seemed upset but changed her mood after giving it some thought, she then grabbed my hand and tried lifting me up and asked me to take my clothes off I told her no but I was hard and she knew that so she grabbed my belt I grabbed her wrist and asked her to stop she unbuckled my belt and threw it across the room again I started to tell her why it was wrong she unzipped my pants and grabbed my shit I took her arm and told her no so she finally gave up she asked if I would at least wash her back I agreed and she took my hand and rubbed it against her chest I explained that this was wrong and ran out of the room to the other halfbath in the basement and rubbed one out.... like I said every single time we were together she would try but I wouldn't let it happen

Yes, my grandfather bought me a meager house when I was 18. I come from an upper middle class family. He also gave me a fairly large investment capital specifically for stock trading, allowing me to generate income.

I wouldn't dare prove my situation. But I assure you, my story is very real. I would offer proof if I felt safe doing so.

>> MFW we didn't even exhange numbers.
fucking lol

>my grandfather bought me a meager house when I was 18.

lol google reverse image search comes up with personal protection equipment