You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years

You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_migrant_crisis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/historical-notes-glorious-revolution-or-orange-invasion-1095968.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution#Invasion
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what if i'm american

>The Islamic invasion conveniently doesn't count

>posts reddit sphere
go back to 9gag

>capitol is less than 60% British

European mutt countries don't count

He says as pig fuckers groom his daughter and he does nothing at all to stop it for fear of being considered "racist"

Lmao

America isnt too old

We have never been invaded

AMERICANS GET OUT!!!!!!!!

Savage.

What counts as your country though? The isles only?

>hasn't been invaded for 950 years

and neither does John Oliver or anyone else that shows how fucked your shitty PC country is.

Forgetting something?

Is that Toronto?

>canadaburningwh

would you rather have poland balls?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_the_Channel_Islands

>Flag

Not an invasion.

That picture is disturbing yet oddly humorous at the same time

in·va·sion

noun
noun: invasion; plural noun: invasions

an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.

synonyms: occupation, capture, seizure, annexation, annexing, takeover

we are being invaded right now

>british soldiers straight from the peninsular war are "canadians"

holy fuck you're right

i wanted to comment on it but god damn it you nailed it

Exactly
The Canadian who I was replying to was implying that it was Canada in his filename

>American
>Never been invaded
Pick one

>Implying Canada even sent any soldiers at all in that war
>Implying that was an invasion

>Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.

>Reaching and destroying the Parliament isn't an invasion

> You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.


ARE YOU DETAINING ME?

FELLOW BURGERS, IT'S LIBERATION TIME.

>Parliament
>Burning a building near the coast
by that logic the battle of britain was an invasion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_migrant_crisis

It was done by the British not Canada

Why are you so jealous?

Want a rematch?

We would crush you again.

Sounds like this thread could use some FREEDOM

AWWW YEAH!

You got successfully invaded by shitskins for the past 30 years you fucking mong

I never claimed it was a Canadian invasion, I just said it happened ;^]

Does it even change anything who invaded?

Simmer down you fatfuck maplenigger, you'll give yourself an asthma attack

If we got a rematch it would have to be against the British

His filename was canadaburnedwh

The historical innacuracies trigger my autism

Well this faggot is claiming you did Also
>We would crush you

>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.

What about 1688 and the "Glorious Revolution"?

>William of Orange was already Stadtholder of the Dutch Republic
>He brings with him:

"William brought over 11,212 horse and foot. William's cavalry and dragoons amounted to 3,660.[63] His artillery train contained 21 24-pounder cannon. Including the supply train, his force consisted of about 15,000 men,[64] compared to James's total forces of about 30,000.[65][66] He also brought 20,000 stand of arms to equip his English supporters.[55] The Dutch army was composed mostly of foreign mercenaries; there were Dutch, Scots, English, German, Swiss, and Swedish regiments, even Laplanders[50] as well as "200 Blacks brought from the Plantations of the Netherlands in America",[67] thus from the colony of Surinam. Many of the mercenaries were Catholic.[68] William had his personal guard regiment with him, the Dutch Blue Guards"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/historical-notes-glorious-revolution-or-orange-invasion-1095968.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html

you realize posting that just immediately draws attention to you lack of history education?

I thought I wouldn't be allowed to post here, but then I saw OP's flag and realized this was satire.

Does Finland even count? They're like distilled Russia with Mongolian ancestry.
To invade them is suicide.

lol'd

wud bang 12 and 17

It's Canada. It's only slightly more relevant than Wyoming.

Native americans were invaded 500 years ago so no it doesn't count.

>Being this jealous of our freedom

CRY MORE EUROPOOR

kys

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution#Invasion

Sorry dad, the Dutch got in there 320 years ago.

wyoming is more relevant

My nigga.

TWIST: You can only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 1000 years ;)

T. Chong.

Technically besides the Asian invasion we've never been invaded =D.

Can you post if you did the invading?

You still bow to a German queen

test

Edit: wow it worked

Well technically neither of us were countries when our natives were in charge. So I suppose as a technicality.

So fucking new it's painful

Is free speech so repressed in schnitzel-land?

Calm down its not on fire anymore cucks

>his country has been invaded
Wew lad
Can you get any more cucked

What about beirut, leb?

>British still pretending that they weren't successfully invaded by the Dutch

Calling it a "glorious revolution" after a foreign leader forcefully installs himself as your head of state doesn't mean it wasn't an invasion, it means you're cucks

WHOS BEING INVADED!!? HABBENINGS?!

Washington DC at that point in time had existed for about 10 years; the entire irrelevant "city" was like a dozen buildings.

>get BTFO because your country has never done anything of importance
>if I call you a cuck it means I win

fuck you pale whores :^)

EUROPOOR is only relevant for eastern europeans

Some euro countries are richer than usa per capita

try that 2016 motherfuker not 1812 see wat happens

>Luxembourg
Literally who?
>Switzerland and Norway
Not even in the EU

didn't napoleon invade england ?

...

NORWAY SWITZERLAND LUXEMBOURG

pic related

You literally proved my point with this picture, are you even trying?

>London in 2053.Jpg
You are being invaded right now. Why are you posting in this thread?

>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.

your being invaded right now

its called "migration"

Still 87% white

Aye, but not your country
ergo YUROPOOR!

Sounds like a fun thread, OP. But why the fuck are you here?

1689

Good job with the legends

For now

It's pretty self explanatory

that was the British you nigger

polandball is from Sup Forums you newfag

channel islands weren't taken by armed force you nigger

Hey
Can I post in here? :)

>italy
haha faggot

So Brits just willingly let it be occupied?
Top kuk

>country only 50 years old

i think i make it?

>In 2010 the population distribution was 50.7% black, 38.5% white, 9.1% Hispanic (of any race), 4.4% other (including Native Americans, Alaskans, Hawaiians, and Pacific Islanders), 3.5% Asian, and 1.6% mixed.
Your own capital is 50% black.