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what if i'm american
>The Islamic invasion conveniently doesn't count
>posts reddit sphere
go back to 9gag
>capitol is less than 60% British
European mutt countries don't count
He says as pig fuckers groom his daughter and he does nothing at all to stop it for fear of being considered "racist"
Lmao
America isnt too old
We have never been invaded
AMERICANS GET OUT!!!!!!!!
Savage.
What counts as your country though? The isles only?
>hasn't been invaded for 950 years
and neither does John Oliver or anyone else that shows how fucked your shitty PC country is.
Forgetting something?
Is that Toronto?
>canadaburningwh
would you rather have poland balls?
>Flag
Not an invasion.
That picture is disturbing yet oddly humorous at the same time
in·va·sion
noun
noun: invasion; plural noun: invasions
an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.
synonyms: occupation, capture, seizure, annexation, annexing, takeover
we are being invaded right now
>british soldiers straight from the peninsular war are "canadians"
holy fuck you're right
i wanted to comment on it but god damn it you nailed it
Exactly
The Canadian who I was replying to was implying that it was Canada in his filename
>American
>Never been invaded
Pick one
>Implying Canada even sent any soldiers at all in that war
>Implying that was an invasion
>Washington was burned in August of 1814 by thoroughly British infantry fresh from the Peninsular War in Spain. They sailed across the Atlantic, arrived via Bermuda, and landed in Maryland. They were under the command of Major General Robert Ross, who seems not have set foot on North American soil in his life prior to the assault, and who would die in action before ever reaching Canada itself.
>Reaching and destroying the Parliament isn't an invasion
> You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
ARE YOU DETAINING ME?
FELLOW BURGERS, IT'S LIBERATION TIME.
>Parliament
>Burning a building near the coast
by that logic the battle of britain was an invasion
It was done by the British not Canada
Why are you so jealous?
Want a rematch?
We would crush you again.
Sounds like this thread could use some FREEDOM
AWWW YEAH!
You got successfully invaded by shitskins for the past 30 years you fucking mong
I never claimed it was a Canadian invasion, I just said it happened ;^]
Does it even change anything who invaded?
Simmer down you fatfuck maplenigger, you'll give yourself an asthma attack
If we got a rematch it would have to be against the British
His filename was canadaburnedwh
The historical innacuracies trigger my autism
Well this faggot is claiming you did Also
>We would crush you
>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
What about 1688 and the "Glorious Revolution"?
>William of Orange was already Stadtholder of the Dutch Republic
>He brings with him:
"William brought over 11,212 horse and foot. William's cavalry and dragoons amounted to 3,660.[63] His artillery train contained 21 24-pounder cannon. Including the supply train, his force consisted of about 15,000 men,[64] compared to James's total forces of about 30,000.[65][66] He also brought 20,000 stand of arms to equip his English supporters.[55] The Dutch army was composed mostly of foreign mercenaries; there were Dutch, Scots, English, German, Swiss, and Swedish regiments, even Laplanders[50] as well as "200 Blacks brought from the Plantations of the Netherlands in America",[67] thus from the colony of Surinam. Many of the mercenaries were Catholic.[68] William had his personal guard regiment with him, the Dutch Blue Guards"
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you realize posting that just immediately draws attention to you lack of history education?
I thought I wouldn't be allowed to post here, but then I saw OP's flag and realized this was satire.
Does Finland even count? They're like distilled Russia with Mongolian ancestry.
To invade them is suicide.
lol'd
wud bang 12 and 17
It's Canada. It's only slightly more relevant than Wyoming.
Native americans were invaded 500 years ago so no it doesn't count.
>Being this jealous of our freedom
CRY MORE EUROPOOR
kys
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Sorry dad, the Dutch got in there 320 years ago.
wyoming is more relevant
My nigga.
TWIST: You can only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 1000 years ;)
T. Chong.
Technically besides the Asian invasion we've never been invaded =D.
Can you post if you did the invading?
You still bow to a German queen
test
Edit: wow it worked
Well technically neither of us were countries when our natives were in charge. So I suppose as a technicality.
So fucking new it's painful
Is free speech so repressed in schnitzel-land?
Calm down its not on fire anymore cucks
>his country has been invaded
Wew lad
Can you get any more cucked
What about beirut, leb?
>British still pretending that they weren't successfully invaded by the Dutch
Calling it a "glorious revolution" after a foreign leader forcefully installs himself as your head of state doesn't mean it wasn't an invasion, it means you're cucks
WHOS BEING INVADED!!? HABBENINGS?!
Washington DC at that point in time had existed for about 10 years; the entire irrelevant "city" was like a dozen buildings.
>get BTFO because your country has never done anything of importance
>if I call you a cuck it means I win
fuck you pale whores :^)
EUROPOOR is only relevant for eastern europeans
Some euro countries are richer than usa per capita
try that 2016 motherfuker not 1812 see wat happens
>Luxembourg
Literally who?
>Switzerland and Norway
Not even in the EU
didn't napoleon invade england ?
...
NORWAY SWITZERLAND LUXEMBOURG
pic related
You literally proved my point with this picture, are you even trying?
>London in 2053.Jpg
You are being invaded right now. Why are you posting in this thread?
>You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been invaded for 950 years.
your being invaded right now
its called "migration"
Still 87% white
Aye, but not your country
ergo YUROPOOR!
Sounds like a fun thread, OP. But why the fuck are you here?
1689
Good job with the legends
For now
It's pretty self explanatory
that was the British you nigger
polandball is from Sup Forums you newfag
channel islands weren't taken by armed force you nigger
Hey
Can I post in here? :)
>italy
haha faggot
So Brits just willingly let it be occupied?
Top kuk
>country only 50 years old
i think i make it?
>In 2010 the population distribution was 50.7% black, 38.5% white, 9.1% Hispanic (of any race), 4.4% other (including Native Americans, Alaskans, Hawaiians, and Pacific Islanders), 3.5% Asian, and 1.6% mixed.
Your own capital is 50% black.