Chicago CUBS vs. Pittsburgh PIRATES

The game is on where on earth is the game thread? I can't believe I have to do this, I'm not equipped for this kind of stress.

Oh god, it started and I didn't even post a lineup yet how could you do this to me Sup Forums??

Ok here's a lineup

>Trying to be Baez

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Heyward has been based this year

ARGGHHHHHH

get off your phone willson you have to catch

Which Cub is most likely to post on Sup Forums?

hendricks seems to have the necessary autism

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BAEZ ON BASE!!!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS LADS!!!

>Cubs getting bumped to CSN+ for a dumb basketball game

Pittsburgh, why aren't you going to your home games? Your park seems really nice.

Hendricks, possibly Schwarber

RIZZO

Poor kind lovable Rizzo. I hope his wrist is OK.

>Can't get a run on two loaded base innings.
>Runs only scored by Pittsburgh.
These are the Cubs I know.

Hendricks is by far the best candidate.

No one else on the team seems autistic enough.

Russell.
Pokémons.

the cusb defense this year is just plain ugly

Good point

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Surely they can get their shit together in the next few months.

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>Take a shower
>Come back
>Cubs down 5-1

Yikes

YOURE FOUR RUNS DOWN
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING?

I know everyones thinking the same thing as me but just not saying it...

... so how "big" is Glasnow really?

for you

That's kind of gay

Jon Jay taking a based walk

theyre calling that a double?

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Well lads we have the first African player to play into the majors in this very game.

What a time to be alive!

Are people watching dunk-hoop instead of baseball? :-(

When will they send Baez down and bring Happ up?

only injury im afraid

would love to see happ in chicago, but wouldn't la stella be called up first?

ARGH

no happ is alot better. la stella will probably dfa

Happ has been killing it down in Iowa. Right now he's more deserving to be in Chicago than Baez is.

Way too many dudes left on base for The Cubs tonight.

What a disappointment.

>17 men left on base tonight for the cubs

is schwarber ever going to start hitting?

>Lester

Here we go. Best chance coming up.

Weeewwwwwwww!! The Riz always comes through.

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What a monster blast!

Russell even looks like a Pokémon

wew lad

>Look at me.
>Look at me.
>I am the pitcher now.

One more run.

Carls Jr goes 123 as usual

Welp

Rats :-(