U

>U

A senile old poster flies a plane to south America and it crashes with no survivors

>Mob Dick

A dick goes around ballcapping other dicks who don't pay protection

>Mr. and Mr. Smith
Two faggots hump each other.

>The Dark Night
the joke writes itself

What's eating Gilbert Rape

fuck yeah

>A Farewell to ARs
The same movie, but in Iraq.

>The Wailin

Smithers has downs syndrome and a naked Mr. Berns takes snapshots in the basement.

>Rampus
Santa Claus gets in a really bad car accident and needs to trade in his sleigh for a wheelchair.

>Mr. Berns
what did he mean by this?

>ALIEN

A space crew must band together to take on a hostile lone force.

>The Raduate
Totally awesome high school senior Chad Thundercock graduates and spends his summer getting baked and doing sweet kickflips, bro

>button literally says "JUST"

>Alien
A good movie.

Here we go again

>T

Instead of a second Terminator movie, it's the first one again.

> LIEN

a space crew has to deal with the lien on their cargo not being enough to cover the bonuses. they spend the entire film arguing about the bonus situation.

>Pup Fiction

The same but with dogs

>Nowpiercer
A man must always live in a repeating second when an angry god gets mad because he cucked him.

>the fellowship of the ring

a porno

>Apocalypse No
The world is ending before us but then some guy stands up and says "okay enough of that thank you."

> Erminator

a robot from the future is sent to kill a rabid mustelid before it can infect the rest of the stock at the farm.

CHOOSE A STUPID FUCKING THREAD CONCEPT AND REMOVE ONE LETTER

HOW MANY (you)s DO YOU GET??

One more.

You didn't remove any letters you faggot

"Oh, it's so cuGET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME"

>Batman v Superman
>Batman Superman

A buddy cop period piece about two friends trying to crack a world shattering case.

> Rash

a couple explore their mutual fetish for poison ivy.


jesus christ, we're in photoshop friday territory now.

>the vvith
A puritan family is exiled from their colony and they take some stuff vvith them.

>Alien v Predator
nothing has changed

"Are you Fluffles de furry mink?"

"Yes?"

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

>Days of Future Pat
Set in the 2010's when Pat becomes a LGBTQRSTWDG Hacktivist , Xir helps xim african american tranny demisexual furry friend in a race against evil patriarchy

>photoshop friday

man, that takes me back

forgot that was even a thing

Well, Sup Forums will now consider it to be kino

apocalypse no

willard is a hippie and kurtz' runs a hippie compound where they have sex orgies and do a lot of lsd

I kek'd

the sequel:

> Itch Black

a couple explore their mutual fetish for the black death. then they die.

>Ace of Another

Japanese man takes advantage of his tell-less face to win at poker.

>iller klowns from outer space
The Insane Clown Posse comes from Mars to challenge the Beastie Boys to a rap battle... And they've been training...

i occasionally wonder when SA went to shit, but i realise i really don't care.

> Tar Wars

two road repair contractors compete for the service contract for a small town council. they roam the streets at night, digging holes in the tarmac and then filling them in, sabotaging each others' repair work. it escalates to where they use dynamite and destroy the entire town's road infrastructure.

the noteboo

a light horror movie for kids staring ryan gosling as a clown who haunts their attic

>Ill Bill
about the final years of the 42nd president of the US of A

> Ootopia

90-minute furry rabbit porn epic which explores the concept of "why do you want to fuck the bunny" from every possible angle. the result makes some people ill. other are awestruck.

Argo

2 hours of the coen brothers choking ben affleck

kek

>Fist of Fur

Bruce Lee faces the horrors of /trash/

> 200: A Space Odyssey

Prelates of the early Christian church attempt to reach God by placing the pope's throne on top of a hundred barrels of Greek fire, intending to launch him into the heavens.

>Sull

Guy bitches how much he hates life and kills himself in a plane crash

fugg bun

>aws

beach goers watch baby sharks play and say "awwww"

>Jurassic Ark

An epic retelling of the great flood story, but in the time of dinosaurs.
The story follows small mammals as they build an ark to protect themselves from the flood.
The flood in this case would be the mass extinction event.

No County for Old Men

>Seen
Basically the same movie but instead of Brad Pitt killing the guy who raped and killed his wife in the end, he's committed and so is Morgan Freeman due to having seen some sick shit.

lacked.com
A lonely woman develops a site where women who has been several days or even months without a couple, can find an ideal partner based upon math algorithm that checks their social media profiles.

Things go wrong when the site starts getting self-conciousness and start attacking women in a rampaging killing spree, so she has to fight back her own creation with the help of a hacker.

>Even Samurai
A love story between two samurai.
Because Even Samurai get lonely.

> Weeny Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

the story of a very small man who becomes a serial killer. he can't reach their throats so he slices at their ankles with a razor.

the spy who loved m

sean connery is a gay special agent who is deeply in love with his boss bernard lee and spends the whole movie trying to get in his pants

>Ice
Instead of a Sci-Fi with Bruce Willis, we get a disaster film, straight-to-TV

>final scene of the movie
>a samurai walking with bruises and cuts and a lost limb
>a woman hugs him
>"Anyone can get some love"
>"EVEN SAMURAI"
>BRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Directed by Cristopher Nolan

>Because Even Samurai get lonely.
HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

Someone needs to stuff that bitch's mouth with cock.

DELET THIS

A Cockwork Orange

porn parody with oompa loompas

BRAVO NOLAN
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I thought it was the same movie

Blacked.com isn't a film title you fucking faggot.

>Mad Ax
Basically Mad Max in the woods: a lone lumberjack in an overgrown dystopian future finds his family murdered by hunters, and takes up his Ax to enact horrifying bloody vengeance

>Silence of he-lambs

> The Seen Samurai

the arrival of Commodore Perry spells the end of the Samurai movement. it becomes the domain of the hipsters, who dress in flamboyant colors and who stride around shouting "Watashi ni shite kudasai kidzukimasu" (NOTICE ME PLEASE)

> Tokyo Ore Police

a remarkably sedate docu-drama about regulation in the Japanese mining industry.

godfellas

billy batts is god and makes tommy shine his shoes

As a guy who studies a career related to mining, this gave me 40 keks

> Ron

and

> Ron Legacy

As President Reagan's health declines, ambitious CIA technicians transfer his failing brain into a computer, where he plays Minesweeper for six hours. his moves are interpreted as foreign policy, and he inadvertently starts world war III.

>Finding Emo
A clown fish kills himself

> The Vengers

they avenge before anything has been done to them. "Retaliate Without Provocation" is the film's by-line.

based loosely on "S.W.A.N.T. (Special Weapons And No Tactics)"

...

The Odfather

Comedy about a former mobster trying to adjust to being a father for the first time. Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

> Black Snak Moan

a woman with an overwhelming urge to eat expired convenience store bakery goods is driven to eat a donut that is black with mold. it brings her to orgasm four times.

> Children of Me

a virus renders every man infertile except one. he fathers thousands of children and then brags about it a lot.

> Dedd

Megacity One hires its first deceased police officer. the smell of his decaying corpse drives everyone out of the building.

> and, yes, i know, there were Judges from
> the Death Dimension who were actually
> dead. take that shit to Sup Forums please.

> Fast
> Fast 2
> Fast 3

thousands of deranged Muslims invade an isolated western town. because it is Ramadan, none of them have eaten for some time and they don't have the energy to kill anyone.

> Onan the Barbarian

It's just Arnold jerking off.

> Plane of the Apes

I have had it with these motherfucking apes on this motherfucking plane!

>The Passion of the Chris

Chris masturbates furiously for 2 hours

I fuckin kekd, well done

>"I dive."

So, Reservoir Dogs?

>reading the front page
I think you were doing it wrong

Somethingawful beat you to it

www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/remove-lettr/1/
www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-lettr/1/
www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-part3/1/

>The Amazing Spider-Ma

The radioactive spider doesn't bite Peter but a middle aged museum curator who becomes a hero for hire to support her 3 kids

jesus christ

this fucking board is beyond repair

>The Woodman
A pedophile tree is outcast from the forest.

Is this really a controversial opinion? I like Aliens but it's not as good as the first one.

>Redator

user makes a shit thread where you take away a letter from a movie and give a synopsis

Brother, Where Art Thou?

pretty much the same movie

heh

>The Fat and the Furious

Pic related: The Motion Picture
It will be absolute Kinotechnica

how long did it take ya to come up with that one

Took you 35 minutes to give me a (You) and that's the best you can do?