Trump General- Rural Woman's Development Society Edition

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday

Mark Halperin gives BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ:
youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8

>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed)
(Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss [
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
>Trump in Fresno, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIhMTBxaGc0

INTERVIEWS
>Ben Garrison on Infowars 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wP11dz5vpXc
>Scott Adams on Real Time w/ Bill Maher 5/27/16
youtu.be/rMERNoQm5DE
>O’Reilly Special – The Trump Phenomenon
youtu.be/NI4Xc6oHEjQ

ENTERTAINMENT
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
>Anti-Trump Protester Harasses young mother, gets Humiliated
youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8
>Introducing: TrumpCoin
youtube.com/watch?v=iMM-X0mDonI
>Trump Parody: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
youtube.com/watch?v=H6o5roOqaBM
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Wgxlp2UJI5I
foxnews.com/world/2016/05/30/israel-media-police-recommend-indicting-netanyahus-wife.html?intcmp=hpbt3
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFkNbDYfQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=XxOvf-AmvyU
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNuHRyip3iA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

awoo

This is a thread for Trump only. No off topic crap like "Awoo"

Oh yeah leaf?

This Train is Hurtling Down the Track at HIGH SPEED!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

youtube.com/watch?v=Wgxlp2UJI5I

>14:30

>mfw Bill whittle Predicted this happening 4 years ago

Hey, guys! These Donald Trump MEMES seem like fun!

Can I have one of those cool MAGA hats?

Here is a Donald Trump GOP Debate Answers Compilation.

[YouTube] 2015 GOP Donald Trump's Answers Compilation (embed)

Fuck he is a boss when you cut out the shill audiences.

Cant Stump The Trump was amusing, but Trump himself is on point and also makes it entertaining.

Trump is without a doubt, Patton reincarnated.

Best rerun on Sunday night,

AWOO!

How's Hillary's campaign for Trump today?

"Poor Donald"
"Imagine President Trump in the situation room"

What's next?

AWOOOOOOOO HIGH ENERGY!

foxnews.com/world/2016/05/30/israel-media-police-recommend-indicting-netanyahus-wife.html?intcmp=hpbt3

>OY VEY

AWOO

Today's Rally in The Nation's Capitol was MASSIVE!

Trumps going to keep us safe right Sup Forums ?

Awoo
>awoo
(Awoo)

I signed the card thing

Imagine the inauguration. Its going to be _____!

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFkNbDYfQ4

>it's not me that's making them, but the person is going to a NYC printing shop tomorrow to determine when the deadline will be.

I'm seriously wondering if there's any point at the moment. If it's only going to be a dozen or so signatures I might as well print them out here, put them on a normal card and post it. Nobody is really going to care, much less Trump himself.

Ideally we can turn this into another news cycle for Trump and something to make him smile, but we're going to need a shitload more signatures than we have now.

Awoo.

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT

awoo~

But you already got my message?

No, only memes can have MAGA hats. And you were never a meme Milhouse. Never have been, never will be.

Jesus Christ thank you for sharing.

The one you emailed yesterday? Yeah, I got that.

>we expect a high level of discourse befitting of the board.

DONALD DRUMPF had been tip-toed about it but make no mistake, he wants an alliance with Russia and nothing less than the total collapse and dismantlement of NATO. In the process, he is willing to let Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, butcher of Damascus, run free and kill his opponents, so long as "terrorists" die too. Furthermore, he wants to build a wall so he can reverse decades of positive trend toward an integrated, borderless world. And last but not least, he wants to diminish the role of free trade in building our global society; this will have the net effect of raising wages and destroying America's competitive edge, not to mention negatively affect corporate profits, and thus, investments in the stock market. A stock market collapse as would happen under the policies of the G.O.P.'s presumptive nominee would devastate tens of millions of American families who would lose their savings and their livelihoods. Millions of jobs would be lost overnight and the United States would enter a Great Depression, conditions that could be exploited and lead to a full government takeover by the fascist forces of DONALD DRUMPF.

Let us be very clear, nationalism is the greatest threat facing American freedom and democracy and must be stopped at all costs. Global interests in Europe, Asia, and in the United States itself are horrified at the prospect of such a regressive presidency and what it would mean for them and for the entire world. DONALD DRUMPF must not be given the chance to win, he must be defeated quickly and decisively.

The hopes of the entire world now rest on the shoulders of those willing to confront the new axis of tyranny—and their leader, Mrs. Hillary Clinton.

P.S. He is very offensive to Native Americans and is a chicken who ran away from Sen. Sanders.

AWOOVEMENT

Good good. You're awesome!

Hillary won't be able to beat Trump. That's why they are doing everything in their power to get someone to run as an independent candidate on the right to hand them victory. Of course, there a a million ways that their plan could fail. The candidate being so shit they effectively don't exist, Bernie going third party as well, Hillary getting indicted, etc.

trump literally supports hillary

has trump been stumped?

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Milhouse has always and will always be a meme.

Hello Shillary!

Also
>oc

Her Campaign is comically inept. Can you imagine? 732 staffers and the full wa-rchest of the Clinton Foundation and this is the best she can come up with? Thwarted by a bunch of people who are having more trouble controlling awoo posters than destroying both the GOP and DNC with casual ease. What a time to be alive. i'm starting to believe in that berenstain bear alternate reality shit.

Don't abandon hope bro, at least wait until we get closer to Don's birthday

youtube.com/watch?v=XxOvf-AmvyU

>17:00

This is what awaits you Trump-loving conservative right-wing bigots. Stay off our streets and go crawl back to the rocks you crawled under from.

>A

Guy... anyone else starting to have second thoughts about Trump after he chickened out of the Debate with Bernie?...

...I've been a Trump supporter ever since last year in June when he announced his candidacy and proudly voted for him in the NY primaries but... even though... he beat 17 others for the nomination... and we thought he could beat Hillary and Bernie in the GE... Bernie beat him by not debating...

...I feel...crushed... I think I will have to vote... for Bernie... he has the only chance of winning... and I see no other option...

s...sorry.........Sup Forums..................

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNuHRyip3iA
I feel so bad for Ron Paul. He's so passionate about his work just for it to get fucked up by some fucking socialist kike.

Huh, wow, really makes you think...

I am now a #Hilldog

he was asked about this and literally said he was bullshitting. nothing sticks to him.

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cry more bitch nigga

polling booths are private

>A FUCKING LEAF

Bill... Bill never changes.

It's just kinda difficult if I have no idea what kind of response it'll really get. Do we get 50 replies and print it on an A0 card? Will we end up with 1000 and go for the 6 foot one?

I can't organize the printer until I know what we're actually going to need printed and it's going very slowly atm.

Still giving it time though.

To cover up the awoo crap: What is a good idea for Trump's card?

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Indeed.

It's ok, I understand friend. How many electoral college pointz is 'Stralya anyway?

The secret of this machine is it was always made up of incredibly stupid but evil people who only needed someone with genuine power to rise up against it to expose its weaknesses.

Guys I am worried about this Bill Kristol thing, is he really going to fuck us over?

jesus fuck

I'm watching the Fresno rally for the third time

it's just that good

can i get a cap on this meaty qtpi?

You are an embarrassment to shitposters everywhere.

That reminds me of an old joke..

Why did the faggot cross the road?
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>wait for it
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>wait for it

Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

HE JUST WON'T STOP.

>Shillary the cuck

Do you have a deadline? At least a week and a half before Trump's birthday?

Should say reddit.

add this to the card

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I understood that reference.

THE
WORST
ABUSER
OF
WOMEN

SHE'S AN ENABLER, FOLKS

Yeah I see what you mean. I think in the next few days you will see it start to increase and we can all start advertising it to more Trump bros. Is that reddit Trump thread still a thing? If so I guess they could get involved too if we need more signatures

>didn't even read my post

It's going to be harder to win if that faggot sends in a pair of retards.

liberals keep pulling shit like that and we'll show you what supersonic hot lead feels like

>doesn't like awoo
>posts a shitty anime MAGA hat shoop
Just stop, leaf. You're REALLY bad at this.

Reminder

I have no idea. I doubt it'll be that far before. More than likely around the 7th or the 8th, but it depends how much work it's going to take, which depends on how many people sign it.

> I think in the next few days you will see it start to increase

Yep, thats what I'm hoping. Don't advertise it to the entire world, it's just meant to be his "internet people" not all 8 and a half million Twitter followers he has.

>shitty
Better than most shops

AVE NEX ALEA
>Praise Kek

There was a recent Frontline episode about ISIS where Chuck Hagel said they wasted meeting after meeting doing nothing because the room was packed with people talking at each other and no one listening.


I imagine the same thing's going on over at Shillary HQ. Literally all talk, no action.

IT IS A FACT THAT TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE RACISTS, THIS BOARD AND /R/ THE KEKDONALD ARE PROOF_ DONT EVEN TRY TO DENY THAT

My dad told me Trump would come back during the general election when I originally planned on going to his Janesville rally.

I owe my dad a hat for being right.

>want to put this on my card with genuinely good intent
>realize it probably does more harm than good
Feels bad

Wisconsin wont screw this up a second time, I promise

reminds me

"Racist" doesn't even mean anything, Kraut. It's a word communists use to emotionally blackmail people for being normal.

didnt get to sign the card but TRUMP can have this if he wins.

its my favorite treasure from this adventure.

thanks to my friends on art block

>we need high-quality posting
>proceeds to start pointless divide/conquer arguments while acting like a total hypocrite about them
You can stop now, leaf.

>MN

The fuck. Why would he waste his time on MN?

>comparing the kube to some muslim shit
offensive desu

I guess not all the internet people have twitters, but those who don't can post them here. We can make a thread specifically for people to make signatures for you. Should try and start doing that tomorrow

WHATS IN THE BOX?!

>Better than most shops
>Paint brush filter
>Hair going through hat at unrealistic angles

> $0.02 USD has been deposited to your paypal account
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the Hillary 2016 Memetics PAC, a subsidiary of The Goldman Sachs Group Inc. GS (NYSE) $160.01 -0.06 (-0.04%)

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it's an asteroid iirc.

It's closer than you think.

How is it normal to hate and kill people bcs of their skin color?

..H..Hill... where are my... Pills....

Taking the picture so far away won't hide how shitty that painting is.

we're a blue state usually but holy kek has the support for trump been growing here.
Do you think he'll do something about the somalians, too?

>FREE RESEARCH FROM THE MEDIA

A MASTERFUL DISPLAY.

Hey shut the fuck up faggot, not only was it one of my first shops, but it's also better than all the half-assed ones you fags do.

To make shillary waste resources there securing it. Also the map itself may be a ruse.

So sayeth KEK.

Because if you don't they'll kill you.

Ok /pol. I was out for a night walk around the neighborhood and came to a busy intersection. Right in the middle of traffic was a huge bullfrog. Trying to stop him from getting run over, I ran out into the middle of the road and snagged him from certain death. I saw that he was bleeding from a leg, so I decided to bring him home, treat his wounds, then release him back to a pond nearby,.

I actually just spent the last 35 minutes walking over 2 miles back home with a frog in my hand while wearing a trump shirt. all the while hundreds of cars drove past.

Damn. I'd love to see protesters there, kek