This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident. What to say at his eulogy?
This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident. What to say at his eulogy?
>What to say at his eulogy?
>This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident.
When life moved a little too fast, he always kept his drink down and his head up.
how? slipped and fell on a guillotine?
Kek
exactly
As we all know, he struggled with repressed homosexuality his whole life. On his right. His lover.
>...and now he'll never be the head of his fathers company
>he was a kind young man with a bright future and a good head on his shoulders
>...he was known to be a little head strong in his youth, but he really cut down later in life
How'd it happen exactly? Story tiem.
>inb4 got drunk and crashed
crashed into a flatbed truck
we never thought his life would be-headed down this road
Dont lose your head, Jack
Why was he a douche?
I don't get it since no context
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He was always ahead of the pack.
>He suddenly stopped reading news headers.
>His friends stopped calling him a headache.
Backstabbing scum
So, who gives a shit about the differences between you two had (?)
Now he can't get ahead socially
I don't have a head-pun, but after listening to their music, it's probably for the best.
He never did act as if he had his head on straight.
heads of to you
>euLOGy
Is this thread a scene from Austin Powers?
he is heading to a better place
How's the weather in Portland?