This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident. What to say at his eulogy?

This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident. What to say at his eulogy?

>What to say at his eulogy?
>This douchey prick on the left beheaded himself in a dui accident.

When life moved a little too fast, he always kept his drink down and his head up.

how? slipped and fell on a guillotine?

Kek

exactly

As we all know, he struggled with repressed homosexuality his whole life. On his right. His lover.

>...and now he'll never be the head of his fathers company

>he was a kind young man with a bright future and a good head on his shoulders

>...he was known to be a little head strong in his youth, but he really cut down later in life

How'd it happen exactly? Story tiem.

>inb4 got drunk and crashed

crashed into a flatbed truck

we never thought his life would be-headed down this road

Dont lose your head, Jack

Why was he a douche?
I don't get it since no context

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He was always ahead of the pack.

>He suddenly stopped reading news headers.
>His friends stopped calling him a headache.

Backstabbing scum

So, who gives a shit about the differences between you two had (?)
Now he can't get ahead socially

I don't have a head-pun, but after listening to their music, it's probably for the best.

He never did act as if he had his head on straight.

heads of to you

>euLOGy

Is this thread a scene from Austin Powers?

he is heading to a better place

How's the weather in Portland?