Hey Sup Forums, I wanna be rich and/or famous, either one works fine. what's the best and fastest way to achieve this?

hey Sup Forums, I wanna be rich and/or famous, either one works fine. what's the best and fastest way to achieve this?

Sell your soul to the devil

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Live steam hostaging a bank? Infamous and temporarily rich before they shoot ya nigga ass down

I wanna be alive too

Here's some info about me: broke engineering student, only a few thousand to my name. I want to leave the path I'm currently on; who the hell wants to live a dull, middle class life?

This is arguably the fastest and easiest way.

Well I need new /rekt/ so one of us is going to have to compromise

If any of us knew you think we'd be here?

true. how do you guys cope with going through the same routine daily, knowing nothing else is going to change?

Kill someone famous. I mean, if you kill Trump, your name would live on forever.

I have gotten myself into a state of mind where almost nothing feels real and I forget almost everything after it happens.
I also try to be as non-materialistic as possible and abide by the 7 deadly sins.

Becoming rich and famous isn't the answer.

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Be a decently good looking woman and do lots of "favors" for Harvey Weinstein.

In this world your fate is pre-determined. You will plateau somewhere and will not be able to progress.
The value in which you see your metaphorical plateau will determine how happy your fate is.


You will not become famous in today’s age unless you had/have an “”in””

Ignore everything, seclude yourself, hate everyone.

Shoot up your local school in a crotchless fursuit

kek

If you don't know the answer you are pretty stupid

Fastest way to become famous: Suck the bbc of an american Rapper, videotape it and post it online. Congratulations you're now famous.

Forget about my idea, do that!

this is actually pretty good advice, too bad I'm not a girl though

You don't need a pussy to suck cock

yeah I should probably find Tyler the Creator and suck him off them haha

you'll end up with more money letting him live but you won't be famous

You see there's your problem you're just coming up with excuses instead of taking action. Just get out there an suck as much cock as you can.

well think of it this way,
you could do cool stuff for yourself just cause
and other people could catch onto it

or you could do it for everyone else
who more than likely dont give a singular fuck
and be disappointed

I just smoked a bowl and now I'm working on my raspberry pi project and I'm extremely content

that catch me outside bitch only had to be dumb and slutty = now famous and making bank

Yeah, I'm along the lines of the first one, except I mostly don't like anything enough to warrant doing anything.

Random luck, there are millions of people just like her, she was just randomly chosen.

Don't forget her tremendous tits.

so... become a pornstar? I would certainly have an interesting story to tell.

but how would you make money to survive doing things for yourself? what do you do?

oh yes those tremendous tits. so amazing

Then maybe start with therapy, how are you surpposed to entertain other people if you can't even entertain yourself.

Try your luck on mtv and then leak your jerkoff "private" video on the net and see if the bait works

mostly?

definitely not the healthiest perspective.

focus on whats left after all the terrible things

today is the start of a sick ass book and you are writing it

I don't people are keeping an eye out for a jerkoff video of a MALE celebrity.

Then fucking do something about it. There's no shortcuts to success; everyone would be taking the "shortcuts" and they would then become the new median.

that's why I'm asking around, looking for some tips on where to start. I don't have any passions or talents that I could focus on either.

Book shmook, nobody reads anymore.
I like to think I'm the creative type, but art as a medium is dead.

pfffft no quick way out of that day job, we live in a corporate republic.

I am a button-pusher machinist in a chemical drenched plant that is dangerous as all hell and all my equipment is at least a century (100 years) old that makes 15,000 psi + fittings. We make parts for nuclear reactors.

but i take professional grade photos, solder/build/design electronics, i have 2 project cars and no daily lol, and like to make house music on fl studio

Who says that you have to live that kind of life? I have two engineering degrees, and my life is anything but routine. You really to look around more and realize that you an average career and an amazing life.

not asking that some lonesome faggots on the chan

machinize yourself. the mind has some awesome cope mechanisms in which you do stuff like it was automated, yet you diddle with your thoughts in the background.

Don't live in a class, don't be so materialistic, money only gets you things, go live in the woods and study biology, become a monk and seek enlightenment, do something useful, don't be so self centered.

everybody is reading almost all the time with the exclusion of blind people

make books more appealing to young people you will probably be drowning in pussy

You get a job, like everyone. Do the the rest on your freetime. Oc this will be a hard time until you will finally be able to live from your passion (eg. YT channel) alone. Also start reading for example most people weren't able to live from YT-Ad revenue alone. They are more like online marketers they sell or adverticse products and get a sponsoring for that.

I'm surprised you guys aren't bound by your work. How do you find time to spice things up? Everyone tells me that engineering is a very time consuming job with tons of overtime, and can be very stressful.

Pussy is not a goal nor a necessity.
That shit's just small minded.

describe your "anything but routine" life

looks like I need to find a passion then

I am teeter tottering on continuing my career into an engineering role. I think it would just be too boring when im not spending buttloads of money

my job rn is a perfect example.
12 hour shifts, guaranteed overtime (you are a slave and will appear when the hat is dropped)
but it's 30,000 a year with no college, relevant experience, or certs.

Im putting my 3 week notice in tomorrow and going to university so I can make my time more valuable aka myself more productive/sellable whatever

well as a member of the male race and programmed with such needs, it is both for me. its smaller-minded to criticize me for that.

>tips

That's the problem - there's little in the way of "tips" that anyone can give you. You need to have passion, or at least a semblance of a strong interest, for something because this is the "fuel" that will drive you to your personal success. No passion = no drive = a mundane life.

where did you learn about designing electronics?

Wanna become rich?
Invest in Cryptocurrencies

Wanna become Famous?
go to Holliwood and chat up every celebrity you know and sell them your talent.

It is not a need, it is an instinct, an obstacle, you do not need it, it is something you can get rid of, don't let other people tell you what you want, don't let basic biology tell you what you want.
You have the freedom of mind, you just have to use it.

Also gender isn't a race you retard.

I see what you mean, thanks. I need to go around and find my passion before it's too late, I guess

Come one the must be anything you like doing. I like to Programm and i like games, so i became a hobby game developer. Is there nothing you like more than everything else?

*Come on there

self taught on youtube/forums/BOOKS until i start attending university this summer!

i feel like this might make for a really interesting career paired with some chinese and a little luck

you are arguing an opinion,
but i see that you insist it's virtuous and that I would have to agree with.

simple answers to complex problems are rarely ever the solution

Anyway blahblah 7 deadly sins, all of them are based in our instincts, which cannot coexist with our intelligence, they are the reason why our society is as one sided as it is, the reason why you're stuck where you are, you're just a part of it, as long as you strive for the same goals as everyone else the same function of one sided class based society and luck will always be in effect.

You cannot purposefully become rich or famous, you can do tedious things to increase your odds, but in the end it's luck, and you won't fill any sort of void.

if you have tits then just show the world your tits

first part dabbles into religion without directly addressing it, and further eludes to a really complex opinion involving generalizing everyone.

but i cannot argue that things will not change unless they are changed, collectively or otherwise.

the second part is a fact unless you bleed blue

>describe your "anything but routine" life

>First degree (BSEE) and kids
>US Navy - six years
>Consulting (mainly early RADAR applications for way-premature autonomous driving system prototypes that were, quite frankly, terrible) to US Big Three, mainly Chrysler.
>Obtained MSEE and MSCS
>Opened franchise auto repair garages with consulting money. One of these opened with a partner and utterly lost my ass.
>Back to full-time consulting.
>MBA
>Full-time job as product line director at automotive electronic supplier
>Move to sales director as our sales department sucked.
>Now NAFTA Sales Director at 90B+ automotive supplier

And, while doing that, raised four kids and:
- amateur racing (motorcycles and cars)
- skydiving
- rock-climbing
- competitive shooting

Anyone can have this life. They just have to realize that they have to actually give a shot about something and be willing to do a little work for a lot of reward later.

>I see what you mean, thanks. I need to go around and find my passion before it's too late, I guess

Exactly, Sup Forumsro. This is the fucking key to everything.

youre fucking cool man and you reaped what you sowed

did you and at what point did you hit 6 digits?

would you have done EE if it werent for the military?

what was the hardest part of your career?

oh and student loans?

It's not really dabbling in religion, just using the deadly sins as a surprisingly accurate outline for everything that's wrong with us.

The true best way to become famous is through getting a breakout role in a movie with no prior experience - think Matthew McConaughey. Mans just randomly became a movie star from Dazed and Confused.

Do stupid and gross shit on YouTube. The more degrading the better. Just look at filthy frank. Famous, and ad revenue

And trust in my multilevel marketing, reverse funnel system. It works, I swear

>Book shmook, nobody reads anymore.
>Art is dead.
Are you literally retarded? Come live in Canada which is currently run by libtards, then tell me "art is dead"

I do live in Canada.
What do libtards have to do with real art?
Are you talking about pseudo-intellectual hipsters and their "modern art"?

Art is one thing I hold in relatively high regard, but nowadays it's nothing but money schemes by corporations and independent artists pretending they're deeper than they really are.

>youre fucking cool man and you reaped what you sowed

Thanks!

>did you and at what point did you hit 6 digits?

1990 (yes, I'm that old)

>would you have done EE if it werent for the military?

If it weren't? Yes, because I loved electronics from my early teens. Still dabble in design and amateur radio.

>what was the hardest part of your career?

The early wins - taking on assignments/projects and making sure that they were perceived as successes. A reputation for getting shit done is everything in business. My career has, if anything become easier.

It's all about the quality of the seeds, Sup Forumsros...

:) glad i stuck around

>student loans

Not. One. Penny.

Some Navy tuition assistance, but that was modest and classes were interrupted by deployments. Some tuition assistance after the Navy but no loans.

>And trust in my multilevel marketing, reverse funnel system. It works, I swear

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Kys live on the internet
You'll be famous for sure

paid off or never accrued?