Hocus Pocus/Witchkino Thread

>Allison: I like your costume, Dani.

>Dani: Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?

>[Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]

>Dani: Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!

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How about these yabbos?

Allison a qt.

I C E

Uh oh.

Another gloooorious morning....it makes me SICK!

>"hurr you really a virgin?"
That kid was like 14 fuck off.

We desire....children.

>special agent Mcgee here with NCIS, show us where you found the body

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>that inexplicable child-traumatizing scene of Binx getting run over

"Whoa! Checkout the new cross trainers"

>"Maaasteer!"

Man, what is it that made this movie so good? I watched it the other day for the first time in a long time and every bit still held up from when I was a kid.

Are you trolling? You should have lost it by 12-13. 14 is a bit strange.

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Aren't you boys a little old for trick or treating?

I saw this movie so many times growing up that American Beauty was just plain weird to see his little sister suddenly have giant knockers.

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What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker she was gorgeous in this movie

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Did the zombie scare anyone when they were younger? Especially when he bursts out of the grave.

Pull over! Lemme see your driver's licence!

How the fuck did she know what a driver's licence was or that cops say "pull over" to cars anyway

>Winnie: We desire… children.

>Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there will be a problem.

The weird as shit bit where they do some sort of vague impression of trick or treating always kills me
>DING DONG! WOOO! AAHHHH!

that movie had a fuckload of innuendo for a kids movie.

Why wouldn't she light the candle?
Was she some kind of slut?

Woah, I love the costume! But what are you supposed to be, a new kid on the block?

How's this for witchkino?

Allison a rapist

>yfw the bullies were just left in the cages to die

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IMAGINE BEING HIM IN THAT SCENE.

I'm jealous actually. Best witch.

I guess you could say they were put on ice.

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Dead mans toe! Dead mans toe!

>california punk mopes his way through his new town and gets the hot girl even as he belittles her interest in halloween and the supernatural
and this guys supposed to be the hero?

based

I always thought Max was 16-18

I mean he was obviously trying to get into Halloween. He was even the dummy that lit the black flame candle.

I never knew this until now but apparently Hocus Pocus was released during the summer rather than the fall. Why would they make this stupid decision? I don't know how it was received at the time of release but pretty much everyone I know around my age considers it a classic.

AMOK

AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK

It literally could not get any more Halloween. It's more Halloween than the film named Halloween, set at Halloween with a Halloween motif.

gave me at least one nightmare, for sure.

>circa-1993 Sarah Jessica Parker will never put you in a cage and molest you

Just die in my sleep already.

>Satan is an old Jewish man
What did they mean by this?

>that feeling when your first boner happened during the "come little children" song by the hot sister, then later in life you realized how ugly she actually was