I work at mcdonalds on the East coast, i haven't done this in a week but 44 decides, what i do to peoples food today

i work at mcdonalds on the East coast, i haven't done this in a week but 44 decides, what i do to peoples food today.

put holes in 3 mcnuggets

Nasty fucker. Quit your job.

Last week went to bathroom toke a piss in a small kids cup and everyone threw drive thru got a bit of it

Better not be in one of my Napoli stores you piece of shit.

gotta make some money some how, sorry buddy

Put 1 extra chicken nugget in each order of them.

this is why I don't eat at McDonald's. the staff are sketchier than janitors at the casino

And piss kids drinks too?

ive done this before, but most the time i short people on 20 piece nuggets

print a photo of your face on it, jizz on it and put in on a burger

Make it to the best of your ability.

No its actually easy what i did, i toke a small cup to the restroom and it was just me closing front, so i had the cup there by the drink mech, everytime it would make a drink a lucky person would get a little bit of piss

i have thought of nuting in a condom and puting some of mynut on cooked reg meat

other little things i do if anyone ever gets a half cut tea i always add alot of salt to it, fuck em cunts

that actually just made my stomach turn. go fuck yourself, I hope you get hit by a bus

its ok, no biggie i dont do this every night only nights mymanager fucks me over, this stupid store manager cunt always makes me work fridaynights

Its not fair to fuck others up just because someone is fucking you
44 and you serve extra burger on lunch

Tonight i wanna do something really bad, i did BY a small mistake, once i sparyed degreaser near uncooked meat and i thought it was funny

Shit in a drink and mix it in

Maybe you should get a new job you retarded faggot. Only the lowest of the low works in fast food. You should be happy your manager is giving you more hours maybe you can save up enough to buy a rope to kill yourself

its funny i have done alot of nice things there,ive worked for this shitty store for 3years,

i have had mymanager make me clean the bathrooms once shit on the floor jokes on them i used the same towel to wipe the front counter down

Make it properly

i agree, and as such of being a fagg and retarded just enjoy your fatty foods anytime you come to mcdonalds after 6pm :)

>shitty job
>stays for three years
You sound like a real go getter

Make it with love and compassion for the average American consumer

Fucker im gonna kill you next time i get an 18 peice

actually lol'd

i use to care, and make stuff properly :) but everyone that comes to mcdonalds 1 hour of close and orders a shit load of stuff needs to get there own shit at this point

Make every burger the BEST burger you've made

all i can do is say its 5.48 sir, enjoy your shit

Do your fucking job or quit asshole.

you know your right, at some point ive wanted to get fired and just get out of there

You sound foreign. It makes sense, McDonald’s is no place for a superior white man to work. We have better things to do, like running civilization. You may think putting your spunk in someone’s food is hilarious, but atleast they don’t have to work at McDonald’s. Enjoy never really succeeding in life

eat it

Rape your manager

at this point i wanna make this more fun, 88 finds out what state i live in and trips finds out what town quads gets the store number

Why don’t you quit? Leave on good terms. You will never eat a good job if your resume says you were fired from McDonald’s. Even actual retards are capable of working at McDonald’s without getting fired. Have some sense

Take great pride in making it

i should shes a little whore she'd like it

Rolling for this

you wouldn't give out that info and you know it, fag

TN

ok :) well you guys know the state tennessee

Do it then faggot. Make her your bitch after close. Or better yet take her to one of the freezers, lock her in, and come back early in the morning and fuck the shit out of her frozen pusspuss

Me undies
Me undies
No more sweaty balls

Pick your boogers and smear them inside the burgers and fries. Snot inside the drinks.

quiting, sounds easy but at this point of mylife i dont know what to do, ive thought of going back to school but im retarded

Me undies
Me undies
Gotta get a new job Paul

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Bleed on the food

done the boogers in a burger and havent done snot inside anything im very carefull of the cams in the store

chek't

69 :P done it i had a cut on my hand when making frys

I work at McDonald's and I hate that shit
I serve burgers with jizz in it

Me undies
Me undies
Don't work in fucking fast food (ba-doop!)
Because pissing in people's cokes is very rude
(oh yeah!)
Don't eat McDonald's in Tennessee.
Good advice for you and me!

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As a former McCuck slave the worst I've ever done is serve off a chicken patty that fell on the floor. Couldn't bring myself to put my bodily fluids on someones food lmao

Destroy those fat amerifags shit in the middle of the restaurant

trips myself lucky you guys. TN Johnson city

Rolling for 'actually filling and order correctly.'

szechuan sauce release date?

never tried it, wanna try it

Quads gets store number

lol I’m white and I love fucking with entitled little cunts like you. Hilarious.

:P done it cunt

i should :))

Shoot a snot rocket into a hamburger

Only if the customer is a nigger/arab/spic

This is why i don't eat at mcdonalds.

Cut burger in half, wrap, and serve

Wait til it gets super busy, make all the wrong food, maybe spit in some, throw away all the tags, clear the order screen, walk away

Intentionally forget to give people food today

Find a better job if it makes you angry enough to fuck with people's food, those fat fucks are paying your bills.

just do your fucking job

Buy the next 5 meals you take for people!!!

Roll!!!

Spit in it

Reroll

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This

iMMA SAY NOTHING JUST DO YOUR JOB .

WIINNEER

Rolling for quads, just so maybe somebody can call your store and get your sorry ass fired.

You try your hardest to make the most delicious meal possible for each customer for the entire day.

Nothing idiot

Roll

Just make sure everybody gets double meat.

Put a hentai picture inside the burger

Cook it exactly how you're supposed to you fucking pleb.

If you hate your McJob, get a new one.

Extra cheese on every burger

this

come to work dressed like Guy Fieri and pretend like you are on Diners Drive-Ins and Dives.

Collect you nail clippings for a while and add them to the burgers.

Wipe each patty with your anus.

you know what to do guys

Winrar. Hope your ass is dirty OP.

o shit WINRAR!!!

People are already dying from that shit...it's not like you could make it any worse. godspeed !

OP I sure hope you take pics and post that shit.

Prepare it with love.