Why are guys attracted to 2 smelly blobs of fat so much?

Why are guys attracted to 2 smelly blobs of fat so much?

Programming.

the logical point of existence is reproduction and if you are a male human that's where you have to go to pass on your genes.

>soft
>smooth
>pheromones
>taboo
pick one

The question is why are you NOT attracted to a nice behind?

fat is gross, and it's under daily contact with feces

feels good to hit it from behind my man

What turns you on?

the globes themselves don't smell bad, just the stinkpot in between.

>t. never fucked a clean fat butt

I used to think similarly and then I had my first experience with a girl who had a really nice ass and now I just want every girl with a nice butt to sit on my face. You too may grow out of it

The outer globes don't but the inner globes do

Which is even more enticing, quite frankly.

Inner globes?

Wait, do you mean ovaries? Ovaries turn you on?

These are disgusting btw. Idk if you're intentionally picking assless women with loose gaping holes

The butthole?

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No the hole that's like an inch away that can also be hit from behind you mong

Whos got the sauce?

Everyone's got their type.

My question when someone doesn't understand foot fetish and thinks it's weird. "But you walk on them and they're dirty!" Yeah but you defecate waste from your butthole and it's "totally normal" to want to bury your tongue in it.

Because between those two smelly blobs of fat are the crème de la crème of warm, wet, velvety sweetness. It is ingrained into our primordial selves to seek those smelly blobs of fat. For without that urge, the human race would not exist.

It makes as much sense as anything else people feel and do. Why does cheese taste good? Why do we drink poison for fun? Why does art exist?

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Why are gals so attracted to a 5 inch slot of dead animal skin?

i dont know what your talking about ive never met a guy who found megan trainor or amy schumer hot

Evolutionary biology. Female ass cheeks are soft, hairless, and like two big pillows. They provide comfort during spooning and stability while having sex, much like handle bars. They move in a unique manner during dance and mating rituals.

My question is why are trannies and fags so jealous of the female sex?

the vagina isn't located between ya girlsr ass you dumb shit

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>hairless,
Hate to break it to ya buddy, but women shave/wax their ass to get rid of hair

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Oh man. Did the photographer not even have the guts to tell her to shower?

Dude I’m married. I have also had girlfriends. Their assess are hairless naturally. Asshole have some hair, but who cares? The female cheeks are soft and smell nice.

pancake tier, I have more ass than that as a dude

That isn't between her cheeks you retard, are you fucking blind?
It's between her thighs

cause they're great to grab while you stick your dick in the holes in between them.

I can smell all that from here

>5 inch slot of dead animal skin
If youre trying to describe a penis, youre doing a bad job

>Being attracted to fat ass when fit ass is a thing
KYS

Nah, they know what they're doing. There's demand for it.

Id fuck megan

I think it was a wallet/gold-digger joke.

Tbh if the girl was attractive, and I was horny enough I'd lick a qts butthole clean regardless of how dirty it was.

Yes

Perfect ass. Pls more

There's nothing quite like that tangy anal smell when you're 69'ing. Makes me so fucking hard.

Ashley Lane

Maybe he's Irish and is scared of finding someone with >too much ass

Because despite their dual usage asses are also a primarily sexual part of the body whereas you probably like feet because your sister stuck her toes in your face when you were developing or some shit.

Is this b8 or are you unironically 12?

Meh, her on the otherhand..nah
Definitely not attractive enough to where I'd consider browning my tongue

Feet have no inherent sexual characteristics or associations. You're just a degenerate.

Stop posting these cheekless women pls. Imagining them sitting makes me hurt

Here, let me help you out retard

I don't like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Guys guys it's the space between her ass cheeks and thighs you're both right

I'm not a nigger. I don't like fat asses, I like fit asses.

Then you don't like butts. You like buttholes

I do too but a lot of those pics were like no muscle no fat just flat and hairy

No, he clearly doesn't understand what "between: means * he's wrong.
It's under the cheeks, not between.

Troll

>implying you can't have both a fit and big ass.
You do know asses aren't made up of entirely either fat or muscle right?

I did discover my foot fetish with my little sister when we were kids. Nice guess user. But naturally as I grew older I gravitated away from her and began looking at school and on tv, etc.

Butt like this look like chicken cutlets. The end go to a point almost.

I’m not a nigger and I lik fat asses. Not fat women, just ass.

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You guys know what comes out of girl butts right?

Girls don't poop, they dispense chocolate.

Sometimes butterscotch

So are you saying you'd eat that?

I want to fuck a girl in the ass while she's pooping and the poop looks like this.