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>By reading those newspapers which crisped my soul, I came to know the real feelings of these aliens, which they revealed without reticence, at a time they thought we had been knocked to the
ground. I learned enough anti-Semitism in one year to last me three lifetimes. For one cannot strike the sacred beliefs of a people or what their heart loves and respects, without hurting them to the depths and without blood dripping from their wound.

Its counter-semitism boy

still jealous at the accomplicements of jews I see
hmm

What was the title of the bulgarian dictator during the socialist era?
What did people put in front of his name to address him and his position?

are you referring to Aziz the White perhaps

>*blocks your path*
>not so fast serbshit
>prove to me you're not a serb if you want to pass

what do?

>what do?

>CSKA

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

what are those stupid things hanging on their crowns?

...

dreadlocks, another thing that filthy euroshtis stole from the original people of the continent

>the city of V grupa

pearls

cska are cuckbois everyone knows that

let me see provinciali cucks mess with levski

good post!

>*throws some copper their way*
fuck off

>leFski

kek based ludogorets

it's like some toothless dirty peasant joining a jousting tournament and beating all the knights

I'm gona buy 300$ of bitcoin and buy other coins with it. Who else playing the coin game ?

I'm sure you're not a shill

I'm not gonna keep them in bitcoin since 300 it too little to make money out of it.

GET R E A D Y

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>We enter EU
>All the Bulgarians move here

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everything i said came true

i want each an every person browsing /balk/ to blow me now

who's gonna suck my willy first?

Get someone from the limunadas they are fags.

thats why moving to moldova

Will she blow Trump, the bitch is saying we can enter NATO by next year?

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GLORY TO WHITES
GLORY TO EUROPE
GLORY TO THE WEST

Heeeey Fuck russia desu

like*
>25% denbt

what went wrong

kek romania surpassed russia and you have 0 oil

russians are really not white

Romanians have oil tho

*shows my armpit to him*
I've got Islamic smells just like you qardash, I also celebrate Slava like a true moslem

The oil is the reason Russia fell. Oil prices fell and Russians are too third world to diversify their economy. I wish we had useful natural resources desu

>literally the only reason the Axis even bothered with Romania was because of their oil
They're trying at least, Russia is doing much better with Putin rather than Yeltsin or any other liberal cucks like Gorbachev

>I wish we had useful natural resources desu
You'd be giving them to Russia for cheap or even free anyway

Despite the memes a large amount of Serbian trade is with the EU. We rely on russia but only military.

>military aid from Russia


And when you needed it, it never came

i'm going to my villa for a week+ or something
AMA

also, hat should i download to watch on my phone when i get bored?

pls respond

Omg u rich xd

>having a villa in the province
>rich
not really. almost everyone here has a villa in the province as we are all selyaks who came from the village to the big city at some point.

Well many selyaks sold their country houses when they moved to the city.

going with friends or with your granny?

if latter no phone will save you, best option is suicide

I've drank brandy till 2 o clock in the morning.

I have zero hang-over.

I am a happy man.

>many selyaks
many dumbass selyaks*
ftfy

my parent and grandparents were smartass selyaks, so now i have 2 apartments in Sofia and 2 villas in the province.

>2 country houses
Good luck spending your money on maintaining them.

going with wife and baby :ДДД

my grandparents there passed away few years ago

i'll be going on hikes to pick mushrooms (if any), catch dank lizards eat cкapa + биpa and overall chill out in piece

I'm sure your wife's son will love it, xpozed

kys xpozed

They are regularly maintained, so they are in great shape. Plus i kind of have enough money, so that's not an issue.
In matter of fact, i'm looking to buy a plot of land to build my own home where we can live permanently in chill environment. Maybe Ivanyane?

i hope so

when and how. i'm opened for suggestions.

>Maybe Ivanyane?
Your hometown, Pazardzhik

this. We are about to sell our huge two-story house at Bumfuck town once my grandma kicks the bucket for like 4-5k BGN

t. xpozed

FUCK!
I've been found out!
It's true, all of /balk/ is just xpozed samefagging with proxies

>i'll be going on hikes to pick mushrooms (if any), catch dank lizards eat cкapa + биpa and overall chill out in piece
that sounds like a fun thing to do, but with a buddy or something, alone it doesn't sound too fun

either way i wish you a good time

Could I say you've been.... exposed?

>xpozed humor

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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wait i'm from skopje i shouldn't laugh

>Ivanyane
The natives of Ivanyane and Filipovci are absolute cancer.
If you can cope with Sofia Zapad hooligans and occasional break-ins you're all set.
Social factor aside, the location is actually pretty nice and near the Okolovrastno so overall OK decision I guess.

Next weekend I'll go climb the 7000 steps to High Hrothgar to speak with the Graybeards and see where the Finnish army died for our sins. Hopefully the weather is good.

Sometimes I'm really sorry I started the xpozed meme.

dunno where that meme came from, but my both parents are from severozapadnala bulgaria

>but with a buddy or something
yea, but when you have no friends... you know the saying - you have to pee with the dick you got

t. xpozed

Notice how most people are lazy subhumans that go through like with minimal effort and foresight, really makes you think about how easy it would be to rise to the top with a bit of extra effort.

But why put the extra effort? Nobody else is, why would you? Just chill, pretend to work, eat healthy once per week so you feel better and masturbate when the bad feeling start circling like sharks.

>Sofia Zapad hooligans
don't think that's an issue

>occasional break-ins
when i shoot the first two enthusiasts, the rest will consider it before breaking-in

And i already lived my whole life in a commieblock surrounded by shit neighbors, so having a sanitary radius around my house will be a big improvement.

that looks like a excellent spot for mushroom picking, desu

cucked

LOL Greeks are fucking refugee children

Never change stavros

>In matter of fact, i'm looking to buy a plot of land to build my own home where we can live permanently in chill environment.

The biggest problem with that is NO JOBS. I have a house (where I was born) thats a 4 story high, 4 large rooms per story, basement, attic, big front and back yard, garage big enough to play tennis in, etc. Basically a selyak palace.
However if I went back to live there, I would have to drive 2 hours to work every fucking day, in traffic.

I really wish I could live na selo, if only I could arrange working from home that didn't require me to travel every other day for meetings.
Fucking hate Sofia, I hate all of the bad aspects, and I don't make use of any of the good aspects (night life, malls, etc). I brought a flower from selo to put on my apartment balcony and it died in a month, the air is so poisonous.

LOL
get fucked reffos, literally

fuck turkgaria mate

Places like that are usually full of snakes hiding in ground holes or under rocks so careful with mushroom picking

t. dodged it once

But i work from home user, and my wife has also an option to work from home.
The biggest issue for me is when our kid starts to go to kindergarten/school

I went to school na selo and I didn't learn any foreign language, and didn't learn any computer/IT stuff, and my physical ed classes were spent smoking and playing cards.
So yes, when I got to university, I realized that even though I was a hot shot genius na selo, I was a bottom of the barrel uneducated pleb as far as big city standards are concerned.

why is their mosque painted like a fucking football, lmao

snakes are not sharks, you know
as long as you live them in peace they wont fuck you up. Looking where you are stepping is everything you should do to avoid troubles, but they usually fuck off from your path in the moment they feel steps nearby

yea, but then again, your parents probably didn't have much time to deal with you. We do have free time that we can invest in homeschooling our kid.

you got bitten by a snake?

>fucking little boys
absolutelyhellenic.jpg

alright. Forgot to mention plot prices in this region are ridiculously high - like 40 EUR / sq.m.

Xpozed is rich and has a luxurious villa, btfo haters of balk

No I fucked his mouth

I had an albanian in school explaining me how to fuck a chicken and how warm the egg feels on your dick. Really creepy dude

Why are you so much into bestiality?

>40 EUR / sq.m

>yea, but then again, your parents probably didn't have much time to deal with you

Well that was during the post communism economic crash, so my dad was doing construction work in Italy where he was an illegal sleeping with another 10 people in a rundown building like dogs, so he can send some money so we don't starve.
I didn't exactly get the best roll of the dice when it comes to when and where to pop into existence.

If you can home school your kid, and with the internet as large as it is today, you should be able to give him a good, even better than school standard, education.
The problem here is if you have the discipline to do that. Basically if you cook your meals and go to the gym, and you don't have a pile of dirty clothes and dishes lying around right now, you are probably okay. If you do... I'd reconsider.

I'm looking for a 1000 meters so 40k is in my budget. Right now i'm looking at a plot of 1600 meters by the river on a sloppy terrain. Looks dank as fuck and they want ~60k for it

I had a Plovdiv university professor family friend who told me they used to go and fuck ripe melons in the hills around town when he was a kid.

>as long as you live them in peace they wont fuck you up
Except most of the time you don't notice them in the grass and end up stepping on them
I know people who spent months in the hospital after being bitten

No

i believe its a muslim artifact
they have doctrines on how to properly fuck animals

>he havent masturbated with a grapefruit

lamoing @ ur life pleb

5) Remember yourself of your reasons and all that NoFap has done to you: It is very important to keep that in mind, otherwise you will loose track and be a safe victim of your old habits. You should write them down!

6) Find positive and healthy activities when you are bored: It is very important because otherwise it can lead you to boredom edging. So I would say, spend that time with fun and productivity. Hear music, take a walk..

7) The each day self discipline: Each day you have to take care of your sleep, your food and your activities. If you have a regular basis, you are able to get less triggers and you even feel better

8) Try to avoid all triggers: Like for example be aware of your Internet time and the Internet can be really dangerous. So I wouldn't recommend you to be on the Internet when you are depressed, lonely..

9) It will be easier from day to day: I have to admit that the first month was way harder than the second and third. Today I really feel less urges and even if they don't have a huge effect because the porn is not anylonger in my head including these pervert photos... Once you broke one or two month, you will ride on it.

Once Again: There are thousand of helpful advices, which this community can give you.

Last but not least, I have a question? I am tending to restart which would mean that I would be on day 5 now. What do you guys say? Should I restart because of the borderline edging or keep going. No matter what I am not gonna fap at the end of the day.

Man it's really hot and I am tired. This post took two hours. I hope you can understand everything because I am German. I bet, I forgot something. I hope that I could help at least one person. All in all I am wistfulf waiting for your 7/30.. days report.

Thank you guys for your inspiration! Keep being great!

Yea, i know the shit 90's, since i was born in the a bit less-shitty 80's. But as you said things changed and now you only need will to do things for your kid.
I'm not the most disciplined person on earth but we already cook our food (and even homegrown some of it) and wife is dealing with the dirty clothes and dishes, so that's also not an issue.
People these days don't realize that we actually live in the best time possible, considering the 80's and 90's, desu

mushrooms doesnt grow in tall grass anyways.

>People these days don't realize that we actually live in the best time possible, considering the 80's and 90's, desu

In the history of Bulgaria, this is probably the relatively wealthiest we've ever been for sure.
People just dislike that we have no purpose, no enemy to fight, no greater goal to pursue.

>no enemy to fight
you have always us :^)

How many little boy refugees have you harassed today?

At no point in recorded human history was "beat Serbia" the goal of the bulgarian people and identity.

What people don't like is we're still poor as fuck compared to the rest of the world.
Brazil is more wealthy than us per capita for fucks sake.

>spent months in the hospital after being bitten

there are like 2 poisonous snakes in Bulgaria iirc and their poison is not that strong anyway, plus one of them is pretty much found only high in the mountains

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