Hey Sup Forums would anyone be willing to pay money for customized nudes from me? I am really desperate for money...

Hey Sup Forums would anyone be willing to pay money for customized nudes from me? I am really desperate for money, my utilities are about to be shut off and my roommate just lost her job. I am chubby but cute and have nice tits.

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sure i would

Snapchat?

mmmmmmmmm....
neh

No you look like you're in your late 30's. If you were in your 20's then yes I'd pay.

let me see ur feet first

show what you got at least in underwear

Really? How much you think my pics are worth?

What kind of fucked up shit are you willing to do to yourself?

I'm 23.

depends how attractive your body is

Lol, no you're not

nobody will pay for you without seeing some of the merch first.

also, why not just prostitute yourself a bit in backpages if you're that desperate?

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Tits or GTFO

Will you accept payment in ethereum?

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If you have an extraordinary body, and willing to stick weird stuff up your ass/vagina. Plain vanilla nudes, never.

At least you have the option to suck a few dicks, men just have to go homeless.

OP how much to suck my dick? Oh wait, attractive, not lazy degenerates who offer to give nudes for money all have husbands at your age, as does my wife, and she already sucked me dry today.

I hope you become homeless, you lazy slut.

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I'm not stupid enough to just give away the merchandise I'm trying to sell. I won't go full whore no matter how desperate.

?

You just might get your wish.

nowadays, irl whore is a little less dangerous than online

at least with irl when you've done it, that's pretty much it, but having your nudes spread online forever is pretty terrifying

The only way this will work OP is if you strip down to your undies and post time stamp. Or it's all lies.

>won't go full whore
>literally selling her body

need proof do something like this then perhaps

Then you won't get anywhere here. Delete thread and be gone thot.

Nice try ewhore

We would be paying for custom nudes. No one is going to pay for anything they haven't even seen though. You always ask to see the product before you buy it to make sure it is legit. Tit's and timestamp or gtfo

If this what's become of Sup Forums? Random "fem-user" posts a supposed picture and Sup Forums-tards stumble all over themselves to answer it?

TITS OR GTFO

Tits, or at very least an underwear shot holding a timestamp.

BEGONE THOT

pic of yourself with todays date + approx hour, then we might talk

I would but I have no idea how to set that shit up.

This, or gtfo and don´t waste our time

I'd pay for that

sage
I know customs have gotten a bit lax here but TITS OR GTFO

Lol yes I am.

You are just my type. Get a Snapchat or a kik.

Snapchat makes it really easy to wire money

You seem sad OP. Wanna talk? How much do you plan on charging? If you're somewhere near east coast we can even arrange more fun. Who knows you may even like me. Serious reply please.

misterjak3

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Tits + timestamp or gtfo.

That being said, I'd give you $10 if you live in PHX and would be willing to let me shoot a load in you so deep that you'd sound like a half empty gallon of milk sloshing around every time you walked for the next few days.

The sad part is Sup Forums got reduced to being a bunch of fap-addicted morons who want to see tits, but hey whatever.

People (Women mostly) Seem to forget why we have Tits or GTFO.
Because we would get these shameless attention whores coming here, demanding our attention because they have a vagina.
We are all user, No face, No gender, Nothing to set up apart from one another.
Equal!
>Femanon here I think this will be my last day on Sup Forums, you people are just fucking sick in the head.
LOL and KEK some more.
/b has taught me that we are all sick in the head, here we are just honest with ourselves.
Leave and don't come back, you will not be missed.

>already sucked me dry today
lol me to fag

how I miss the classics here

Where are the good ol' days?
Funny memes, raiding random webpages, investigating cat rapists etc. It's all tits or GTFO today. :-(

>all that caps lock
>all that grammar including fucking brackets
>using the word kek
You don't get much newer then that

those require a bit more commitment than just saying 'more?'. NEWFAG FAGGOT. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Theres a reason for tits or gtfo, so we dont waste our time with some old cunt dude wgo just wants to waste our time and lead us all on for attentiin and because mostly everyone here has never seen a vagina irl. Its just facts. Tits or gtfo.

You're an idiot. I didn't come here demanding attention, I'm just about to be homeless.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little muggle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed stupifys. I am trained in magical warfare and I’m the top Auror in the entire Wizarding armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Death Eater. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Floo Network? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Wizarding World and your fireplace is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mudblood. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my basic spells. Not only am I extensively trained in muggle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ministry of Magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn squib. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Snape'd, kiddo.

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>Not knowing this pasta

Doesn't get much newer than that

100 bucks will not save you from becoming homeless.
Poor live decisions however...

How do we get in touch with you?

tits or gtfo, slut.

Hope things get better for you. Be careful out there.

DUDE! Don't call here a slut...

whore is obviously the more appropriate description.

We'll need a free sample before we can decide. youtu.be/OlsiDNu2hYQ

ill bet you listen to cradle of filth

paying her would make her a whore, she hasnt gotten there, yet. until she proves herself as a woman, making her a slut, shes just another fucking trap or baiter.

she hasnt earned the right to be called a whore yet.

not scumbag slut op, but i listen to cradle of filth, Lul.

mr jake. totally legit. definitely Op.

>wtf user I'm serious
Why are you not replying to my serious answer then?

100 bucks will keep me from going hungry for now. Maybe I have made poor life decisions but everyone does. I'm not a drug addict or married with a bunch of fucking demon children. I'm trying to make it on my own and i can't find a job.

I hate to do this...
you're right

$1,000 to bang you?

Also, I'm allergic to condoms and pulling out.

>whoring in place of roommate
is yoyr roommate hot? give us her nudes.

>trying to make it on my own
>jobless
>roommate lost job.
just how fucking retarded are you?

If you'd at least preview the "merch" then you could catch the eye of some people that might be willing to pay for more; that's pretty much how they start. but beforehand, consider different options before making this decision. There has to be something you and your roommate could do before selling your body, online or offline.

Snapchat.
Sleepykat666

You were talking about utilities in the original post?
Anyway there's no clear proof that you are who you say you are.
How much money are you trying to "scrape" together?

Tits or gtfo cunt

Consider using a site such as extralunchmoney or chaturbate for the camwhoring

Apply for jobs every day on Indeed and Linkedin in your area

This is why we have tits or gtfo cos little virgin cunts like you sympathise with these demon whores. Fuck off cunt

maybe that covers water+gas+electric and she can spend the rest of her money on food.

or maybe this is all a scam.

i think she should just find a local food pantry or church. they should be brimming with donations this time of the year. in the meantime, your $100 would be better given to a local 503c and you can deduct it on your taxes if you're in to that sort of thing.

I mean I'd do it, but can we see what we'd be paying for?

Put an ad on backpage and make rent hunni

can you tell us your general geographic location? maybe you'd be down for an escort thing or sugar baby deal? i have plenty of disposable cash but fuck doing photos and skype. it's too boring

Depends on what you did in those nudes. For example, putting things in your vagina until your begin tearing near your Perineum would be something I'd pay for. Needles in your nipples would be another.

I'd also want one where you shave all the hair off your body and carve "retard" into your forehead with a screwdriver.

Would you be up for that? And if so, what would your rates be?

lol, wtf
sick, sick, sick :p

which one is it, OP?

NOT WORTH THE MONEY, GENTS.
sent a feeler snap and found out why she wont post a preview.

H e r o for the b r o s well done mate x

well tell us why or post the screenshot

Investigator of chan 4 is here kids

Wonder how many snaps she got lol

shes not a tasty chubby, shes a full on bbw.

is it the girl in op photo? she looks familiar like i've seen her posted here before

oh i hate that when they're attractive from the neck up only

Second line is legit good advice. Was a NEET after University, spent a few months applying over and over, ended up getting a job with a top 5 accounting firm.

Oh, and show tits.

yeah yeah. how much?

we need to see the product before we will buy it.

she can't be bbw, she doesn't even have money for basic utilities.

probably cause shes paying mcdonalds' bills instead of her own.