Be me

>be me
>about 30
> wife and 3 kids
>wife isnt putting out at all anymore
>i am a chef and have plenty of oppertunities to fuck smoking hot waitresses
>tempting as fuck but scared shitless its a recipe for disaster
>want to fuck hot young broads so bad but need it to be super discreet
>decide to sign up for a sugar daddy website

>message a few girls, im very upfront that im just looking to fuck and that is absolutely it
> most girls turned off cause im married or because they want dates etc. Not just straight up sex for money
> get a reply
> its a smoking hot 10/10 21 year old pre k teacher

Continue...

please...heed this user...
You don't need to be discreet
You need to be honest....
Tell the wife you aren't being satisfied and if we can't fix you'd like to look outside the marriage.

> shes down for straight up sex for money, doesnt care im married
>i make a fake.facebook account
>message her on facebook so she doesnt have my email or phone number
> have her sent some pics with time stamp to verify not a scam
> end up masturbating furiously to a bunch of her nudes
> shes short, amazing ass, short curly blonde hair, tiny but perfect tits, perfect pussy.
> cant believe this is really happening

moar

Post her butt

u gon b payin teh dinosur alimoonies!

go on

type faster

>come to an agreement on price. $200 for 1 hour. Dont think she has any experience with actual hookers so she doesnt realize this is amazing for a girl of her caliber
>i mention ive had a vasectomy and she says i can go raw if i want
> arrange to meet at local store to verify identities, then to to a fancy house i take care of for an out of towner and fuck all over all their stuff

Is that it?

Trying to refresh and all I’m getting is kik for fat people lol

> get to the store, wave to eachother from cars
>she just left work and is all dressed up in teacher gear . So hot.
>pull out of the driveway and head towards the house i care for, about 5 minutes away
>get there and park
> shes all over me, making out as soon as we get out of our cars

Cont

I'm liking it, keep it coming

Terrible bait, cuckold doesn't even reach max char and people beg for cont

you are a complete moron... Just go to any brothel/whorehouse that is 50 or 100 miles away..

> get in the house
>right on couch making out aggressively
> still has her school id tag on. So fucking hot
> unbottons her fancy teacher button up shirt and sticks her tits in my mouth
>straight up just whipping my cock out for me and going down on me

>Be chef
>Recipe for disaster

You forgot to put on sunglasses.

>go to finger her and shes already dripping. Girl is obvioisly a nympho
> get behind her and go to put a rubber on
>see the perfect bald tight pussy and say fuck it
> start railing her from behind over these peoples coffee table

>already jerked off that morning hoping id last longer
> feel myself about to cum after 2 minutes , even though i can fuck my wife for hours
> girl is so hot its just ridiculous
>get back on couch and let her ride me
>we both cum after a couple minutes of her riding me

She did not cum

>both get dressed , but stay on couch making out and shooting the shit
>its only been a half hour
>decide i should get my moneys worth and ask her if she is ready for round 2
>we head upstairs and start fooling around in the kids beds

>both collapse and are catching our collective breath
>I hear her whisper something in between gasps
>"Your oldest is a month behind on math homework"

...

>she gets naked and takes my cock out and starts going to town
>rock hard again no problem
>concerned i wont stay hard cause we just fucked a few minutes ago
>just start railing away relentlessly on her missionary style on this rich kids bed

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...

dubs of truff

>after 10-15 minutes of this i cum inside her again
>shes shaking but says its from cumming, never really was sure about this
>get dressed and pay her and say our goodbyes
>hit her up a couple weeks later
> she wants to double the price, says she found out i got a deal and crackwhores charge 200. Sugar babies charge much more
> tell her to fuck off

>three weeks later turns out I got herpes
>stress causes the breakouts
>currently have herpes all over my face
>also turns out she gave my dog hepatitis c

>fast forward a few months
> the couple who owned the house get divorced and sell the house
>they dont feel like moving the furniture and have nowhere to put it anyways
> im gifted a shit ton of fancy furniture for my house that i fucked this girl all over

>chef
>says "recipe for disaster"

kek'd.

...

...

I'm waiting for this to get interesting but I think the story's over now and it hasn't.

>family sits on couch
>family gets aids

>sitting at my house on my couch where i fucked the hottest girl i ever fucked
> eating dinner with my family on some fancy kitchen table i got for free where i had her bent over spanking her ass and pulling her hair
> she was so hot
> get rock hard any time i see my couch or table

>decide to fuck my couch and table on a regular basis
>splinters in my cock
>these wounds they will not heal

(Did have a life insurance exam shortly after as well as a physical, so i got everything checked out)

>6 months later
>she moves across the country
> still wondering if shes ashamed and that made her move
> still jack off to her pics all the time

Thats about it
AMA about the process, the experience, or the aftermath

No pics, she has a couple very unique and prominant tattoos

Nobody cares that you had sex with some random woman you paid on someone else's furniture.

Are you scared that you'll be looking at the couch and your wife will just walk in and catch you rock hard?
Has it ever happened?

All the time
I just tell her its cause she doesnt fuck me enough

My question is: why did you think this was worth our time?

I see posts all the time about needing advice on hookers - here is a real experience that maybe can help. Also, its pretty hot and entertaining. Also, i need to tell someone and cant really tell any friends or family

Hearing about you banging some woman who probably was only in it for the money and about other people's furniture are not hot.

It was also not entertaining.

(you)

Interested in the pictures bruh
>Story is only good with em

> copies the (you) like a proper samefag
> almost currentyear+1
> being this new

We're reaching new levels of bait

post literally one goddamn pic of quasi-evidence or be literal fag-tier bait forever

>i am a chef and have plenty of oppertunities to fuck smoking hot waitresses
>tempting as fuck but scared shitless its a recipe for disaster

Gold.

he has all the right ingredients for a smoking hot side dish tho

Fine

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