Wife wants to name our son ocelot

>wife wants to name our son ocelot

cool

revolver?

Might have more to do with ocieros from ds3

Abort it and then it's liquid.

is that because she wants to guarantee he gets cucked his entire life?

Seems like a Delbert to me.

my wife is pregnant and the only 2 names i want is nolan for a boy and nola for a girl, might have to off the wife cuz she is ded set on a j name like her family.

Lol fuck me user

I will allow it.

Nice

Got any coat hangers handy?

>nola

Only if his middle name can be revolver

Your name choices are terrible, but usually the man fills in the paperwork while the woman is laid down semi-lucid after a drug fueled labour, so write in whatever you want and she can bitch about it later.

This though. The kid isnt just hers, she doesnt get unilateral control of his name.

Go name him what you want and if she wants to change it she has 2 weeks.

Dude I fucking hate people like her

>nolan
>nola

So you basically decided you want to name it Nolan regardless of gender, come up with a real girls name fuckin elizabeth or some shit.

i like the name nola for my little girl, when you are in my position you can chose,
we have 4 months left, she'll come around.

but doing the j name thing just pisses me off, her entire family's names begin with j, it's annoying.

you misread.

Yeah thats annoying and shit but so are your name choices

You give kids a relatively normal name for first name and middle names can be stupid/family tradition/white trash.
Giving a kid an unusual first name stunts a kids progress their whole life. People make judgements about another based solely on names all the time. It's one of things that fucks over poor whites & blacks, when they call their kids Blade or Mo'nique or some other bullshit. The other one is naming girls after precious gems/medals or expensive shit.
I have a normal name & have a job and am self sufficient.
My sister is named after a gemstone and is a fuck up.

>dave

He's not here man.

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naem him snek!
KETTLE FEAR!
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Name him Joe.

Go to the middle of a park and shout the name you want to at the top of your voice.

See how it sounds.

>our son
He's a foreigner

go to the middle of a park a shout anything and you are a fucking idiot.

please tell us how you judge other things, do you run into highway traffic and order a coffee just to see how it sounds? or how you will be judged?

Tell me how you feel about these names i want for my children. Alexi which is polish and it means "the defender of men" it's a males name, and for my daughter her name would be Asta which is Scandinavian and the meaning is "divine beauty"

his name shall be Simba!

Ocelot like that cat predator? Why the f people don't use Google before ruining other people's (child in this case) lives...

>ocelot
fucking nigger

Do it

If dups name him Adolph

Kek

Babou!

heh

kill her

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Dunno how op managed to get a grill prägnant, because he is a huge faggot that wont deliver.

that is a fucking awesome name.
also congrats

Some beta women like omega males, makes them feel good.

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yeah it would be shit to be named after a predator.
or it would be freakin quality.. man I wish I was called crocodile or hawk or some shit

Then she'd spell it ocelotte ya dingus

Then he would be an ocelot tot.

Maybe let them write that down, then turn it into lancelot for the win.

Alternatively give him the middle name tacos.

As in. Oselot tacos

The majority of rich executives have "normal" white names.
This user is correct

>Be 1944
>Nazis take me and my family to concentration camp.
>OhMyHanukkah.jpeg
>Family separated, probably dead.
>Nazis put me to work
>I have to drag corpses out of the gas chamber
>Here stories of human experimentation
>Just doing whatever to survive.
>Malnourished
>Try to escape. Cant take it. Start to tunnel out
>Don't dig tunnel far enough, come up in a dimly lit room.
>OhYiddish.com
>I look around. Seems like the experimentation chamber they spoke of.
>Something catches my eye, a body in a floatation tank. Motionless.
>Its my son.
>What atrocities have they committed on my boy
>He has multi coloured hair, braces, facial tattoos.
>Dressed in clothing that only a Persian would think is cool.
>MyJewGodHasForsakenMe.mpeg
>Nazis find me, send me to the gas chamber.
>Tell me they have cryogenically frozen my son
>Will activate him to save the rap game.

He's half mexican. That's not funny

Eat wife & grill fetus

Get him his firearms license as soon as possible.

My wife wont let me name our daughter Klara because she caught me telling someone I thought it was funny because it's Hitler's mom and that I could always secretly know why I came up with it.

Actually that makes it more funny.

Sneak in another name that means fire then, like Celosia.

No wonder none of the name ideas are working.

Name him after you OP...Faggot

Hue hue so original

You're pretty good.

Pretty....good.......

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I don't see a problem with this. Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot.

You might as well name him Cocksucker.

my feeling when I live in the shithole we call Nola lol....dude don't name your girl after New Orleans

hearty kek

Jesus christ