I want to fuck my mom (pic related), how do i go forward?

I want to fuck my mom (pic related), how do i go forward?

I prefer 9gag over Sup Forums because of posts like this

rape her

Then get the fuck out of here you dumb ass
You're fucked in the head. Take pics and time stamp if you are successful fag

by posting moar and not being a faggot

looks like a whore who would be into it
just tell straight forward

Helicopter dick

seen this thread a few times

op needs to post more pics of his mom

step 1: rethink your life
step 2: don't try to fuck your mom

>op needs to post more pics of his pretend mom

fixed it for you

Grab the nearest knife and cleanly slit your throat

I actually have a pretty good idea of how to accomplish this, but there are some things that have to be in place for this to happen.

Tell me about your dad. This is important.

how big is daddys dick

If not trollin', get her drunk repeatedly. Work your way in.

Also, OP is a fag

the gay niggers glow in the dark !

Truth be told, I kinda want to fuck her, too.

Not that, faggot.
The key is in his confidence, personality, presence and how he treats her.
If she is unhappy with him, you can give her THE MASCULINE GIFTS that she needs, without being actually sexual at first.
This will make her see him as an attractive male.
As weird as it sounds it is very possible and doable.
However, it highly depends on the dad being a fuck up and the mom not cheating on him.
You need to offer her something she thought of as impossible.

wish she was your mom, no ?

Well op you get your dick hard and pull her pants done and find the taco and put your little dick in it. But that's not your mom

agreed

you're a fucking degenerate loser

Well in my expertise you can go about it one of two ways or both.

One, roofie the bitch and rape the shit out of her.

Or two, cut her head off, and show her off to the family, and they reward you for killing the heretic, and your hot cousin bangs you for thinking your a hero and you can fuck her, while also fucking your mom's rotting corpse on the side.

Your choice.

stop fucking up a good lie with truth !! hehe

More pics of the whore.

yeah ! .... like OP holds a candel to you in the " fucked in the head" department )

then leave. don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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Well I'm a dad of 4 I will fuck his "mom" there any day she wants it.

Rash results always are predictable results.

no. sometimes they are just fun

Ahhh, that's true.

Cute mom
Got more pics ?

"Accidentally" send her a nude?

Here is what you do, you need to let her see you naked out of the shower and look at her reaction

i might just be gay, but what is this picture ?

if he is hung, this might work !

Let her catch you masturbating to pictures of her.

This will let her know about your sexual interest in her but also makes it hard for her to blame you for it since you haven't actually made any advances on her and she's the one invading your privacy here.

If she reacts extremely negative to it then brush it of as a private fetish you would not have acted out on and if it goes well then proceed with

Very likely your mom doesn't want to fuck you. If she does, she won't because she cares that you grow up normal.

I want to fuck her too

Meet the Rosen

lmao sassy comeback, are you phyllis from the office?

>take some of her dirty panties out of the hamper and cum in them
>walk in on her while she's in the shower
>leave nude pics on shared device
>stop being an idiot

>Meet the Rosen
this fag ?

do all !

Why do I find women sitting on the toilet erotic?

No, no, no.

Micheal Rosen.

If that's her, I can see why.
However, these things almost never turn out well, even if by some miracle she shares your perversion. I'm cautioning you against this for the same reason that people caution against office romances: DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT.
You will have to see this woman a lot, and if it doesn't work out you can't just cleanly cut her out of your life.

That being said... try to be more manly instead of boyish. You're going to be fighting an uphill battle in that area because she raised you from zygote to motherfucker. So get some muscle and try for some independence.

Also, unfortunately, no sauce on pic related.

>Micheal Rosen.
haha ! color me a new fag !

Get in shape, always be clean and smell good, keep good.communication with openness in topics (you and her can talk about bj's without it being awkward), gradually start wearing less and less till you only wear boxers/briefs around the house, get a boner around her but don't draw attention to it.

absolutely degenerate. find a hooker that looks a lot like her and fuck her. then move on sick bastard

Fucking off cuck

You have to be 18 to post here

because you like popo.

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cum all over the toilet seat, cum in your boxers and throw them into the wash, cum in the sink, cum in the bread basket, etc.

More pls

wtf???

anything from her that could be construed as interest? if not, you're fucked.

yeah, that too.

the subtle nuances that separates larp from sperg, learn them.

just cum everywhere, also on the cat. A cat is fine too.

so a few days ago she was your aunt. is she your mom now?

Her shadow looks like a dog sitting

Doesn't seem like OP is taking any part in this thread besides baiting us with only one picture.

What's your situation like? She single? You single? Live together? Age? Etc. We need details.

I'm the user who regularly showers with his mom so I've had some experience in the area, but she won't let me have sex with her so take it for what you will. Feel free to AMA

maybe she's both... and they're from below the mason-dixon and it's perfectly normal.

Since this seems to be copypasta just post the rest of her already.

Story on you shoeering with your mom?

One day I'll write something up so I can present it as an actual story, but it basically goes like this

>We're both single and lonely, dad's gone, sister is married and moved out, mom doesn't want anyone, I'm not good at getting girls
>we started cuddling at home together while watching TV and whatnot, arm around each other at first
>this escalates to head in each others' laps, laying down and spooning, her putting her hands under my shirt to be touching my skin, me doing the same

I was the first one to ask for sex, she shot it down pretty hard but after compromises and what some may consider begging on my part, she agreed to this. She initiates the showers even more often than I do now, she still won't have sex but we masturbate in front of each other (she always faces away from me when she does it but she stares me down hard when I go) and hug naked while we're in there. She lets me play with her ass and I can wash her tits but she won't let me play with them, and I can't even touch her vagina. She washes my dick but she doesn't play with it.

fuckin normies

This site has changed.
A year ago he would have been torn to shreds as soon as he mentioned 9gag.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we stopped losing our collective shit over little things like that, but not all the changes are good. I miss the days of trying to repeat the Habbo Hotel raid.

Pic?

Keep missing the old days, loser. Sup Forums is a man's website so if you don't like it heck off.

Absolutely not happening, I'll describe her though.

>Short, a head shorter than me, I'm 6'2 so she's maybe 5'6?
>She has a best friend she goes on walks with all the time so she's in good shape, not muscular at all but skinny with a thin waist and flat tummy
>her legs are a bit short but also tight and look good
>tiny tits and tiny ass
>curly brown hair that goes down to her mid back
>she's 44

Tit size? Shaved or hairy?

post more and ill tell ya

Ever make out with her or watch porn together?

They're small. Smaller than Monroe (pic related, and before anybody flips their shit she is well over 18). She kept it trimmed for a while, but it's only the last couple of months she's also been masturbating in the shower in front of me and she has been shaving clean. Even though she faces away from me when she does it.

No porn, I'd like to kiss her but now that I think about it I don't think I've ever even brought it up. While I'm jerking she hugs me and will bury her face in my chest and a few times she's kissed my chest, just little light pecks, but it seems like it's kind of involuntary when she does. Like she's catching herself doing it and stopping.

I usually hug her from behind while she's masturbating. When we shower tomorrow morning I'll kiss her neck and see where it takes us. I've been looking for something to push us forward because I really do want to have sex.

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