How many of you motherfuckers have actually measured your dicks? I know I haven't

How many of you motherfuckers have actually measured your dicks? I know I haven't.

I have :^)

not surprising, you can't even count to five

but why?

I have, ruler wasn't big enough

Curious

Simply held my dick next to my phone and then looked up the phone's specifications.

lol same

not bad. The big question is, however, hard or flacid?

Hard. My dick's about as long as the long edge of Samsung Galaxy Note 8. I think that average/okay but I wish it'd be bigger...

About the same over here. But, at the same time, when you're only critic is your own hand, it doesn't ail you too much.

Heh, did the same shit, my head just peeks out from behind my Oppo R7 plus.

i used to put gummy worms on my hard dick but i just couldnt stay hard long enough to get a whole bag of them on there

lmfaoooo

Wife has measured mine and compares it to the her different boy toys she fucks

I've had sex before, however, I only ever had one girl to have sex with. So she's the only person to ever give me feedback. She told me it's quite big and she was well satisfied, and she told me that even after we broke up.
Still, I feel very self conscious.

I have

My experience has been quite similar. While I've enjoyed a handful of sexual partners during the course of my lifetime, they've nevertheless been unanimous in their evaluation of my genitalia: more than adequate. There was but one exception: a latin girl many years ago. She scoffed at my penis size during a verbal dispute, only to recant at the resumption of tranquility. My entire life I've only been able to remember the foregoing scoff, and my assumption has always been that same was the only bit of candor that another has sent my way regarding the size of my genitals. It's true - even to this day, I cry when I masturbate.

Have.

Girl I was hooking up with from time to time had a couple dicks before... not enough that she was a hoebag or that I was worried about the aids or anything... anyway, she said mine was her favourite size so she wanted to measure it.

I was reasonably hard, but obviously when she would touch it to measure or whatever you get the "hnnnggg" factor. came out to 7" so probably like 6.75" if she isn't teasing me. Not huge on girth, but normal-dick proportions?

For scale, she was about 5'8" and athletic/skinny like a runner.

Gotta love Kacey!

i havent, its a waste of time. anyone who isnt a child has no need to waste their time measuring their dick. dick size really DOES NOT MATTER. the people who say this either only fuck loose women who cant feel shit cause they've have 500 guys before them or they're still children who have a complex about their dick size. biologically women do not feel anything past 3 inches deep inside their vagina, that point is roughly where their G spot is and if you trace a circle around the inside with your finger thats where their clitoris stops. the clit is more than just the little thing on the top of her pussy, its internal as well and extends around her vagina at stopping around 3 inches deep. anything beyond that is more pain than actual pleasure. this is why if you're confident and know how to use your tool you should have no problem pleasing your lady no matter how big your dick is, assuming you dont have a micro penis and cant even stick it inside.

I did, was told it was big and didn't really think about it until then.

That guy looks like his family was kidnapped and he's being forced to do interracial porn.

Ohno wait what if my boyfriend doesn't have a vagina?

I have an above average 3.1 inch penis btw. That's how I know

Not that I measured of course that would be a waste of time