It has to be 13 inches, at *LEAST!*
It has to be 13 inches, at *LEAST!*
Christopher Anderson
Kayden Reed
tf did you eat
Levi Wright
Nice beached whale, nigger.
Daniel Brown
When your shit is bigger than your dick
Caleb Smith
>racial slurs
Uncalled for
Josiah Gomez
Mine usually are
Leo Cruz
did you wipe your ass before you shit? how i the tp under the shit
Oliver Carter
Why is it all cracked?
Bentley Rodriguez
It looks dry and firm
Must have been a pleasure to squeeze out
Ryder Gutierrez
bump
Dylan Nelson
Go back to your safe space, Niggerfaggotpakijew.
Caleb Watson
Yeah this
What the fuck
Jacob Howard
I've shit logs that long, except they're way thicker. Also I have anal fissures as well as hemorrhoids
Adrian Fisher
>MFW all of your shit is just one giant piece of shit snaked around inside you that breaks off in chunks occasionally.
Good job on the pooper son.
Kayden Lee
Damn
Odd to think about
Matthew Foster
Gina too sexy
Josiah Diaz
it's a trick that people do.
When you put toilet paper in before you shit, it stops the water from splashing up into your asshole.
Dylan Anderson
Sounds delicious.
Elijah Ortiz
Is this a reference to the conversation before the bus jump in Speed?
Jack Edwards
...
Logan Rodriguez
Prevents Posieden's kiss.
Ethan Young
>not enjoying poseidon's kiss
Gavin Jones
Next stage
Luis Ward
No clue. Junk food
Bentley Wood
Please tell me you imagined this being a huge cock pulling out of your ass as you gave birth to this monstrosity.
John Thompson
Impressive!
Jack Morris
It was wonderful, so releiving
Noah Powell
Indeed it does
Elijah Rogers
is that a LOG
Gabriel Gonzalez
I didn't realize how long it was till i felt it graze my balls and heard the thud
Evan White
take it out and measure
Zachary Smith
That's a fucking trunk!
Jaxon Parker
THIS
Ryan James
Is that from sixx himself? Is it the Almighty buttlog?!
Evan Jones
Put it in your freezer and then fuck yourself with a poop dildo
Kayden Bailey
Unfortunately the idea slipped my mind, I was too afraid of it clogging the toilet. I chopped it with my plunger, and down she went
James Kelly
Shame, you probably got close to breaking some sort of record
Justin Thomas
Sounds intense.
Hudson Fisher
not many things are more satisfying than pushing out a nice solid turd
I envy you op
Samuel Barnes
Damn, it must have already been dancing in the water before you even finished evicting it from your anus.
Justin Carter
yeah how big was the splash when it finally left your ass
Nathaniel Long
No splash, it landed out of the water
Christopher Lewis
Surprised it didnt break once it hit the toilet bowl and was still coming out
Levi Sullivan
I see the TP, but was it at least a clean wipe? Huge solid turd plus a clean wipe is like the ultimate shit experience.
Carson Johnson
it was cleaner than expected for sure.