ITT: JO Stories, I'll start

ITT: JO Stories, I'll start

>Be me
>Around 11:30pm
>Whole house is asleep
>Just busted a fat nut into the toilet
>Go to flush
>Toilet's clogged by shithead little brother
>One of those deep clogs you don't notice at first glance
>Didn't bother to fix it after he was done
>Dad is super religious type, and would burn me alive if he caught me beating off
>He wakes up early too, so I can't just leave it there
>The plunger is in the other bathroom, and I'd have to go through my dad's room to get there
>I'd be interrogated for sure if he woke up
>OhFuck.png
>Suddenly, an idea strikes
>See PoS brother's rinse cup on the sink (He's not old enough to cup his hands for sink water)
>Take cup
>Dip cup into mixed piss/shit/cum water
>Pour contents into the shower drain
>Rinse and repeat (no pun intended)
>Continue to scoop up piss/shit/cum water for half an hour
>Feel like a Somolian Head of Sanitation
>Put brother's cup back afterwards
>Crisis averted

I'll see if anything tastes funny to him tomorrow

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why the fuck do you only own 1 plunger?

Anons first time jacking off

>Be like 15
>accept that I've never experienced orgasm and my dick is broken and I'll never have children and such and such
>give up all hope
>one day I'm taking a shower while my mom and her boss are chatting in the other room
>after shower
>drying off in my room
>genetic sequences rumble
>man meat quivers
>a subtle biological instinct whispers into my psyche
>PULL DE PENOR
>I instinctively unthinkingly jerk my dick
>hm it's feeling better, better stroke faster
>hm it's feeling better, better stroke faster
>hm what's this
>OH GOD I'M GONNA PEE
>cum for the first time
>doesn't feel amazing but just pretty good
>right afterwards mom yells from other room
>"user!!"
>fuck
>guilt forever associated with boner

>7 years ago, 17 yo
>have girlfriend but still beat my meat mercilessly
>usually jack it into the toilet/bathroom the far end of the house
>my mom had a habit of busting open the door for no reason if I had it closed and was shitting (no idea why)
>one day decide to get completely naked while I fap
>headphones on, phone porn going, dick in hand
>zoned out into fantasy
>mother busts in and I lock eyes with her
>full view of everything going on
>bathroom was a weird triangular shape as a result of the adjoining laundry room
>sort of crumple into the triangular corner trying to hide my erection
>mom closes door immediately
We have never spoken of it to this day...

were you jerking it with the door open?

I don't get the end, did they know somehow?

Ah I didn't mean to imply that she found out, she was yelling for an unrelated reason. It just kinda scared the fuck out of me

>Be me. 12 years old
>Hanging out with 3 guys my age
>We all just discovered masturbation
>Used to ride bikes around and build forts
>Go to fort
>Friend stole a porno mag from his dad
>OSHITNIGGA.EXE
>We all pull our dicks out
>Jerk off while looking at fold out photo with giant tits
>Since we're new to this we're actively discussing the best method
>"I like the left hand"
>"Na, left doesn't get the good traction"
>Try to pinpoint best means of masturbation with group
>We all orgasm, too young to actually produce cum
>This goes on until we learn about "gay"
>We stop doing these group sessions, but the research lives on

>Used to be raped consistently by an older friend
>Sexualized the pain in order to cope
>Can't really get off to normal porn
>asphyxiation to mimic what he used to do to me
>MFW I might kill myself trying to get off one of these days

damn user...

Top kek
>be me 13
>staying at best friends house
>everyone asleep
>pull up porn on his grandpa's laptop
>tfw it auto filled a site when I was going to porn hub
>situate screen so one could be sitting fapping and the other behind the chair so there's no homo
>bust nuts into tissues and flush
Many nights like this until we hit high school and we became different social tiers killing the friendship.

Thanks for the fap material got me diamonds.

>Be me. 25
>Traveling in a new country
>Staying at an Airbnb style place
>Owner is an older couple. Woman has issues with her internet
>Say I can fix it
>Fix it
>That night I'm horny as all fuck
>Horniest I've been in my recorded history for some reason
>No smart phones at the time so I go to their laptop and find the computer I fixed
>pull up porn on their slow ass computer
>Beat my dick to some DISGUSTING gangbang porn
>In and out. Got my fix
>Clear evidence. Go to sleep
>few days later over dinner, we talk about other travelers that have come through.
>They talk about german girl who they caught stealing
>Caught. By hidden camera
>I eye lock with the husband
>I don't know if they have seen the footage yet
>MFW

Np. There's a couple more stories if you're interested. I beat off to them regularly since I'm pretty much fucked in the head because of it.

I was being a larping faggot I can't jerk off to that kek but do share anyway. I have a weird problem where I jerk off and browse suicide attention threads on Sup Forums or other casual shit but this thread just doesn't do it.

no thanks i only like to hear about women being raped

"left doesn't get the good traction"
i lost it

>Be me, about 10
>Hang out with friend at his house
>His older brother was the one
>He wasn't always around but when he was he'd always try to play with us and pull some "game" to get me alone
>Play hide and seek
>Friend is seeker while we hide
>"Hey let's hide in the basement"
>"Perfect". I say. I didn't know any better
>We go down, he keeps the lights off.We hide on the couch. Out in the open but dark so I guess this works
>"We should lay flat so if he looks down here he won't see us" Here lay on me like this
>Makes sense to 10 year old me. Lay on him
>He pushes me lower til my face is basically at his zipper
>Pulls cock out. It's huge. Never saw a dick besides my own
>Scared
>He tells me "while we wait why not help me out"
>Still scared. This is wrong
>"Like this" he says and takes my hands and puts them around his dick, makes me jerk it
>Don't like it but he tightens his grip around my wrists. It hurts
>He's getting into it, try to pull away, he slaps me across the face
>First time ever being hit in the face
>Petrified.
>I cry. Or try to, as soon as I open my mouth he puts his dick in it
>This goes on until he cums in my mouth
>Throw up in a trash can near the couch
>Tells me not to tell anyone or he'll hurt me worse than he just did
>Friend never finds me, have the idea that my friend was being abused too
>This continues for about a year

why am I turned on by this?

God damn dude. Your friends brother pretty fucked up. How'd he turn out?

Married, has a couple kids. Sometimes I look him up on facebook and think about hurting one of his kids, just to hurt him. I won't because I'd just be perpetuating it on an innocent and fuck that, but sometimes I daydream about hurting him in such a deep level, beyond just physical pain. Something soul crushing.

Been a long while since I even thought about him though. Just saw this thread and it came up

horrible, sorry user

Not saying do this, but lacing a drink with enough rc benzos to ko a fucker and have them wake up tied up in a secret forest lair where you get to do the ass fucking until they starve to death. The only source of water is a hamster type rig where they have to lick it to get anything out, wouldn't be too hard and those 2 weeks would be hell. Or fentanyl laced anything. Lots of options but revenge isn't always worth it.

cause you're gay

Damn user, lol. Yeah I'm not really looking for revenge, I just hate that he took that innocence from me. Went over just trying to be a 10 year old, went home scared of the world

Na, rape gets me off tho

Invite his kid over for "hide and seek"

I get that, I'm only slightly fucked in the head I swear. Been a few people that almost got some fentanyl candies from me over lesser shit but I've restrained.
Kekd

You should start eating your own shit. youtube.com/watch?v=BkzskLWO5aA