/147/ Snooker

[Wyatt Carter]

Thursday 27 April

13:00

Mark Selby (Eng) v Ding Junhui (Chn)

19:00

John Higgins (Sco) v Barry Hawkins (Eng)

[Brayden Fisher]

God I hope Ding fucking MURDERS Selby

[Connor Scott]

>not /146/

[Henry Green]

G W A N D I N G
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[Easton Baker]

Ding is /ourguy/ right?

[Jackson Campbell]

think snooker might be the most patrician solo sport if i'm honest

[Robert Russell]

Afternoon Lads

[Robert Adams]

I have high hopes for ding

If it had been Selby in the final he might have lost momentum by then, but if he beats the sausage knight on the back of beating ronnie he'll crush the other finalist

[Adam Allen]

Who else /hadapooltableasakidandusedtoinventcomplexgamesonit/ here?

[Christian Jones]

Who /Jester from Leicester/ here?

[Logan Jenkins]

/hadacarromtableandgoodtimes/ reporting in

[Jayden Cooper]

good afternoon lads

are we all here for Ding?

[Julian Turner]

>we need a nickname
>lets see what rhymes with leicester
>jester?
>it does but hes a boring cu..
>LETS just pretend he has an epic sense of humour OK?
>fine jester it is

[Ryan Martinez]

of course, my horse

[Jose Lee]

>slowby - nickname given to selby by fans of his rivals

[Jaxon Brown]

/StreamStarts1HourFromNow/
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

[Carson Rodriguez]

Remember folks twentys plenty

[Juan Hughes]

I don't think I've ever wanted a player to win a snooker match as I want Ding to beat Selby desu

[Sebastian Watson]

Does anyone else remember when ding had that utter meltdown during a match a few years ago and stopped even trying like a stroppy teenager. Ever since then I feel proud of him like he's my adopted asian son who's grown up.

[Leo Ross]

selby is unironically faster than ding

[Camden Morales]

that Moiphy-Rpmmie match feels like it was so long ago

[Robert Barnes]

Anyone else bitterly disappointed to see the fat lazy swaggering scot go out to mr charisma?

[Nicholas Harris]

Doesnt he have based griffiths in his corner now?

[Brayden Gutierrez]

are there any gay snooker players? is ding gay?

[Adrian Murphy]

Ever been a 147 in the womens game?

[Jack Cook]

what's for lunch, /147/?

I just had a cheese, ham and tomato toastie sandwich and a chocolate mini roll

[Jayden Walker]

had some scampie

cant use kitchen much anymore. Gone to shit since one of my housemates having psychotic breakdowns and another is an alcoholic. only here a few more weeks so fuck em bedroom cuisine it is.

[Julian Adams]

coffee with a frisium pill

work too stressful can't eat

[Bentley Mitchell]

>one of my housemates having psychotic breakdowns
is he a rpmmiefag?

[Lucas Walker]

a little herb to cure what ails ya?

[Samuel Turner]

she and yes it all happened after 146

[David Jackson]

i was told about a player who visited gay saunas but i cant remember who it was

[Matthew Myers]

Help the alcoholic out user. Don't leave him alone.

[Oliver Campbell]

nah the guys an absolute cunt. anti social in his room all day type. tried introducing him to my friends and he just behaved like a cunt. Being a little shy and awkward thats fine, but dont be awkward and think youre billy big bollocks at the same time

he's also on all the anti depressants

[Joseph Morales]

fucked her yet?

[Ayden Garcia]

almost time for the Human Leopard v the Chinese Dragon

[Joshua Brown]

...

[Gavin Jones]

Feel sorry for that old lad in front row on his own

[Landon Smith]

> a possible 101 more frames

keep still my beating heart

[Brandon Lewis]

>this banter
totally not rehearsed

[Eli Scott]

gwan ding

[Landon Jackson]

> oh yh what happened in that one

> I beat ya

> haha good one ;_____;

[Hunter Howard]

Finish him off ding hes a mug

[Connor Phillips]

>Virgo

[Levi Nguyen]

beardanon, are you out there?

[Connor Reyes]

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[Gavin Russell]

>Virgo and Doherty
I'm ok with this

[Robert Flores]

>You

[Aiden Jackson]

>me

[Camden Brown]

based Rob

[William Stewart]

Gwan Selby

Send that chink fuck back to the land of the chinks (Sheffield)

[Ryan Davis]

How many frames today lads this afternoon?

[Brandon Roberts]

DELET THIS

[Jacob Collins]

this is gona be painful, I'm saying 7-1 to selby first sesh. feels bad

[Jaxson Jackson]

I literally cannot fathom how anyone could support Selby over Ding

It's like thinking penaldo is better than messi, it's anti-sports

[Noah Cox]

I don't want the Chinks winning a world title

Ever

[Adam Sullivan]

GWANDING

[Kayden Barnes]

It's like supporting the Money Jew over National Socialism

[Andrew Butler]

Alright Vardy, I know you like Selby cos he's a Leicester lad but that's out of order

[Landon Powell]

Selby 17-6

[Thomas Cook]

>no one even sympathy clapping the double red pot

Snooker fans confirmed for sinophiles

[Sebastian Brown]

Selby, yugh!!!!

[Elijah Rodriguez]

>Ding winning the first tactical exchange

GWAN DING

[Noah Brooks]

All about getting that first frame on the board. Duh

[Luis Mitchell]

Happy king day toothpaste

[Sebastian Thompson]

Good afternoon lads.

GWAN DING

[Oliver Phillips]

you have a containment board, use it

[Jose Martin]

>no Brian
Brian confirmed for suicidal Rpmmiefag?

[Jason Rodriguez]

Are you even trying Selby?

[Camden Sullivan]

...

[Kayden Rodriguez]

>5000000000000 millionbillion chinks are watching this

GWANDING

[Christian Collins]

RED CHINA

[Ayden Robinson]

stoked for ding ae cobber??

[Connor Phillips]

>Just a reminder that if Selby reaches the final we'll get more pictures of worried-looks, lip-biting Mrs. Selby

GWAANANANANNN SELBY!

[Dylan Moore]

Happy birthday to you too.

[Jack Campbell]

What a shot Selby lad

Most naturally gifted player in snooker of all time. Easy

[Thomas Fisher]

You're a political football, enjoy recanting for the next few years.

[Nathan Peterson]

>break 8
bias much?

[Owen Young]

Lesby to break... His neck.

[Nathan Walker]

so, Selby will go down as the GOAT, right?

nice 1

[Josiah Thomas]

When he eventually beats Hendry's record, yes

[Anthony Edwards]

Choke at 43 or something

[Eli Lopez]

Selby's gonna win it all again

[William Brown]

ehh, it's been done by now

I want to Ding's asian qts

[Zachary James]

68's plenty

[Lincoln White]

>that plant
>this entire frame

What a legend

There's no brakes on the Selby steam train. First Fu, and next is Ding

He is Opium

[Colton Fisher]

...

[Chase Clark]

May they never miss again

[Angel Anderson]

GWANDING

[Michael Anderson]

Does beat

[Tyler Cox]

>pot success: 100%
>long pot success: 64%

How does this work then?

[Caleb Johnson]

GWAN DING

[Ayden Sanchez]

COMNDONG

also, how do you break selbys spirit?

[Nicholas Anderson]

Virgos doing the stats

[Logan Wright]

Arbitrarily deciding that "they werent really going for the long pot"

[Elijah Walker]

ere we go

[Caleb Hughes]

Calm as a Hindu cow

[Jackson Lee]

Voila!!!!

[Nolan Long]

Why does Ding always look so sad?

[Matthew Cruz]

He's such a jammy fuck it's unreal

Did the same to R Ronneh