Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

It's my birthday

Happy birthday! Doing anything fun?

Thanks, not really my parents aren't gonna be home and Sup Forums is where I hang out the without the people here I might as well kill myself hbu

I am a human being.

Are you gonna get any presents? And for me it's just a normal Friday, I'm a working slob

WOOOWOAOAOHAOHSDFOAHEORAEFAOSDHF

No but we did just get dubs 3 times and that's pretty cool

4 NOW WTF

Also that's cool you have a job I want one too expand my musical instrument collection I'm pretty gifted at that and it's a true passion but I'm underage and can't get a job

Woah what a legend(s)

What instruments do you play?

Trumpet (beginner) drums (beginner) bass (mastery) guitar (mastery) and I want a keyboard

I have an all American penis

Just saw that in a gay I'm horny thread lol

I am a sex attic

I'm half black but worship Hitler as a god unironically.

Same but nobody loves me so I use porn

Funny I'm mastery drums and trying to learn bass... slowly... music theory is not easy for someone that started with rhythm

CAW CAW

Get down to the chastity basement

Your god is already dead so you don't have to worry about existential crises... genius!

I know how to play 2 songs on highland bagpipes.

That's cool what's the first 3 digits of your phone number I wanna see if your near me to start a band or something I'm 954

Kek

Also I recommend Rocksmith for starting bass it's amazing

Why bagpipes?

951 but I don't live in that area anymore

What specifically?

Santa smokes weed lmao

Rocksmith shows you the song and you can slow it down and simply the song till you get it and can progress more and has lessons for about everything

Hah, get fucked, it was my birthday yesterday

Rip how old

777 trips

I don't actually think there is anything interesting about me aside from the fact that I'm kinda tall

21, the first of many unimportant numbers. You?

14

13 but I'm not an edgelord just simply have no friends besides random anons

Cool

I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin. =)

If you can play Oh Danny Boy and Amazing Grace you can make a shit ton of money playing at funerals.

Lol

You also kinda need a suit and kilt but whatevs.

I can pull my legs around the back of my head, lean forward, and roll like Samus.

I also have really neat handwriting.

I could prob do the same with guitar and play amazing grace

I spent 3 years in psyche wards for delusional personality.
I still think that everything is the feds fucking with me because I am a Devine being but I pass for normal now..mostly

I'm able to perfectly mimic the sound of a guinea pig, to the point where it fools even the guinea pigs.

Feds and America is a retarded system that needs to be abolished

I still use AOL mail

since 2002 i have collected all tipes of porn 32 tb in hard drives and Thousands of burning dvds,but i dont like porn

I think op left

any horse porn?

guess someone is safe from Nut neutrality being repealed

yes and dogs,pigs,chickens you named

i have terrible handwriting and i hate my life sometimes but at least i got a break to enjoy

I made a theory about out existence and later found out Elon Musk believes the same.

I am actively hiding from a girl who has stalked me since I was ten (she was 15). She tells anyone she talks to that I am her fiance, which is a lie. Our parents once discussed arranging a marriage between us, but that never came to be (my parents died). Sometimes she manages to find me and and has vandalized my property, or stolen some of my belongings, or threatened to either kill me or herself if we didn't start dating. Once, when I was about 14, she made me strip in front of her at knife point, and no one believed me when i tried reporting her.

if i smoke some meth i can draw for like 10 hours straight just taking breaks to smoke some weed

My avatar is cooler than yours.
Other than that not much.
Fuck you it's my birthday in 1 day or it might already be my birthday depending where you live.
How old are you gonna be, I turn 24

I want to fuck OP.

>i am planning on having my first drink tomorrow, >should i get hard liquor or beer
recommendations?
bonus points for under 45usd

I lost my virginity to a hooker and I plan on killing myself after my mother dies, so my last act isn't disappointing her one last time

Good think i'm here as I am the person to talk to for all your alcohol endevaors.
As a current bartender and alcoholic I know tons about the subject.
So most people start with beer and it's likely the best alcohol to start on at the beginning but only for one reason. Harder liquor not only taste bad if you don't mix it for first time drinkers it also does the exact opposite if you mix it you might not taste it at all and overdrink. Beer as a whole doesn't taste too great for most people starting as it is an acquired taste such as coffee but most people just accept the fact it taste better as you get more drunk or just as long as its alcohol don't care.

So basically what kind of flavor are you looking for and how fucked up are you wanting to get?

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I sure do not want to get black out drunk or to the point of vomiting, I have drank beer before but only to a very light buzz. I can tolerate bitter tastes. if u can recommend something sweet or easy to mix maybe?

Moar? Sounds like an interesting story.

Well then I'd recommend a simple drink for you like vodka and sprite. Very classic drink, no fancy names needed, and it's exactly that vodka and sprite. As it's your first time really drinking I'd recommend a 20-80 split but if you are feeling daring up to 30 - 70. Do not, I repeat, do not go above 40 your alcohol tolerance will be fairly low to begin with and as you said you don't want to be throwing up everywhere. Of course I don't know your size and the like and alcohol tolerance varies a bit but I'd say not go over 6 drinks. Make sure you are concious of that number, cause even if you feel like you can drink more the results will be very very poor and you won't enjoy it the next day. Just cause some people can drink a full bottle doesn't mean you should want to or even try to, it's better to get drunk on cheaper in reality.

thanks man, ill do some research and hydrate before drinking maybe get some aspirin too

DO NOT DO ASPIRIN
It when combined with alcohol will fucking destroy your liver. That is a wives tail that is not only wrong but actively harmful towards your body. Staying hydrated of course is great and eat a hearty meal before drinking. The fats will line your stomach which is good, eating while drinking does nothing however.