FREEZE! I’ve been called here to investigate some reports of HIGHLY illegal repeating integers. Show your singles or you’re going to jail.
FREEZE! I’ve been called here to investigate some reports of HIGHLY illegal repeating integers...
Nigga jail urself u dirty af
move along sir.
>11
Get your shit together officer
Im innocent, I swear!
You'll never take me alive, copper
here they are
I think I saw one of them go that way, officer
Dirty police officer, huh? You must be a chinese
I dindu nuffin
BUSTED!
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!
questioners will get the gulag, fucking fag
Nothing to see her, officer
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
I'm cool officer, put the gun down
Filthy pig! Chinga tu madre puta
Shieeeett, dindu nuffin
HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!
please no monkey speak
Death before surrender! DIE POLICE SCUM!
Yeah probably not if you're black. You'll either run away or get shot lol. Silly black man.
Monkey speak your ass to JAIL
Hi office all cool here
dindu nuffin offusuh, sweahtagod
Damn dad that’s spooky
>Inb4 I get shot by a dirty pig n
Jajaja corrupt pig
die on your knees or live as a free man
Aright kiddo you spending ur last days of live getting raped by a Niger in Jail
No mr polissmen, it is you who are illigal
STOP RIGHT THERE
EAT LEAD AND DIE! *pulls out a glock*
Book em
Mr. Policeman, can I have your autograph?
Rolling for death
BACKUP! WE NEED BACKUP!
Is a position for deputy open?
butts.
Hey guys, just strolling along, don't mind me
am sinlge father of 12 daughtr ples no arest
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fucking pigs
trying some nigger shit
Fuck you pig, I'll SHOOT YOU!
Flattery won't get you anywhere! To the chopping block with you!
Bring it PinkSkin
oink oink come get me
Trips means he really likes him, to the point of gay
How do I shoot my gun, officer?
nothing to hide, officer
you hypocryte
I'm calling nine eleven on you!
Uh, I can explain
Heres my papers officer
fuck off crooked cop
Glory to Arstotzka?
don't do it man, It was a prank!
Here are my singles to prove it
>nigger
Die
Keep moving, officer
dubs get
no dubs here officer
Fuckin fite me you dumb idiot cop
i dont get dubs
Fck off
How do I get dubs
like this
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME.
DON'T TAKE YOUR HANDS OF YOUR HEAD!
...
:O
Fuck the 5-0
the criminals... have evolved...
Mmmm
Knock knock. Housekeeping.
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n-n-nothing here officer.
I wasn't born yesterday.
You're just a dubs-dealer looking to steal dubs while pretending to be a police officer.
HANDS UP!
I'm putting you under citizens arrest.
“Meester user no here.”
I believe you got the wrong guy pal
Sorry mam. We were pretty sure he went in there. Would you mind answering a few questions?
Pig
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Never
Single
Why don't you come with us and have a nice chat?
Fucking kek
Suck my nasty cock officer
Look, officer, singles. Now let me go, I'm already late to the virgin sacrifice.
Yo user, how'd you make your text look like that?
I’ll surrender peacefully if you find something because i cant run or fight for shit.
This is one of my all time favorite threads.
I̮̮ͯ ̦͚͎̰̰ͦ̇̕G̮͔̹͓̘̩̗̒ͬ͛Ö͉̗̭͚͇͔̰̇̾T̗̤̗̯̮ͩ͑̽̑ͧ͢ ̱̖̯̹̝̣̆ͭͣ̓͟ͅC̳̠͙̭͚̪͂ͤͨT̙̙̪̜͚̻̘̎ͤH̳̠̓̊ͨ͊͆ͪU͕͑̂ͣ́̇̚Ḽ̫̟̦̠͊ͯ̆̓ͫͨͤH̨̩̿̎U͕͑ͅ ̗T͚̩̭͈̆̄̈̑̽̑̂Ö͚̟̝́̄̀̓ͤ̏̔̀ ̩͎̼̝͙̝̠͂̃͛̎̓̚D̪͔̞̘͑̉̃͑̊ͯͨO̜̭͈̽ͅ ̳̭̖̙ͭͬ̎I̫̣͈͓͙͍ͫ͟ͅT̴͍͎͈̘̠̦ͮ̑ ͈̪͕̳̭̦͗ͪ́̋ͬF̟̙̱̄ͫ̂͗ͣ̎̎͝O̶̺̤̯̣̞R̝̟̻͕͍͖͉̋͞ ̠̥̪̽M̤̦̻͙͔̝͟Ẽ͉̝̫̯ ͉̤̣͌̌͑̔͂̇B̍Ù̊ͤ̑̍T͙̬̣̪͉͈̫͊̇̕ ͫ̌̀T̴̥̭̠̼̺̍̀̈́̊̂̚H̘͖̝̦͖͚̭̽͘E̡͙̼̎͗̐̾ͨ̃ͪ ̖̗̳̻͉̩̄S͔̻̜͕͎̤̘̀̏͒ͫ͘U̺̱ͣ̐͊͑̃ͤ͂B͊̔̐̂̎ͧ̀̚S͙͓͐̇̓C͔̰̗̥̭̦R̙̰̬̿̔̔ͯͯ̚Ỉ͢P̸̮̙͖̖̗̼ͅT͚͗͒Ĭ̴̙̹̼͚̰̮͚ͣÔ̏ͪ̋͂N̙̝͛̊̾ͨͤ̃͜ ̟̭̥̮̣̠̋͛İ̶̗͚̹͐͐S͓͚̟̻̺̳ͧ͝ ͚̖̺͇̝̋̀E̮̥̘̬̱̬̙XP̻̤͢È͓͖̝̟̎Ṇ̉̈́͌͋͌ͤ̑S̶͕̤̥̖̮̼̠̀͂ͣĮ͚̻̗̣̋̑͗ͅV̙̪͎E̥͉ ̙̼͎͔̾̉͗̇ͨ͘Å͉̳̜̗̃̈͌̒͞S̝͈̩̗̪ͯ̃ ͎̘͚́ͬ͗͒͐F̶̯͍̱̱͔ͬ̑̈̀̃ͅŮ̩̝̮͍ͬ͒͌́C̢͍͍̦̞ͭ̎͊ͅK̵͙̝̹̝̝͌ͪ̈̊̔ͅ
Nothing to see here, officer
Stop right there!
Expensive? Just got fired, so that ain't happening. Thank you for the reply though.
SHIET
Hi officer im just your tipical white guy
Am I being detained? I decline searches and seizures. Am I free to go?
hehe, why no officah i'm a jewish rabbi late for my barmitzfah, i wouldn't have any dubs on me, hehehe...
heheheh