FREEZE! I’ve been called here to investigate some reports of HIGHLY illegal repeating integers...

FREEZE! I’ve been called here to investigate some reports of HIGHLY illegal repeating integers. Show your singles or you’re going to jail.

Nigga jail urself u dirty af

move along sir.

>11
Get your shit together officer

Im innocent, I swear!

You'll never take me alive, copper

here they are

I think I saw one of them go that way, officer

Dirty police officer, huh? You must be a chinese

I dindu nuffin

BUSTED!
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

questioners will get the gulag, fucking fag

Nothing to see her, officer

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

I'm cool officer, put the gun down

Filthy pig! Chinga tu madre puta

Shieeeett, dindu nuffin

HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

please no monkey speak

Death before surrender! DIE POLICE SCUM!

Yeah probably not if you're black. You'll either run away or get shot lol. Silly black man.

Monkey speak your ass to JAIL

Hi office all cool here

dindu nuffin offusuh, sweahtagod

Damn dad that’s spooky

>Inb4 I get shot by a dirty pig n

Jajaja corrupt pig

die on your knees or live as a free man

Aright kiddo you spending ur last days of live getting raped by a Niger in Jail

No mr polissmen, it is you who are illigal

STOP RIGHT THERE

EAT LEAD AND DIE! *pulls out a glock*

Book em

Mr. Policeman, can I have your autograph?

Rolling for death

BACKUP! WE NEED BACKUP!

Is a position for deputy open?

butts.

Hey guys, just strolling along, don't mind me

am sinlge father of 12 daughtr ples no arest

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fucking pigs

trying some nigger shit

Fuck you pig, I'll SHOOT YOU!

Flattery won't get you anywhere! To the chopping block with you!

Bring it PinkSkin

oink oink come get me

Trips means he really likes him, to the point of gay

How do I shoot my gun, officer?

nothing to hide, officer

you hypocryte

I'm calling nine eleven on you!

Uh, I can explain

Heres my papers officer

fuck off crooked cop

Glory to Arstotzka?

don't do it man, It was a prank!
Here are my singles to prove it

>nigger

Die

Keep moving, officer

dubs get

no dubs here officer

Fuckin fite me you dumb idiot cop

i dont get dubs

Fck off

How do I get dubs

like this

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME.

DON'T TAKE YOUR HANDS OF YOUR HEAD!

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:O

Fuck the 5-0

the criminals... have evolved...

Mmmm

Knock knock. Housekeeping.

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n-n-nothing here officer.

I wasn't born yesterday.
You're just a dubs-dealer looking to steal dubs while pretending to be a police officer.
HANDS UP!
I'm putting you under citizens arrest.

“Meester user no here.”

I believe you got the wrong guy pal

Sorry mam. We were pretty sure he went in there. Would you mind answering a few questions?

Pig

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Never

Single

Why don't you come with us and have a nice chat?

Fucking kek

Suck my nasty cock officer

Look, officer, singles. Now let me go, I'm already late to the virgin sacrifice.

Yo user, how'd you make your text look like that?

I’ll surrender peacefully if you find something because i cant run or fight for shit.

This is one of my all time favorite threads.

I̮̮ͯ ̦͚͎̰̰ͦ̇̕G̮͔̹͓̘̩̗̒ͬ͛Ö͉̗̭͚͇͔̰̇̾T̗̤̗̯̮ͩ͑̽̑ͧ͢ ̱̖̯̹̝̣̆ͭͣ̓͟ͅC̳̠͙̭͚̪͂ͤͨT̙̙̪̜͚̻̘̎ͤH̳̠̓̊ͨ͊͆ͪU͕͑̂ͣ́̇̚Ḽ̫̟̦̠͊ͯ̆̓ͫͨͤH̨̩̿̎U͕͑ͅ ̗T͚̩̭͈̆̄̈̑̽̑̂Ö͚̟̝́̄̀̓ͤ̏̔̀ ̩͎̼̝͙̝̠͂̃͛̎̓̚D̪͔̞̘͑̉̃͑̊ͯͨO̜̭͈̽ͅ ̳̭̖̙ͭͬ̎I̫̣͈͓͙͍ͫ͟ͅT̴͍͎͈̘̠̦ͮ̑ ͈̪͕̳̭̦͗ͪ́̋ͬF̟̙̱̄ͫ̂͗ͣ̎̎͝O̶̺̤̯̣̞R̝̟̻͕͍͖͉̋͞ ̠̥̪̽M̤̦̻͙͔̝͟Ẽ͉̝̫̯ ͉̤̣͌̌͑̔͂̇B̍Ù̊ͤ̑̍T͙̬̣̪͉͈̫͊̇̕ ͫ̌̀T̴̥̭̠̼̺̍̀̈́̊̂̚H̘͖̝̦͖͚̭̽͘E̡͙̼̎͗̐̾ͨ̃ͪ ̖̗̳̻͉̩̄S͔̻̜͕͎̤̘̀̏͒ͫ͘U̺̱ͣ̐͊͑̃ͤ͂B͊̔̐̂̎ͧ̀̚S͙͓͐̇̓C͔̰̗̥̭̦R̙̰̬̿̔̔ͯͯ̚Ỉ͢P̸̮̙͖̖̗̼ͅT͚͗͒Ĭ̴̙̹̼͚̰̮͚ͣÔ̏ͪ̋͂N̙̝͛̊̾ͨͤ̃͜ ̟̭̥̮̣̠̋͛İ̶̗͚̹͐͐S͓͚̟̻̺̳ͧ͝ ͚̖̺͇̝̋̀E̮̥̘̬̱̬̙XP̻̤͢È͓͖̝̟̎Ṇ̉̈́͌͋͌ͤ̑S̶͕̤̥̖̮̼̠̀͂ͣĮ͚̻̗̣̋̑͗ͅV̙̪͎E̥͉ ̙̼͎͔̾̉͗̇ͨ͘Å͉̳̜̗̃̈͌̒͞S̝͈̩̗̪ͯ̃ ͎̘͚́ͬ͗͒͐F̶̯͍̱̱͔ͬ̑̈̀̃ͅŮ̩̝̮͍ͬ͒͌́C̢͍͍̦̞ͭ̎͊ͅK̵͙̝̹̝̝͌ͪ̈̊̔ͅ

Nothing to see here, officer

Stop right there!

Expensive? Just got fired, so that ain't happening. Thank you for the reply though.

SHIET

Hi officer im just your tipical white guy

Am I being detained? I decline searches and seizures. Am I free to go?

hehe, why no officah i'm a jewish rabbi late for my barmitzfah, i wouldn't have any dubs on me, hehehe...

heheheh