Gun, noose, or razor blade lads? no bullshit

gun, noose, or razor blade lads? no bullshit

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Broomstick in the sphincter and a condom filled with water in the head

Swallow a bunch of razor blades

razor blades along the insides of the thighs, from just above the knee to just below the crotch. at least an inch deep.

> hands up everybody who's read "Snow Crash"

are you trying to bleed out or are you trying to make the coroner piss himself laughing?

Hey look chances are OPs a faggot who won't do anything so just trying to make you fuckers laugh

yeah, OP is always a faggot in these threads. doesn't mean we can't get some serious discussion going.

"Hiro goes back into the hops and finds T-Bone. T-Bone is dead, slumped in a kneeling position against a trellis. The stab wound through his bulletproof vest probably would have been fatal, but Raven wasn't satisfied with that. He went down low and slashed up and down the insides of T-Bone's thighs, which are now laid open all the way to the bone. In doing so, he put great lengthwise rents into both of T-Bone's femoral arteries, and his entire blood supply dropped out of him. Like slicing the bottom off a styrofoam cup."
- Neal Stephenson

:disgusting:

Cyanide

Noose of course

-42 cold.
Its the easy way. Just get naked in the woods in canada. And lay in the snow

gun(if you already own 1)>noose(long drop always)>razor blade(never)

Light myself ablaze

> hesitation cuts
> across, not down
> over tendons and not blood vessels
> stops bleeding by itself two minutes later
> sent to psych because cuts

if that's what you're after, then break open your sister's shaver - the one she trims her mustache with - fish out the tiny sliver of steel and then drop it on the floor and lose it and cry yourself to sleep.

wish i didn't live in a country that was mostly desert, now. that sounds cool.

> entire bottle of apple schnapps
> fav tunes on headphones
> lie down in the snoo

guess I'll have to find a way to make a long noose drop work, thanks mate.

no problem i speak from experience
short drop is effective but the agony is quite high
having used a razor blade the blood just stops at 1 point no matter how deep you cut
and getting a gun is bad buisness

also another method is burning coal in a closed room
if done with alcohol it's basically an endless sleep

Suicide by cop!

take everything in your mdedcine cabinet
everything in your medicine cabinet

highway overpass. extra points if you end up dangling at just the right height for your feet to pass over cars, but not trucks or buses.

End it all in a public setting.

>having used a razor blade the blood just stops at 1 point no matter how deep you cut

you aren't cutting in the right place. read up on the circulatory system.

if you can trust a cop to shoot you and kill you, and not just leave you paralysed.

>everything in your medicine cabinet

savlon, multivitamins, zantac, and hand soap. how much do i need to take before i choke on it?

Well, all, I guess. The soap is the kicker. Liquid or solid?

Granola and water


Otr bro eat up

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

razor blade, carve hammer and sickle in your arm

Don't fuckin kill yaself man. Every winter I think about freezing myself. And I get over it. If there's no reason to live.. Then there's no reason to die really either. I dunno..

death is a gift for enduring life
it takes superior intelligence to consider suicide

Murder suicide...

Nah that's fucked up. I deserve to die, but that other dude doesn't.

Call the pigs, tell them theres an innocent man at your house and you need swat,game over man.

Suicide by cop you pussy. Just get something that looks like a real gunn and call them when they get there run out "blasting" GO OUT WITH A BANG--BE A HEADLINE

Not him, but usually it's like 11+ bullets so I'm not worried.

That right there is called naturall selection "the Superior" survive..

>If there's no reason to live
>Then there's no reason to die
user's got a pretty solid point here tbh...

You either need to get laid or find something that you love and/or enjoy doing my dood

I like this post. Keep it up.

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