NO MORAL FAGS!!! What are some deceitful ways for getting laid with any woman you want (excluding celebs)...

NO MORAL FAGS!!! What are some deceitful ways for getting laid with any woman you want (excluding celebs). One idea i have is to offer them money between $500-$2,000, but pay with counterfeit or really good prop money. I don't wanna get locked up for counterfeiting though. Another idea i have is to catfish them on tinder, seduce them pretty well, and then pity them into having sex with the catfish brother (me) I'm in a wheelchair hoping the tinder method works. What are some other good ideas? Anything please!! NO MORAL FAGS!!!

Hey OP have you tried drugging these women?

Wouldn't it just be easier to work on trying to be the kind of person that women want to fuck? Ask that shit sounds stupid.

>implying he can get close enough to them in the first place

Op here im not trying to face prison time lol

If this is not bait, enjoy dying as a wizard OP.

I mean i could pay a crackhead to help me drug a girl lol

Nope

this is not a moral judgement - it is a practical solution to your issue. Accept the fact that you are not going to deceive many / any women into bed, and instead listen to this guy: Again, that is not a judgement - it is the most realistic strategy that you have

*all that shit

Dude if youre in a chair then your genes are worthless and no chick is ever going to want to breed with you.

I suggest driving that chair into a pool, or down a flight of stairs.

Young sluts would fall for it especially if you add money to the mix. I just dont wanna get hit with a counterfeit charge lol

Go up to a girl ask for what you want. Date. Then ask to take her home. Wow look at all the money you saved

That shit doesnt work!!!

Counterfeit fives then go to a bunch of different convenience stores and buy something for a dollar like honey buns or some shit. At the end of this you will have tons of real singles and loads of honey buns. If you can't get laid with a wallet full of one dollar bills and a trunk full of honey buns idk what to tell ya kid

I say go with the counterfeit money...... get an escort use fake emails fake phone number and name to contact her..... and that’s it problem solved

Thats a good way to clean counterfeit money!

Good idea

Op take your ass to Thailand!! Fuck American women they're the worst!! Prostitution is cheap as fuck they have better weather. Fuck America!!

Yeah I've heard of thailand before. Maybe i'll do some research on that place.

you are dreaming if you think you can make anything passable to even a crackhead

Lol ya OP just go to Thailand, it's nothing but a 15+ hour flight, no English speaking natives, and since you can't get laid you won't get taken advantage of.

Op ignore everyone else just do research on Bangkok or pattaya. There are plenty of Guides Online and on on YouTube. You can find a cheap place to stay for a week and enjoy life better!! Live by these words, "go where you're treated best!!"

You know what I"ll check it out sounds cool.

You could trick them into making "handicap Porn" with you. Just say you run your own site and claim you will pay them later after they sign some bullshit contract you copy pasta. Then film yourself smashing roasties snatch. Side note make sure your state won't have any statue for "rape by deception" or some bs. Some guy pulled this and i thought it was pretty genius.

Nice idea

Maybe if you're a fat neckbeard.

Sadly not my original idea. A guy already pulled it off and thanks to this man hating feminazi society we live in his state drummed up some charges on him instead of admiring his genius.

A good majority of men dont fit the looks, money, status categories attractive women want men in, so im resorting to deceitful methods ANY OTHER IDEAS ANYONE?

Wow thats crazy ill use a fake name lol