SO my friend went away for a while and shes asked me to watch her cat while she's away. I don't live very close to her, but I am the only one she knows in this town and did not hire a sitter.
I last fed the cat on thursday with a WHOLE CAN of that mushy food and I left the kibbles literally overflowing and lots of water.
Please tell me I can stay home today and I can just feed it tomorrow.
Ian Jackson
Go to her house and snoop on her computer and in her room, find her vibrator and post pics.
Brandon Torres
Fucking furry die. Also just check on the cat before it burns the fucking house down
Evan Allen
Idk her password, she doesn't trust me enough for that I guess
If there is no threat of starvation I'm inclined to wait till tomorrow
Noah Ramirez
>she doesn't trust me enough for that I guess a trust issue? do you give out your own passwords to friends and family? silly cunt
Jaxon Walker
nono dont get me wrong. I was just stream of consciousness typing, i dont care, i dont give passwords
Jayden Gonzalez
It'll probably be fine
Zachary Young
Yiff in hell, disgusting furfag.
Asher White
she asked you to watch her cat. how can you watch it from home?
Thomas Sullivan
hgfh
Tyler Torres
Raid the laundry bin, then sniff used panties
Cooper Hall
>WHOLE CAN how bigs a can? grams?
Noah Sullivan
This isn't a yiff thread, an animals life hangs in the balance. I personally think its well fed. She never finishes the kibbles by the time I come back.
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is this what you guys would do if your hot close female friend gave you her keys
Uh, the normal sized ones? Looks like this. She said half is feeds for a day, so I put in the whole thing hoping I could come back in 2 days. Maybe its 6 grams. Is the standard 6? im not there right now
Blake Diaz
> >is this what you guys would do if your hot close female friend gave you her keys
Pretty much. Would also post the underwear and snoop around for dildos
Brody Hughes
Cmon guys this is why the women hate us. We can be objectionably superior if we keep doing panty raids. No matter how satisfying
But also I never thought about whether she had sex toys. She might have one good vibrator but idk
James Morgan
Wet food rots after a couple hours like any normal food retard. That cat is going to be sick and shitting everywhere, probably starving and dehydrated too. You guaranteed kitty food poisioning because youre being a lazy shit.
Gabriel Wilson
>Maybe its 6 grams. Is the standard 6? 6 grams? absolute madman. looks more like 100 I dont have a cat but if that is 2 days worth of food + the kibble, then I guess that could be fine. My dog skips his food somedays
How far is the walk? id probably go just in case if i were you
James Jackson
I could open a 55 gallon drum of chili and feed my family for a week but I wouldn't just open it and leave it to rot for a few days as OP has done.
Lincoln Morales
So its sounding like I have to leave my home today, fine.
Yeah that was not to scale, its hockey puck sized.
It's not a walk, its more like an hour with public transportation
Lmao you're right. It's just the owner told me I could get away with a whole can if I didn't wanna show up everyday.
Parker Taylor
Then the cat owner is lazy and misinformed you. Wet cat food needs to be refrigerated and generally is for the "meals" and kibble is just there for snacking between.
Ian Edwards
the cat would probably finish the wet food within the first day. Even then, ive seen my dog eat his old shitty food the next day before i could throw it out and hes never been sick
Benjamin Adams
She doesn't refrigerate them, she just leaves them on top of the fridge. Sealed of course. I also feel like the cat probably eats it all at once. Haven't walked in on any messes either.
But alright I've been spooked into going today.
Dominic Peterson
You refridgerate after opening and portioning half.
Robert White
oh no yeah I haven't, I've been dishing out the full can fuck
Lincoln Thompson
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Kevin Turner
You have a good point there. You have to look for the vibrator tho
Hudson Cruz
>being so lazy that you are willing to put a cats life on the line just so you don't have to check on it. Okay bud.
Mason James
dude do you not want to eat for 2 days, bc thats pretty much what you are doing to KT