Questions for you guys:

Questions for you guys:
>Why do you call your country America? It's the US
>Why do you think you're the only country with freedom?
>Why do you have your shoes on inside?

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thenation.com/article/how-saddam-husseins-execution-contributed-to-the-rise-of-sectarianism-in-the-middle-east/
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i dont know why we call it america, because we have gun rights and a constintuiton and because its rude to wear socks to a house party or somethong

USA stands for United States of America, dipshit. Google our fucking country first.

Technically Mexico is Estados Unidos Mexicanos, but everyone just calls it Mexico....

It's like saying I'm European because I'm Norwegian. It's wrong and it's wrong.

Because we are the only country with freedom, we have the bestest and longest lasting freedom of any country, like, ever.

The Jewnited States of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Divided States of Embarassment, Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumbfuckistan, The Zionist States of Israelistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, The Great Satan, the Black States of America, United Failed States Of America, United Rogue States Of America or just America (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #2 on top ten fattest countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-Spanish, also known as the Mexicans.

Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. They believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of baby-dick.

The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet, mostly because is inhabited by the sort of people who can order a murder for hire but are too refined to look at the pictures. America is one of the most hypocritical countries of the world, its self-perception based on lies and myths, the biggest myth about America is the thesis that it's a Democracy, de facto America is not a Democracy its an Oligarchy.

Virtually every American believes that, despite a corporate owned government, a deadweight economy, monstrous levels of prejudice and discrimination, rampant obesity, patent hypocrisy, a two-class society, cable news, growing politicization, and spray-on cheese, that this is the greatest country to ever exist. How cute.
In America, everyone is fat and ugly and horrifically ignorant.
50% of Americans don't know the nearest star is called "the sun", how far away that star is, or how long it takes for the earth to travel around it.
In America, it is wrong to criticize anyone based on their weight - even if they weigh over 500 fucking pounds.
90% of Americans know that in WWII 6 million jews died, but have no idea how many Americans.
In entry to America, your IQ drops 20 points and your waistline expands 20 inches.
In America you can get a pizza delivered to your house faster than you can get an ambulance.
In America, you MUST love the Jews or else you're a Nazi.
In America, niggers are either sent to prison, or the Presidency.
In America, serial killers have fan clubs.

>I don't
>I don't
>Only poor people and dirtbags wear shoes inside. I don't know one person who wears shoes in anyone's home.
Question for you:
>Why are people outside the US so obsessed the the US?

In America, there are more fat people than there are people.
In America, when a group of muslims kill civilians, they are called cowards. When an American soldier kills civilians, they are called heroes.
In America, they'll tell you to "git out of America if you don't like it", even if you aren't in America. However It's illegal to commit suicide and you'll get shot if you do try to cross the border OUT. Truth be told you can't leave America if the government doesn't want you to.
In America, people think that the reason they didn't win the lottery is because they didn't pray hard enough.
In America, people get in their cars and drive to their mailbox.
In America, all women believe they are entitled to date a 6 foot tall, millionaire fireman with two PhD's and a 10 inch dick.
In America, all men think they are entitled to date a borderline anorexic supermodel with tits bigger than her head and a PhD in sucking what's left of their dick.
In America, you must side with the opposite party of the president, and you'll have to change your political party every time a different president gets into office.
In America, the sacred right of voting is so important you must wait until you are an adult of 18 to exercise it, but you have to be 21 to drink a beer.
In America, it is mandatory to despise anyone who doesn't vote for a bought-and-paid scumbag politician.
In America, they believe that voting will make a difference and that letting others choose for them somehow makes their votes more powerful.
In America, there is no bigger sin than not owning a television.

because you stick your fucking jew noses in everyone elses business

In America, media figures calling Obama a "Nazi communist fascist Muslim Antichrist" are taken seriously.
In America they have drive-through ATMs with braille lettering.
In America there are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
In America, men believe removing 40% of the penis (roughly five hundred thousand nerves) will somehow not lessen sensation.
In America, the military advertises in the help wanted section.
In America anyone with a Spanish name is instantly demoted to "dirty brown Mexican" status regardless of how cold, bland, and pasty he or she may actually be.
When traveling abroad, most Americans believe that the native population of whatever country they are visiting should speak perfect and unaccented English, even though the only thing they themselves know how to say in the native language is "Where's the bathroom?"
In many countries in the world, people don't make enough money to eat. In America, people pay money to lose weight.
In America, it's common to see a single person driving around in a giant truck/SUV that can easily seat 20 people and only gets 6 miles to the gallon.
In America, having a huge, noisy, gas-guzzling vehicle makes other Americans think your penis is HUGE.
In America, working 20 hours a week longer than the average European to uphold an equal lifestyle is seen as a virtue.
In America, people with no health insurance rabidly protest the government wanting to give everyone health insurance.

In America, if you question them dumping toxic chemicals into the food and water supply, they'll call you a dirty hippy and beat the shit out of you.
In America, writing on the sidewalk with chalk is considered destruction of public property.
In America, they don't know that the Film Harry Potter is in English.
In America, You must Hate Arabs with all your soul and heart, or they'll think you're a traitor that needs to die.
In America, they'll fucking murder you if you believe people shouldn't have the right to spew out a hoard of screaming brats.
In America, they'll fucking murder you if you admit to being an atheist.
In America, they'll fucking murder you for being a fag.
In America, they'll fucking murder you for wearing a turban.
In America, they'll fucking murder you for being more free than the average free man.
In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing out their hypocrisy, use logic and reality to prove them wrong, win an argument against them, or for telling the truth.
In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking shit about their beloved taxes.
In America, everyone is convinced USA won WWII, despite every serious historian knowing that USSR defeated the Reich, Americans just came over Europe to loot what's left before Soviets could.

In America, they'll fucking murder you for pointing that the real reason of the end of the Cold War was a through systemic defences induced implosion of the Communism, so its historically incorrect to say the USA won the Cold War, actually the most US-Americans think that only because they are uneducated.
The average penis size of men (of all racial backgrounds, including blacks) in the USA is only 5.1", the lowest on the American Double-Continent; probably due to unhealthy food.
The USA waging a war against Terrorism and for Democracy, but ironically they are allied with Saudi Arabia, a totalitarian state which supports Terrorism
The USA had always supported (in Southern Vietnam, in Chile, in Indonesia), and nowadays still support Dictatorships and repressive regimes, an other instance of their hypocrisy
In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about their lost (in Vietnam, in Afghanistan ect.) or their power political and economical motivated wars and military interventions (the Yugoslavian Wars, the War in Iraq or the Military Intervention in Libya)
US-Americans are to stupid and/or to uneducated to realize that USA is not a Democracy any more
In America 400,000 people die every year from the effects of obesity
In America, they'll fucking murder you for talking about the Human Rights Violations, War Crimes and Crimes against Humanity committed by their Military
In America, they'll just fucking murder you, okay?

I'm a 'murrican and you won't get an argument from me if you are saying the US should leave the rest of the world along and quit starting retarded wars. I agree 100%. We're not all cheese-whiz guzzling idiots.

Because most of them are poor, cucked by Muslims, actual Muslims, or some combination of the above

In Soviet Russia car drives you

I know but your international reputation is going down the toilet since the early nineties. If i had the choice of removing any nation to make the world a better place for humanity canada would be an island

Found the edgy white American teenager.

It's called United States of America so they shorten it to just America. To be fair I don't think Canadians or Mexicans, which are part of North America, want to be called Americans. So as far as I'm concerned they can keep calling themselves American. Leaffag here btw.

Troll not sure if you are

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I think has been going down the toilet since the Vietnam conflict but okay. If you had your way the Western world would be taken over by wild jihoodies within a few years.

Truths about Americans

Taught from an early age to trust the government and the handed down education system that only teaches the positives of their country.
Corporations rule the nation, even if they initially pay the extra billions for the tax reform, it will be mostly rebated as per usual in GDP taxation, 10.5% is the tax rate for GDP and 1.5% is kept, 2% goes to NATO and 7% is rebated back to the companies. So they only pay avg 350bn a year, while the normal working American populace pay 2.5 trillion a year in taxes.
Thinking food made from the shittiest meat and sinew (MRM/MSM) and having chemicals and additives massively added to their food is somehow premium quality.
Thinking that because they pay a fortune for their healthcare or insurance that means they have the best healthcare, when it is woeful at best, highest counts of malpractices.
They think they are free, but are controlled tightly by the government.
Think they bring freedom to everywhere they go, ignorant to what they did in wars, ignorant thinking they won them single handed.
Ignorant to other cultures, complains about other foreigners going to the US and not adapting, cries like bitches when they go to other countries and don't adapt and people complain.
Essentially Americans are hypocrites.

Half the shit you said in all of your replies is completely wrong you liberal fag

The US caused the jihadis. If the middle east had been left alone and you guys hadnt gone in there spreding "freedom" the world would be a better place

Yea. Muslims were a peaceful, civilized people before the US came along 241 years ago.

No not really but they stayed the fuck away from the rest of us

The US didn't cause years of horrific drought in parts of the middle east that led to the current migration crisis.

the current crisis is caused by the destabilization of the middle east that resulted when you toppled Saddam. Educate yourself. Stop watching fox and cnn

My family is from Az Zarzur. No offence but you don't know what you are talking about mate. Maybe it is you who needs to find a better news source.

Think the first question was solved.
We don’t think we are the only country with freedom. We did refine what a democracy should be in the late 1700’s we did implement the longest standing government known to date. We have our issues but the founding fathers apparently got it right because since then the world has been shifting finding ways to replicate what they did. And as more and more information is Available to common people the more democracy has spread its nearly doubled in the past 20 years. We don’t think we are the only ones with freedom we just answer the call when there is injustice to those who deserve freedom or who are being treated with such disregard for human life it can’t be bared anymore. We don’t like wars and conflict but we don’t like dictators and children being murdered and gassed decide which matters more. It’s a balance and it’s a shitty one it’s not so simple but it is the reason people think freedom because we attempt to create and inspire free way of life for all. Shoes no one wears shoes inside all the time. We aren’t over the top and take them off right before we get inside but why not wait till they are where we want them to take them off

What does the war in Iraq have to do with Syria being shitty. That’s a weird connection. Toppling Iraq has nothing to do with Syria’s crazy ass

Oh yea ok, the us and freedom and democracy single handily created that culture right because they are so peaceful the idea of women’s rights and freedoms and other freedoms just inspired mad men to murder and chop peoples heads off. No

I agree that the US should have never taken Saddam out. Say what you want about Saddam but he know how to keep those wild animals in line.

>Go to America on holiday
>Plane lands to thunderous applause and deafening cheering
>Step off the plane, hungry
>Get a cheese and tomato sandwich from the airport
>Halfway through eating, a policeman approaches me
>"Excuse me, sir. But what in the hell is that?"
>Forgot that it's illegal in America to eat a sandwich without meat on it
>Escorted to McDonalds by the policeman
>Walk in, order the cheapest meal they have, policeman has a gun to my head
>Suddenly my XXXL coke with extra sugar starts shaking like that cup of water in Jurassic Park
>It's lunchtime
>Thousands of Americans storm the McDonalds, demanding nuggets and fries
>Caught in the stampede, leg is broken pretty bad
>Ambulance is called, have to pay the driver $500 fee because I have no insurance
>Eventually get to the hospital, have to pay the driver $20 tip before I can go inside
>Doctor tells me it's $300,000 to fix my leg
>Can't afford it
>He shoves me in the direction of the exit
>Hobble out in excrutiating pain
>It's dinner time
>A few Americans mistake my broken leg for a turkey drumstick and start chewing on it
>Medical bill is now over $450,000
>Desperately trying to reach the British Embassy for help
>Cut across a field
>Shot dead by angry Americans going on their daily shooting spree
>They eat my dead body
>0/10 travel experience would not recommend

You are literally a European

That was the point I was making user; I was being sarcastic.

I didn’t say saddam should have stayed in power. The issue is we went in with no filler like there needs to be an uprising on the fringe or some political opponent with some attention that can jump in and take over. If not the vacuum that was left creates this. We also didn’t understand their culture enough and they just don’t fuckinf care about their country and freedoms the way we do. They don’t have the want to or fight in them to stand up and make democracy work they just kind of aren’t like ehh put someone in there that will decide shit for us

independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iraq-crisis-tony-blair-admits-removal-of-saddam-hussein-is-partly-to-blame-for-uprising-9557640.html

thenation.com/article/how-saddam-husseins-execution-contributed-to-the-rise-of-sectarianism-in-the-middle-east/

nytimes.com/2015/12/23/opinion/how-saddam-hussein-gave-us-isis.html

Yea reading it in hindsight I see that lol well hifive same side haha

>>Why do you have your shoes on inside
feels good

>Go to America on holiday
>Have a meal at a restaurant
>Get the bill
>Waitress starts shouting at me until I tip her
>Walk out of restaurant
>Tip the door as it closes behind me
>Wave for a cab
>Tip the cab driver for stopping
>He drives me to my destination
>Pay the fare and have to tip him
>As I get out a man robs me at gunpoint, in broad daylight
>Other people see it but don't care
>Give him my wallet plus a tip
>Call the police
>I need to give them my card details over the phone so they can access my account and get a tip
>Finally a police car arrives after the payment has processed
>Officers want a tip
>Have no money left to tip them
>They arrest me
>Get charged with perverting the cause of justice and causing mental distress
>They have a better lawyer than me
>Get sentenced to 6 back-to-back life sentences in jail without parole
>The guards ask for a tip on the way out of the courtroom
>Get frustrated and scream that I have no money
>The guards grab their guns
>"STOP RESISTING"
>They fire 400 rounds from 5 feet away and hit me twice in the chest
>0/10 travel experience would not recommend

>Truth be told

Who the actual fuck wears their shoes inside? When I get home from work, my shoes only cross about three feet of carpet before they are kicked off and thrown into a corner.

Not really, it all started when US fucked with Iran and failed. Things were pretty dandy in middle east before that.

Well, before that but after WW2. Before WW1, middle east is a totally different place, and nobody was happy after WW1

You got to go back

Norway, Niger same thing

Mexican detected

You got to go back

You described just about every nation dip shit

Where the fuck are you getting your info on USA from if you're coming up with silly questions like that?

Amerigo Vespucci.
I don't.
I don't.