How do i tell my girlfriend she needs to lose weight

how do i tell my girlfriend she needs to lose weight

"lose some weight, fatass"

By getting /fit/ together, dumbass

>brown skinned kids
>dark hair kids

haha cuck

Post-it note on the fridge

Does she work? Who makes more money? Who pays the bills?
Establish your position of authority then just tell her.

Start going to the gym and take her with. She doesn't have to workout with you, but she needs to do something.

just say it straight and sincerely. the rest is up to her, ultimately. whether she takes it the wrong way, or if she agrees. and finally if she decides to do anything about it (probably won't)

DO what i did, divorce her and get a new gf

buy her a jump rope and make her sleep on the floor next to the bed.

they're not our kids cuck

>>Hitting it from behind
>> Mention you love her huge ass
>> Repeat until she gets a complex
>>Post before/after photos in pics you shouldn't share thread

Losing weight is about diet, not exercise

Exactly.

No kids?

"you need to loose weight"
are you a man or pussy?

you're an idiot

Let her catch you looking at porn of skinny chicks

I bet you are either fat or extremely unhealthy.... or both.

Getting SHREDDED is about diet. loosing weight heavily hinges on being active.

you need to accept her as she are, moot. also welcome back to Sup Forums

at first i thought it was moot wtf

Buy her a dress a little bit small

I don't think you should worry bout her weight. Her obvious love of Latino cock is the more obvious problem lol

No kids, sits on her fat ass all day eating chocolate wand watching vampire diary's.
My new model has a smoking hot body, but has PD, also i am sure she is cheating on me, but as long as i get to fuck her no love lost

THIS.
Tell her you want to get in better shape but you want her to do it with you so you have motivation.

Ask her if she's pregnant. When she says no ask if she's sure because she's putting on weight.

Fuck a skinny girl in front of her.

Nice comb over

Punch her in the stomach and yell traps are gay

Buy thin mints instead of oreos.

Use words faggot, jesus christ. Open your breathy hole, exhale and mouthe the words please lose weight, how the fuck is this even hard. I told my girl I would dump her if she got fat and she started exercising, it's that easy.

/thread

Get a skinny sidechick.

moot / 10

Go around and reinforce all of the furniture.

>be pregnant with another arab / nigger then deliver, when another most beautiful gift of nature will be born she'll lose like 3 kilos

Kek

this

Tell her you wanna put butter on her pussy and eat it because it looks like a dinner roll

Ask her if she wants some cake. If she says no or yes you reply with "of course you do".

GF is getting fattie too. We're reaching our 30's and decay is starting to kick in for her. I got fat as the years past too, but the impact on women that age is huge. Her celulites are getting out of control. It's getting to a point I'm not that attracted to her anymore.

Problem is she's the first to fumble our diets, always. Next year we're going ti the gym and I'm forcing a diet on us. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what to do next.

mexican?

She doesn't need to. You're just an ableist. Fat isn't a choice, so just accept it.

you can do whatever you want, but i doubt anything you say will be effective. she looks like the kind of chick that got everything in high school, and then after she got fat.

this, i was going to say that. do you want to start working out together. my physical therapist said that her and her husband tried going to the gym together, it didn't work out.