What would make you believe in KEK?

What would make you believe in KEK?

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Singles.

I already do
Praise Kek

kek is infinite

quads

I am not worthy

an omen

or George Soros getting rapemurdered by a "refugee"

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kek has forsaken me

Anything is possible when you believe

my doubles.

Him shitting on your street.

motherfucker

You just believe harder in meme magic
Praise Kek

Is kek-religion Ortodox Christianity-friendly?

My doubles as well.

Kek

OH FUCK

PRAISE KEK

KEK DUBS

kek is alive and I am his vessel through which he spreads his magik. Kneel before me!

Kek is with us

devil

kek is satan

Praise Kek.

Hail the lord, son of Man, saviour of the world, whose blood can cleanse all your sins if you ask upon him, blessed be thy,

Jesus Christ

KEK IS A LIE. I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE PATHETIC FROG.

SHOW YOURSELF.

Quints

When Jesus said "turn the other cheek" he wasn't talking about your asscheeks, Sven.

Kek has shown you mercy

repent

Kek is here.

You had a britbong flag yesterday.

Shitty roleplaying, you've got to make your own luck faggots

I invoke the five elements of the universe

Earth
Water
Fire
Air
Ether

Manifest kek unto this thread, so everyone can see thy potent one

nope, was not on Sup Forums yesterday

pls show mercy, o great kek. I'll never stray from your path again.praise kek.

Dont blaspheme God, thats something which God can not forgive if you continue. Its not worth it.

Lord heket please come to this thread

K E K

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This is some reddit-tier meme. Combine with "first post best post", and you have a full reddit grade shit.

kek isn't real if singles

My meme is better than your meme, the post.

Probably not. Competition

When Lord Emperor Trump wins the election I will truly believe.

Repeating digits

An ID which has kek in it getting trips

Trump becoming elected

George Soros being culturally enriched

Doubles

Any of these things

No it isn't. This meme start it on Sup Forums fuck off

Kek shall bestow quads in this thread, but not on my post.

with your powers combined...

Ancient Egyptian Memes > Jewish Memes

TRUMP WILL WIN IN A LANDSLIDE

SO SAYS KEK

99

PRAISE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Follow or else...burn in hell. Not exactly moral behaviour for an all powerful being. Pay taxes or else... Go to jail. Same shit different people. We are Kek's will and he is our will.

You'd be surprised.

Kek is not real, repeating digits are bound to happen, they don't mean anything at all, it is the natural course of things.

trips

You know what would, OP.

Anything other than a 5

Off by two!!!!

Dubs.

My theory is that filtering 'cuck' to 'kek' and the sheer amount of times we used his name somehow awoke this entity and now he browses Sup Forums and probably hates Jews.

Deez nuts

It's the power of a mass of people willing Kek's will. We are Kek's will and kek is our will

There is only one source, and one source only.

youtube.com/watch?v=RoYCUtIRP30

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It was never a threat of hell. Not once did I say that.
If you read the bible, its perfectly fine to obey God by nothing but fear, its even encouraged.

Everyone seem to have so much knowledge, but I guess no one here have even read the bible.
Forgot all the religious stuff, its actually an amazing piece of scripture.

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PRAISE HIM!!!!!!

PRAISE HIM!!!!!!

PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know. You tell me.

KEK, praise me

Some trips would be nice

That's exactly my point. Why would an all powerful good merciful being need to use the threat of damnnation. It's manipulations through fear and in extreme examples indoctrination into believing everything is predetermined for you by God so you have no free will or choice in life at all.

>a leaf

Hamburger is that all you have for me?

Doubles

>implying I don't already beleive

Heretic

Yes.

LET ME HAVE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE KEK

GOD DAMMIT IM KILLING MYSELF GOOD BYE

Go shit on some poo in the loo's and praise kek

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I have trouble believing in things I can't see.

Unless I get tripples, I'll continue to be a non-believer.

Glory to kek in the highest!

Toilet leaf.

giving me repeating integers

Kek has delivered you the knowledge and art of memetic warfare.

And he delivered us many of victory.

If this isnt enough evidence I must say Woe Unto You Sir!

PRAISE HIM AND THE TRUTH SHALL BECOME APPARENT

>dubs thread on Sup Forums xd
I know this board is basically a giant shitpost but this is retarded

no.

you have forsaken Kek.

Brush your teeth extra hard and let the blood from your gums poole in the sink.

rinse well and gargle the frog song.

There is only one God, and his name is Donald Trump.

have i not done enough?
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Redpill me more on how ancient cultures used repeating patterns as prophecy.

I must know if I am one of Kek's chosen.

Once again Almighty Kek (BBTF) has enlightened us with his wrapped-in-a-riddle wisdom. This is what the numbers mean, Mason:
"He who is without greed in heart, mind and soul shall be blessed with the holy numbers"

The more I meme, the more this prophecy rings true.

In the name of the Trump, and the Baron and the holy Kek, I bless this thread.

Do not anger KEK lest you feel the wrath of his meme magic

>Terrorist attack kills 1488 people
>Terrorist captured alive named Pepe

Two dubs in-a-row :0

Viewing meme magic in action has been enough to put my faith in Kek

Praise Kek

KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

HAPPENING IMMINENT!!!!!!

doc says time for sleep

bless all that love frogs and trump

Kek, as funny to some as it may be is nothing more than a false God promoted on this website to draw more people from YHWH, only he is capable of running things and doing what some would give 'Kek' credit for.

Nothing more than a new age false God.

Do not be deceived. However people are starting to look at things more proactively, seeing the events God is unfolding through divine power, however they are applying it to the wrong God.

sounds like we have heard this story before?

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