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Theresa May is the new Jeb! edition

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LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF

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anime

back to discord

STOP BULLYING

why do aussies and kiwis think they can tell people what they can and can't post on /brit/?

fuck off to your own general, you boring, unfunny sacks of shit.

someone post the leftypol discord link
i mean... it does exist right? you're not all just insane rorkes upset about corbyn winning the debate... right?

u first

got Sup Forums all riled up lads

Edit: oops wrong chat

>try to post a wojak for an aussie to use as an act of kindness
>it get sabotaged by vileslugs
can't do anything right

Someone on frog twitter just got this tattoo. Praise Kek. It looks so badass. I want to get one but smaller.

all in their tiny heads

>UK now the worst-performing advanced economy in the world after post-Brexit vote slump

might in with this communism gimmick

haven't seen a gimmick rattle the runt cage this hard in a long time

i forgive you

just volunteered to read out a poem to hundreds of people at my uni

>>>/karachi/

I WAS GOING TO POST THIS ONE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT RAAAAAAAAAAA

confident that when i tell people on the internet why their political view is wrong and why mine is right i convince them to change their opinions

useless sack of shit

discord.com/gay

You'll be great.

a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet - goes on

Got sacked from Greggs for saying there was a global Jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race via mass migration and race mixing propaganda.

cheers mate

state of this country

Fingernails are getting a bit ridiculous now.

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kill yourselves fucking rorkes...

i should've just done a degree in finance cos its the only thing actually interesting enough for me to do in my free time

don't hate anyone
just love fucking feminine holes

simple arse

pleasantly surprised amex is widely accepted in the uk

ahhh the ballet

bet your manager browses leftypol

lad at work (paki) never shutted up about the jews
use to back him up sometimes to rile the normballs

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jeb should've won anyway he was the true neet candidate

finally sacked the repulsive runt at work, greeting customers with "hello nigger!" was the last straw

bitcoin is NOT finance

broken britain

what if corbs won the election

good luck lad, i'm sure you'll do fine

sacked two men when the postie poked those blueys though the flyscreen
the welfare state dried up ten years before

back to discord now leftypol

>Is the new Jew

was getting two steak bakes, a tuna crunch and some dr pepper from greggs when one of the employees was getting a bollocking from the manager
bit embarrassing really, the manager was a fat manlet

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source?

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similar to trump and brexit all the runts upset would balance out the negative consequences so its fine

also been buying some stocks and trying to learn more about the stock market
why aren't currencies finance?

will never happen

don't let the leftypol shills make you think he has any chance at all

ordinarily i'd agree but one of my lecturers died suddenly so its during his memorial service. thought it would be a nice gesture coz he was a top bloke.

ta x

Theresa May didn't even show up to the debate.

disrespectful to those children who died.

back to /britpol/ rorkey rorkies

OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*goes back to /brit/*

only if you go back to leftypol discord you degenerate scumbag

>Conservatives: 330 seats
>Labour: 229 seats
>326 seats to form a government

Alright lads, how's Labour going to win 100+ seats? Which seats does May stand to lose?

Rorke's leftypol conspiracy is almost as dumb as his jewish conspiracy to genocide the white race! Dismal!

evil melty faced slag

>ywn be an Australian tradie

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>targeted advertising knows i have tinnitus
what the fuck, i've never searched anything about it or anything but it's giving me adverts about tinnitus
how have they figured this out?

honestly hope labour will win, cause mess, and as a result cancel brexit.
still better scenario than tories

Aching when will I ever be painless

business idea: /centrepol/

both are correct

Tovarishch Jezza will rule the earth.

google it you mug

>look up a map of seats and their respective parties
>it's literally a population map

blowing my mind right now

wew

back to discord

aaaaaaaaaah yes, America

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no it's 74kb

hmmm

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I played on stage for years as a musician, here is my advice:

1. Practice the fuck out of it. Find somewhere you can read it out loud, and go over it as much as possible. Also, practice as close to the performance time as possible, so it's fresh. When you practice, imagine as much as possible that you're on stage. Try to recreate how it will be.

2. Enjoy it, or at least fake like you're enjoying it. If something goes wrong, you can simply, easily laugh it off, and if the crowd laugh, they'll be laughing with you, so relax and have fun. That goes for practice, too.

3. Alcohol. If possible, have a pint (half if you're a girl). NO MORE THAN THAT. But if you're not used to alcohol and think it will make you drunk, leave it.

4. Breathing. Seems obvious, but breathing is the key to controlling yourself. Before getting up, take a deep breath, hold it for a second, and focus all your nervous energy to your solar plexus, and then away as you breathe out. Practice this and do it once or twice before the performance.

>mila kunis wouldn't like my willy
RUINED my day

companies share data. if you posted about it here, or on social media, or searched for treatments on amazon then those companies logged it, attached it to your name, then sold that data to other advertisers

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just don't like her face simple as. gives me the willies.

they can't
labour's going to get a large boost from young voters nationwide, but like ukip in 2015, won't make any difference in actual constituencies

but i've never done any of that because i don't really mind about it so i don't care about a treatment
the only thing it could be is maybe the volume i put videos at or something
MAD time to be alive tbqh

>using Grammarly

>it starts flagging my use of manpower and mankind as gender-biased language


can i just use an app without leftypol infesting it

proddy kike propaganda
the Bishop will hear of this

*kills jester*

YANKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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thanks mate. only volunteered 20 mins ago and already rehearsed like 10 times. think i've got a good flow going.

>implying labour is more likely to cancel brexit than the tories
lmao, are jez doesnt like the EU or free movement

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Quite hilarious yanks snip off the ends of their cocks with all the nerve endings in it.

the kike

are the queens guard like the best of the best or something? seems like a bit of a waste of resources if so, they just stand around

r u ok hun x

its insane. facebook probably has face-recognition images of us every time we've appeared in public cos some mong took a selfie on the high street

it's upon us

man 8 chan is so shit
impossibly slow
slower than Krautchan

he wasn't very good at that arm switching marching routine

here's how it's done

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