What would you do if you knew there were men with guns coming to kill you right now?

What would you do if you knew there were men with guns coming to kill you right now?

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Check so my door is locked.
It's rated 9/10 on the burglar scale (tested by fire department) and is fireproof for up to 35 minutes.
Basically a solid piece of steel surrounded by hardwood, deadbolted into the walls.
And I live on the 8th floor so don't need to worry about windows. Police station is 5 minutes away.
I'm safe.

36 minutes of fire and you're dead easy

/This

I had a safety door installed last year. Feels good fam.

Cops and fire department will be here within 5 minutes so...

Get on my knees with my hands up and crawl towards them

read >Police station is 5 minutes away

Try to suck them off before I die

only if you notice the fire (which you won't)

Jack off to black dudes cumming in and on white girls some more.

'i sleep'

>Police station is five minutes away

Who do you think is coming to kill you user?

I have way too many guns and too much body armor for that to bother me too much.

Grab my kit (bag with tools,supplies etc) and head outside.
It's -22 C pitch black and pretty much a blizzard outside.
I know this area like the back of my hand, they don't.
Guns are no use if they can't find me.
So while they search my house or die from the weather I'm already in safety.

Why wouldn’t you put it on and load some magazines?

I have my own custom made self defense system on (or should I say under) my property.
Don't tell anyone though, it's very illegal.
Oh and I got guns and a cellar that's basically a panic room.

>which you won't
Why the hell wouldn't I notice the fire?
>smoke detectors all over building
>dog

I notice when my neighbor sneaks out at night. If a god damn fire was blazing at my door I'd know.

Open the door

dam you need to mind your own business

Wonder why the fuck they're coming after me considering I don't talk to anyone

I have a machine gun

Allahu Ackbar!

Greet them with open arms

>What would you do if you knew there were men with guns coming to kill you right now?
Go outside, get in boat, drive away.

grab my sword and pray to end up in valhalla i guess

>open window
>jump out
>hide in bush/snow/dark of night

Laugh since I'm currently on base with nearly 400 armed men.

>realize that I'm not American
>no more men with guns trying to kill me
>live in peace and prosper

suck my ass so hard that the noise repels all intruders

What I thinkwould happen: I hide, get away from the house, and go on the run

What would really happen: I hide; they find me; I scream like a bitch; get shot

what if the men coming to kill you ARE those 400 armed men

Build a blanket fort and set up my defenses.

Turn 360° and walk away

Probably go outside as i don't want my brain blow on the wall of my mum's house.

I literally live in low orbit, there is absolutely no fucking way any vehicle can approach my station without spending at least 15 minutes (at least) directly smack in the middle of my defence system range.

I took out so many in the last year they have a fucking floor in the pentagon specifically for strategies on how to approach me.

And none of you will, I will guard this prison until my time is up, at which point my successor would have already taken command of the shop.

>Black Knight pilot 118 drops the mic on your sad inmate asses.

I would elevate my consciousness and ascend to a higher plane.

>Your laughably puny weapons are ineffectual against a super-dimensional energy beast

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

hang myself and leave a note saying haha i win, cunt.