Trump General - Imperial edition

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday

Mark Halperin gives BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ:
youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8

>Delegates Trump: 1,239 (+2 More than Needed)
(Hit the ‘magic number’ on May 26th)

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
>Trump in Fresno, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ZIhMTBxaGc0

INTERVIEWS
>Ben Garrison on Infowars 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wP11dz5vpXc
>Scott Adams on Real Time w/ Bill Maher 5/27/16
youtu.be/rMERNoQm5DE
>O’Reilly Special – The Trump Phenomenon
youtu.be/NI4Xc6oHEjQ

ENTERTAINMENT
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
>Anti-Trump Protester Harasses young mother, gets Humiliated
youtube.com/watch?v=zf75ngqELk8
>Introducing: TrumpCoin
youtube.com/watch?v=iMM-X0mDonI
>Trump Parody: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
youtube.com/watch?v=H6o5roOqaBM
>Trump – Everybody Hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=d9Kdx8HrIg0

Thread Theme Song: youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/WSyiM34DFzM
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/737232540436664320
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/737239685295181824
youtube.com/user/MarkDice/videos
youtube.com/watch?v=uv4Fvs9jQpc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

This is a le movement
LE AWOOOOVMENT!!!11

Also MAGA, Trump 2016, he WILL win
Also, secret Trump thread for cool kids

MOVEMENT

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JEEZ OH MAN LOOK AT THE TIME

Dilbertman at it again

Really makes you think huh....

Man, people really overestimate the bite of a NeverTrump Creed.

Kristol's going to have a hard time scrounging up more than the crust of the Conservative bloc if he's straight up trying to shill for the Hill. Mr. Johnson's first salvo against Trump was literally a Square One 'non-starter', making him a weak-ass Johnny-Come-Lately. In short, unless Bernie grows some fuckin' balls the Independents are gonna be fucking useless yet again.

Guys, is it time we ban porn? It's responsible for Trump.

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Trump is FINISHED. Clinton is FINISHED.

Its time for the BERNSTER to shine! I can't wait for Hillary to be indicted and for Bernie to ABSOLUTELY trample Drumph in the general. Every single poll has Bernie winning by 10+.

youtu.be/WSyiM34DFzM

Look at these mexican savages at the San Diego rally; disgusting

The debate Donald

>the Independents are gonna be fucking useless yet again.

It's better that way anyway

awoo~

Is joe a cuck today?

Why would we? It's as old as Civilization. Ergo, Trump is a natural outgrowth of Civilization.

this triggers reddit shills

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This pedowood expose thread is literally being saged as we speak

it does not come on today bro

Would fug. No homo.

ted pls go

I agree. It's over for him.

why not? It's monday
Is there something special today?

was news to me too. its a public holiday in the us

To answer your question though, Joe is a cuck every day

The God-Emperor is angry.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/737232540436664320

Memorial Day, I would guess. American 'Holiday'.

why can't america just die already

kek

Ha, that first reply is way more pro-Trump than the author intended

it's fucking weird how much his tweets read like emails from my family

I have no idea what he's saying.

Because you faggots still have one last beacon of hope to save the world.

Don't fuck it up

I'm pretty sure this is the highest res pic of Ivanka's face in existence.

kek look at what Bernie bought with all the donations

Friendly reminder that nothing derails the Trump General more than anime and AWOO posting.

I swear are there just leftist bots out there that only exist to reply shit to Trump's tweets?

>warming up your hand and putting it on the screen

>I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke

o shit waddup

Probably
I do it with CNN all the time

What did Trump have sitting on that plate with the napkin on it?

There was something greasy sitting directly on it.

>Trump up and started his day
>Still naked in a computer chair from yesterday
work in a few hours fuck

I don't think he considers himself to be thin

there's tons, I've blocked most of them.

No its just that niggers have no jobs so they sit at home waiting for him to twit somthing

how are illegals receiving government assistance without, you know, having legit papers and stuff?

He's saying truth is subjective and no-one really knows the "truth" of anything.

Really makes you think

Fuck I hate high class menus
Why do they need to list every fucking thing in the dish

I mean, he's not actually thin user

Because they're aimed at your family

Trump is a big guy

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OBONGO BTFO

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Hard to argue with 16500 professionals

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Anybody thirsty?

>Libtards suffer from cognitive dissonance in a major way
yep

Guess today's gonna be a slow day.

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It's fine
I like the slower generals, they tend to be more /comfy/

You convinced me, I'm now voting for Pataki

FUCK I CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP ANYMORE, THIS GUY CONVINCED ME I AM NOW VOTING FOR BERNIE

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/737239685295181824

You're right, I now #StandWithRand

Post qts

It's ok lads, few people can withstand such persuasive messages.

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kek

I've got a better one

Are all your ladies bobble heads over there?

What the fuck did he mean by this?!

Absolute madman!

10/10

>It's actually real

Oh shit. He really shouldn't have tweeted that. That's a classic confused response persuasion fail.


Sigh, oh well. It's not like he's gaffe free, that's never stopped him yet.

If I had to burn a baby and a woman alive to stop Trump, I'd do it.
The whole world is more worth than two people.

>That's a classic confused response persuasion fail.

nani

Well, you'd know how to do it.

Mark Dice: Black People Cry "Racism" After Gorilla Shot and Killed to Save Boy at Zoo who Fell Into Exhibit

youtube.com/user/MarkDice/videos

Yes, and we all remember what happened the last time you burned people alive, Hans.

youtube.com/watch?v=uv4Fvs9jQpc

Given the context

> of a gathering for veterans of wars in the middle east
> by a (potential) president that said that ISIS and Islamic terrorism must be fought forcefully and to the end

It fits. Trump won't be fighting a drone war vs. ISIS for sure.

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Yes. I love it. The kikes are getting nosey to our op so we need to go meta with it.

hey Aussie bros, rate my oc? just in time for the Australian election that's happening now.. bloody leftists like bill shorten encouraging his militant youth members to sabotage an American election.. bloody outrageous aint it lads....?

>blacks have more in-group preference for a gorilla than a 4-year-old white boy

Need I say more?

MAGA

I'm all in boys.

This is $5,750 USD for those too lazy to convert.

Dude, I'd argue his support really started to lift off after he BTFO Jeb! on Iraq.


People do NOT want more war! That's Shillary's baggage, why would Trump want to adopt that position?!?!

It is a persuasion fail. It would've been fine if he clarified it with "None!" or something, but he didn't. I don't believe he meant that he'd send people to the middle east to fight his wars, but you can totally read it that way.


Someone must start assisting him on these retweets. At least let his staff know what he's going to put out before the rest of the world sees it.

The plot twist is that the kid is actually black. They should expose their racism in a big way but, as always, it won't.

Good luck, user.

Damn son, i only placed 100 Euros
t. student in Latvia

>its the guy that lost $5k all over again

for

>no jeb

shii man dat lil white boy shoulda been put down cuz he was a threat to my broth- I mean that innocent gorilla

I haven't lost a cent. This is the only bets I've made on this entire election

Good luck betfag.