What are the pros/cons of marriage ?

what are the pros/cons of marriage ?

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For women: All upsides and security

For men: No upsides, all downsides

Pros: doggystyle sex

Cons: listening to her talk about her day. For eternity.

SAUS??

The sex always gets boring.

The sex always gets boring in any long term relationship whether a ring in involved or not.

Why do you specify doggy style? Do randos not do doggysttle for you bro?

There would be plenty of pros for both parties if the marriage laws were not so screwed up and stacked against men.

Wait, you mean others are actually having sex after getting married?

Pros: Easy fun if you're into cuckoldry.
Cons: Everything else about it.

You will never have sex again, but the kids will be the highlight of your day and make life worth living in ways impossible to understand from a single bachelor perspective

Pro - you get pussy any time you want.
Con - it’s going be the only pussy you going to get for life.

lol

>The sex always gets boring.
only if you're fuckin bad at gf
pro tip: talk about sex with your gf, if you can't, she won't tell you what's fun or new for her and it guaranteed will get boring. use your words you're not a goddamned gorilla. if she won't tell you what she wants then your relationship will fall apart eventually unless you both are extremely low sex drive.

This

You are clearly not married

Doesn't matter to me. Been single for a year now and loving it. Getting older and sex drive is down anyway. It's actually kind of a relief. No more thinking with my dick.

Pros: You are never lonely, doubled income and someone to handle all the boring financial shit you don't want to deal with.

Cons: Never have sex, can't go looking for sex, and if you do - you'll never see your kids again.

If you're dying for offspring, then marriage is the best way to get a woman to go about it in a placid manner. That's basically the only upside from a male's perspective. That may be potentially a big upside if you value family and such.

Bruh don't do it

I've been married for 5 years now.
It doesn't matter WHAT you think it delivers, its all for her.

I was reading someone talking about it before on here and it stuck in my gullet good:

Marriage is to women what sex is to men. They get all excited about the first one and celebrate it and make a big fucking deal out of it and then end up having enough of it to be fucking disappointed.
The man holds out and holds out like a teenage girl before prom night, and when they finally break down and give it over the woman realizes its really not that fucking much.
Honestly, teenage sex and adult marriage are basically gender flipped versions of the same thing.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Prenup everything.

Larger BAS and BAH
That's about it

Prenups aren't binding

Depends on the state.

Yeah but not much larger.

No, you get pussy when she wants it.

Before you know it, you're letting 3 black guys fuck your wife just to get some sexual gratification out of your marriage.

Marriage is a zero win for any man. just save yourself a lot of money and grief, and jerk-off to internet porn for your 2 second orgasm, instead of giving half your life away for it--Thank me Later.

It's only good for men under sharia law. Otherwise forget it.

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The only pro really is you are seen by society as "normal". If you are over 35 and not married with kids, most people will assume you are gay or have some serious issues.

The cons are too many to mention. No sex, women are fucked in the head, no getting out of it without going broke.

>no sex

You married the wrong girl dude.

Derp derp derp I have a wife and we have sex derp derp derp

I don't remember writing that

wow

I WANT to believe its fiction, but it doesn't feel that far fetched tbh

I’m married. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

I like being married. The physical part gets very close which can be next level shit. And someone if they're right for you that you get to do everything with.

last time you had sex with your wife ?

11 years and the sex has never gotten boring.

there are literally no pros

marriage is like having a best friend that you have sex with.
it's amazing.

This.

Guess how I know your a low test beta

And that's your wife's hand up the bum there, m8?

You can do that without being married

No more worrying about hooking up, more time to make money.

Once you have enough kids you can start abusing steroids and destroy your nads and get swole.

If I wind up so bored with sex I have to get my wife to stick her hand up my ass forget it.

If your under 35 please don’t fucking do it, I’m 24 and separated right now, we married way to fast, way to young. Be together minimum 3 years, and minimum age 35, I promise you’ll do yourself a favor

no you can't

This

No one knows shit about themselves or other people when in their 20s.

Only the people above 30 in this thread will understand how dumb 20 year olds are.

> Only the people above 30 in this thread will understand how dumb 20 year olds are.

I don't understand how 30 year olds, even late 20's exists on this board? just as immature as us 13 year olds? xD lel

do you actually think that people don't cheat? how fucking pussy are you? i cheat on all my partners when sex gets boring. she prob. does the same. thats the way it is

only people above 40 will know how stupid 30 year olds are...

My wife of 6 years and I, whom I knew for my entire life, dated for 4 additional years, had plenty of sex when we were younger. We have a few days when we were have sex each night but really its only once or twice a month. We are both very happy and secure, just not something we are super into all the time.

Yes of course, one major benefit (if you can get it) is a willing sexual lab assistant. Oh the fun we get into.

no shit?

That's why I'm not married. Why even bother then? What's the point exactly? So you can be two miserable nihilistic twats stuck with each other? No thanks.

youre not a healthy adult male or you are over the age of 50.

i love my wife.

it at one time worked out for both parties involved but has evolved into a way women can extort shit out of men. and then when that doesn't work they will collect welfare... guess who will be paying the taxes on that. when do the sex robots show up?

just a chemical bond that your brain will get bored of.

Every now and then I catch myself thinking I'd like to find someone who I could be with and then I remind myself of all that. It's natural to want to pair bond and all but when it comes with all of that shit stacked against you what are we supposed to do? Get into your hobbies or whatever and forget about it.

never get married.
i'm married and i want to die.

this.

Pros and Cons are the same thing: You have a business partner for most important job you have: "life"

I want you to think about how hard "living" is. Shit is tough, we define ourselves through suffering. Life is literally pain and because of this fact religion is a thing. The hope and idea that we can "live" and not have the pain included.

Now, when your married, you have a business partner to help run your life, and just like a business your business partner can either make shit awesome, or horrible. Profits can soar, and when they are you don't mind splitting them. In fact many times you'll reinvest it into your business via happyness. When shit hits the fan if you have a GOOD partner they will help the business make it through and not go belly up.

If you have a shit business partner then your going to claim bankrupt quick and wish you were dead.

TL, DR: Marriage is good for the people who are smart enough to pick good partners. If you're not one of those people you'll run your life into the ground.

I like this

how do you get your business partner to try anal ?

Only people above 50 will know... shit. Forgot what I was typing.

Agreed user, good words right there

that should of been discussed prior to having them sign on as an investor. Do you typically let people sign contracts before going over whats required?

You funny fucker I like you

It's not rape if you're married.

to add to this: you might be one of those shitty people that's bad at picking business partners. good luck since clearly you didn't view it that way when your approached what was likely the largest choices of your path through life

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i hate you.

ya it is... anytime she wants to say its rape..

Were your parents or her parents ever separated? Is there a history of divorce in either of your families?

>If so, DO NOT get married. You marriage is most likely going to fail.

Are you willing to NEVER EVER even consider divorce even when things get really tough?

>If not, DO NOT get married. If you are both considering divorce when things get rough then it's not gonna work. You have to be completely dedicated.

Would you love this person even if they are fat, ugly, poor, depressed

>If not, DO NOT get married

[SPOILER] If you don't have some great examples in your life of great marriages, then it's really hard for you. You are likely to treat your spouse like your parents treated each other, your grandparents etc. If you were raised a degenerate heathen, you will remain so... enjoy the shitty hand you were dealt

this is good

Depends what shitty country you're living in then.

Except your partner might bail and take half of your shit?

and calls you a pervert when you just want to try new things in the bedroom.

I never understood why women stop having sex when married. Can someone explain this to me

another way to think of this is. I no longer make any choices for my own happiness, or at least meaningful one.

if Im given an option to do something that will make my wife happy, ill do it even if it makes me unhappy. HOWEVER in that same respect she behaves the same way.

As a partner, it should never be my concern to look out for my own back but rather look out for hers, and if she isn't watching my back she isn't being a partner shes being a shit wife that will result in a shit marriage.

Since I got married, my happiness is no longer my responsibility. It's hers. And her happiness is now my responsibility.

The moment she makes a large choice that is self serving, is the moment I'll know my marriage is headed to the shitter. But i don't expect that to happen since we have the same values. Since she said "i do" i have seen nothing other then what i jsut explained from her.

why the fuck would i ever go into business with someone who would ever show a possibility of bailing?

You may be one of those people that should stay alone as well if you can't make these judgements. Also don't open your own business lol

They get bored of the same guy over and over and over and over and over and over and over. They're like men in that regard. Except when they get bored, they can just find another guy in the space of 10 minutes, while you're left holding your dick for weeks.

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I'll just leave this here.

20 years in. Wife pulls $190 k, she’s my best friend.
Sex?
Umm never died... we are here on vacation stayin with family and fucking and sucking behind then closed room doors like teenagers.

Good luck anons ... good ones are out there.

lol yes gyom listen to this! be a good gyom don't get married let the nuclear family die and OH buy this now "make you happy pill"!

my wife is good to me.
she allows me to have sex with her once a month.

What does she do? And what do you do/earn as well?

Did you actually watch the video? It's in support of marriage, although the title makes it seem like it doesn't.

Honestly been at home with the kids... I make some $$ doing stuff but it’s just extra $$

Just give it a time m8

the very end? when he realizes everyone watching is there on a date and has to back peddle? yeah and up until that point he describes the thought of it as complete shit that everyone "settles" for

lol coping this hard, if she doesn't want to fuck you its prob cus your a fat fuck who didn't take care of her or yourself.

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Shut it down

I would love to meet a girl who would actually be interested in going on a date to a Jordan Peterson presentation. Lol

marriage is the best decision a man can make.

Id rather stay single. So much better. I can take risks where married people can't lol

I'm 36 and just got engaged for the first time. I've got twins on the way next summer with her so I was like fuck it.. neither of us are getting any younger and we have fun together. I can't keep thinking I can keep scooping some young hot poon from the college bars.. can't last forever. Only thing I would have wanted different is to have been with her longer before taking the plunge. But there are enough bastards in this world.

yeah just from that statement alone, i wish you well in divorce court

Why cant it last forever?