> be me > ugly and pizza faced as hell > no chance of getting laid ever > freshman year, new girl shows up > wears thick framed glasses and shaves her hair off > befriend her. always befriend weirdos, that way they'll spare you when the time comes > over the summer she approaches me online > asks me out > i say yes > this is the only girl who has ever been interested in me > her hair is growing back in awkwardly > gets contacts > still ugly > eventually hair grows into a decent style > she starts taking care of her apperance > secret bombshell > all the guys take notice > but she's mine. > i scored the hot chick > we start fighting a lot after she gets hot > she basically did whatever she wanted, nearly cheated on me repeatedly > i'd never get better than her, so I stayed > over the sophmore-junior summer, she dumps me > i nearly fucking kill myself > she wants to "still be friends" > i take her up on it, i could use an attractive friend > she still manipulates me > she ends up with a cute college boy, then upgrades to the teacher's kid - who was the most wanted guy in the school. complete jock with shitty music taste > i still hate his guts > we graduated eight years ago > im not on social media so i lost track of her and her life > got invited to her wedding over text
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Isaiah Myers
You made her. Fuck her while she's married.
Carter Bailey
Wouldn't go to that wedding user, cunt will just be be using it to judge and compair you.
Colton Watson
Get clean ass fuck, if you have facial hair have a barber do his best cuts, and get your hair done. If you are still piss face and have time. Get it cleared up asap. See a dermatologist.
Find the nearest punch bowl, or any bulk drink holder. Have on hand a fuckload of crushed up Viagra. Pour it in.
Watch everyone stumble around with boners.
Nathan Wright
This
Tyler Green
im still ugly as hell - she wouldn't touch me beyond a sad hug at this point
Jordan Hall
OP please tell me you fucked her at least once. Please.
Gabriel Thompson
yeah, i know. i just kind of want to see her, you know?
Christopher Carter
you're right, you know. i should clean up my act and make her feel like shit for losing me.
as for the viagra, she's a bit of an attention whore. she'd get off on it.
Bentley Parker
not worth the embarrassment tbh, unless you have cleaned yourself the fuck up, or can come with a smoking hot date, you're just going to be a walking joke.
Jose Garcia
i got a few handjobs, most of which were over the pants. i got a blowjob at the end of homecoming, when she was still kinda awkward looking
Josiah Collins
Be a man for once and tell that Stacy cunt to fuck off. Post pics, too
Evan Jones
Don't do it for her. She's long gone. Do it for you. And if she is a raging whore. Let her suck off a Viagra stuffed cock and have her fiance leave her.
>Win win
Noah Wright
the wedding is in a month - i guess i could fix my hair in that time and maybe help my skin. no smoking hot date, though. i've only got one female friend and she's a flat-faced asian with an even flatter chest
Elijah Roberts
Okay thank god. I was about to say, getting cheated on and no action prior to that? would suck.
Isaiah Lee
i don't have any digitized, but i can probably get her instagram or something from one of my friends though
Michael Ramirez
this is Sup Forums, so i understand you'd be wary, but could you post a pic so we can see what we're working with? it could just be a waste of time if you're like a 2/10 or something, best bet is to just avoid that wedding like the fucking plague
or go there and bang her sister or something
Jackson Green
I wouldn't visit and just tip my fedora at her
Brandon Lopez
Cool. Screenshot what you send that cunt, too
Kevin Russell
you guys are the best support team. i can handle this, yeah. i've got this
Liam Thompson
i don't think i'll post a photo of myself here, but i can guarantee it's worse than whatever you think. my brother broke my nose when i was eleven and it's been crooked ever since, i've got raging pizzaface, and im out of shape as all hell
Landon Kelly
ha, that's another good plan
Christopher Phillips
sure thing - it might be a little, but i'll post it
Christian Brown
not worth going then
what's your purpose for even going to the wedding? do you just want to see her out of curiosity, or are you planning on getting laid there?
Luke Stewart
i just want to see her, after all these years. ideally i'd fuck her, but she probably won't want to. i'm still into her, after all these years. she told me everything - i really thought she was the one. we read great gatsby in freshman english and i never understood why gatsby kept seeking daisy, but i think i do now.
Jason Allen
kill the bitch
Alexander Jones
You got your ass kicked then, stay down.
Jack Ortiz
Op post pic
Luis Rogers
is this the only relationship you've ever been in? it was 8+ years ago, get over it dude. she probably thinks nothing of you.
get out there and find someone who will actually care about you.
David Jenkins
OP, you owe it to yourself to give that bitch the best fucking she'll ever get, then leave her in shambles.
Oliver Turner
i've considered it
Nicholas Brown
i've had sex with girls at a few friends bachelor parties, but no real relationships. im shy and ugly - no one wants me