be me

> be me
> ugly and pizza faced as hell
> no chance of getting laid ever
> freshman year, new girl shows up
> wears thick framed glasses and shaves her hair off
> befriend her. always befriend weirdos, that way they'll spare you when the time comes
> over the summer she approaches me online
> asks me out
> i say yes
> this is the only girl who has ever been interested in me
> her hair is growing back in awkwardly
> gets contacts
> still ugly
> eventually hair grows into a decent style
> she starts taking care of her apperance
> secret bombshell
> all the guys take notice
> but she's mine.
> i scored the hot chick
> we start fighting a lot after she gets hot
> she basically did whatever she wanted, nearly cheated on me repeatedly
> i'd never get better than her, so I stayed
> over the sophmore-junior summer, she dumps me
> i nearly fucking kill myself
> she wants to "still be friends"
> i take her up on it, i could use an attractive friend
> she still manipulates me
> she ends up with a cute college boy, then upgrades to the teacher's kid - who was the most wanted guy in the school. complete jock with shitty music taste
> i still hate his guts
> we graduated eight years ago
> im not on social media so i lost track of her and her life
> got invited to her wedding over text

help. image unrelated.

You made her. Fuck her while she's married.

Wouldn't go to that wedding user, cunt will just be be using it to judge and compair you.

Get clean ass fuck, if you have facial hair have a barber do his best cuts, and get your hair done. If you are still piss face and have time. Get it cleared up asap. See a dermatologist.

Find the nearest punch bowl, or any bulk drink holder. Have on hand a fuckload of crushed up Viagra. Pour it in.

Watch everyone stumble around with boners.

This

im still ugly as hell - she wouldn't touch me beyond a sad hug at this point

OP please tell me you fucked her at least once. Please.

yeah, i know. i just kind of want to see her, you know?

you're right, you know. i should clean up my act and make her feel like shit for losing me.

as for the viagra, she's a bit of an attention whore. she'd get off on it.

not worth the embarrassment tbh, unless you have cleaned yourself the fuck up, or can come with a smoking hot date, you're just going to be a walking joke.

i got a few handjobs, most of which were over the pants. i got a blowjob at the end of homecoming, when she was still kinda awkward looking

Be a man for once and tell that Stacy cunt to fuck off. Post pics, too

Don't do it for her. She's long gone. Do it for you. And if she is a raging whore. Let her suck off a Viagra stuffed cock and have her fiance leave her.

>Win win

the wedding is in a month - i guess i could fix my hair in that time and maybe help my skin. no smoking hot date, though. i've only got one female friend and she's a flat-faced asian with an even flatter chest

Okay thank god. I was about to say, getting cheated on and no action prior to that? would suck.

i don't have any digitized, but i can probably get her instagram or something from one of my friends though

this is Sup Forums, so i understand you'd be wary, but could you post a pic so we can see what we're working with?
it could just be a waste of time if you're like a 2/10 or something, best bet is to just avoid that wedding like the fucking plague

or go there and bang her sister or something

I wouldn't visit and just tip my fedora at her

Cool. Screenshot what you send that cunt, too

you guys are the best support team. i can handle this, yeah. i've got this

i don't think i'll post a photo of myself here, but i can guarantee it's worse than whatever you think. my brother broke my nose when i was eleven and it's been crooked ever since, i've got raging pizzaface, and im out of shape as all hell

ha, that's another good plan

sure thing - it might be a little, but i'll post it

not worth going then

what's your purpose for even going to the wedding? do you just want to see her out of curiosity, or are you planning on getting laid there?

i just want to see her, after all these years. ideally i'd fuck her, but she probably won't want to. i'm still into her, after all these years. she told me everything - i really thought she was the one. we read great gatsby in freshman english and i never understood why gatsby kept seeking daisy, but i think i do now.

kill the bitch

You got your ass kicked then, stay down.

Op post pic

is this the only relationship you've ever been in? it was 8+ years ago, get over it dude. she probably thinks nothing of you.

get out there and find someone who will actually care about you.

OP, you owe it to yourself to give that bitch the best fucking she'll ever get, then leave her in shambles.

i've considered it

i've had sex with girls at a few friends bachelor parties, but no real relationships. im shy and ugly - no one wants me

i'll try, i can promise you that