Why does a woman with a net worth of $250 million need a roommate?

Why does a woman with a net worth of $250 million need a roommate?

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friendship is priceless user

lesbos
Le imagine face

They eat each others shaved bare pussies and sneak quick licks to each others pink puckered bum holes.

>Why does a woman
>woman

there's your answer.

Rent in Manhattan is THAT bad

So they can talk about their BBC conquests

Someone gotta keep that bed warm at night.

She's a megalomaniac and probably thought it'd be good for her idiom. She isn't a real person, user. She's a carefully crafted product for young women.

This.

muff diving obviously

>I will never autoerotic asphyxiate myself while taylor and karlie lez out in front of me

JDIMSA

wew lads
you just KNOW

What do you think taytay's hair smells like?

>the two most beautiful women in the world had sex with each other
>it was the most perfect, glorious, transcendent thing that will ever happen
>no one will ever witness it

IMAGINE

Their private sextapes will never be leaked to the public

>I have autism and what are friends for

Secret lesbian sex.

"roommate"

>heels on the court

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Genuinely stroking it

Thanks user

>ywn see them trib

Why live?

Why does she look like satan?

You. Just. Know.

LESBIANS.

Taylor isn't a lesbian. She has Asperger's and the emotional development of a five year old, she isn't sexually attracted to anything

She probably makes Karlie wear big fluffy flannel pajamas and cuddle her all night. Also Karlie has to check under the bed and in the closet for monsters and read her a story and bring her some chockit milk.

>ywn be bound and gagged in the corner while they lez out
;_;

>Karlie's face when she waits for TayTay to fall asleep then rubs one out while smelling her hair

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>Karlie will never strip you naked, tie you to a post and cut off your dick and balls with a scalpel then leave you to bleed to death while she packs the organs in ice and brings them to the disbarred unethical Chinese doctor who then surgically grafts them to her body so she can literally fug Taylor and make babies with her

Why would they? You're a nobody.

They could probably bound and gag Kevin Spacey in the corner if they wanted to

daily reminder she isn't flat

me and Karlie have a lot in common

>they will never force me to strip and make fun of my small manlet cock

comfy times, of course

>you'll never be their slave
>you'll never to chores around their apartment while they lez out

if she has my dick grafted onto her and fucks taytay with it, does that mean i had sex with taytay even though im dying in a hotel room somewhere? worth it

shit

To dumb and worthless to maintain an apartment by herself.

Who would want to cuddle with a stegosaurus?

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ITS NOT FAIR

>wake up
>still no 6'1 gf

I don't want to be dominated I just like tall women

brb killing myself

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>I don't want to be dominated

THIS MAKES IT WORSE

Everyone knows lesbians, prior to coming out, have a large amount of male lovers that don't last.

And NO ONE in hollywood has had as many boyfriends as T.Swift.

>that woman that pretends to be a guy and hates literal perfection

I wouldn't want Karlie to beat me up or anything

But I'd love to be her wife

Keep her house clean and cook her a nice dinner, greet her when she comes home and ask her how her day was, fetch her slippers and rub her sore back, then finally go upstairs where she pushes me on the bed, climbs on top of me, has frantic sex for two minutes until she orgasms then promptly rolls off of me and falls asleep

why tho

holy shit is this real, I know what I'm fapping to later

IT ISN'T FAIR BROS

I want to get stuck in an elevator with Taylor Swift for three hours with no phone service and break the awkward tension by saying something self-aware like "look, I know you're a celebrity but I'm not a weirdo, do you want to chat to pass the time?" and we get to chatting and actually form a fast friendship and it turns out most of the Sup Forums memes are true, she is a very chill and humble human being with pretty down-to-earth values, and she just makes all her slut videos because that's the current pop culture zeitgeist but what she really truly wants is to settle down with one guy and cuddle and do crosswords on weekend afternoons, and we end up dating and the media can't figure out who the fuck I am and why Taylor Swift is with this unattractive autistic guy who wears 9-year-old Canadians Fight Cancer! t-shirts I got by mailing in the backs of Canadian Cheerios boxes, and every night we go back to Taylor Swift's surprisingly modest apartment and she brutally dominates me, makes me lick her feet clean, slaps me until my eyes water, and then fucks my mouth until she gets bored.

>I wouldn't want Karlie to beat me up or anything

>twn make out while using me as a footstool, laughing at and humiliating me when they stop for a breather

You've convinced me user

>Taylor's face when she wakes up from being jostled around and she doesn't know what's going on

m-me

;_;

I want this

> watching a game to select the best bulls

>Karlie wh.. why are you dressed like that? it makes me feel funny

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jesus christ

>she is SIX (6) inches taller than me WITHOUT heels

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DOMINATED

tall gfs are the best, trust me lads

until they leave you for their best friend and lez out, but you should have bugged their apartment by that point anyways

how wet do you think they were

Fuck, Kill, Marry

How does a woman fuck somebody's mouth?

guess we know who wears the pants now

to fuck each other with big dildos

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>brutally dominates me, makes me lick her feet clean, slaps me until my eyes water, and then fucks my mouth until she gets bored.

By violently rubbing her pussy on your mouth, you sad turbovirgin.

Or using a strapon.

i feel cucked by there very existence

DEAR GOD SHES SO FUCKING LONG MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKE

Lanky, pale and chink eyes.

I don't get the obsession with this one lads.
Actually...

>tfw no belter gf
;_;

Incredible. INCREDIBLE
How can one even satisfy a woman like this?

Why is this reddit-tier trash still up?

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benis in vagina

you can't only another woman can sadly

your best hope is to be the dick they share for fun

Swiftposting has been a vital part of Sup Forums culture from day one you fucking immigrant

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I'm having trouble comprehending the lesbian orgies that must go on

kys you raging homo

waifu nonsense threads are what Sup Forums is all about

t. 2013

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Maybe an uber chad could achieve the task.

this is good
i'd like this

>kk and taytay will never dress up in authentic SS uniforms and repeatedly jab you in the balls with a cattle prod
;_;